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Where would you rank different meats on a DnD style alignment chart?

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Where would you rank different meats on a DnD style alignment chart?
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>>7211481
Too lazy to make an image but I would put some wierd offal dish in chaotic evil.
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how have you rationalized any of this?

also
>bacon not lawful evil
Do you even Animal Farm?
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>>7211580
>implying Snowball was evil
Have YOU even read animal farm?
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>>7211582
>snowball was the only pig in Animal Farm
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Neutral Evil
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Da Orkz are dah biggess and Dah Strongess. I Feed dem boyz 'otdogs cuz dey taaaay-steee
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Lawful Neutral
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Neutral Good
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>>7211481
>lawful evil
>not foie gras
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>>7211593
The other pigs turn into humans though
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>>7211709
>foie gras
>meat
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>>7211709
I chuckled.
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>>7212894

How was this picture taken?
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>>7211627
>work in a deli
>have to cut that shit
>tfw it is the hardest shit to clean off a slicer besides the Pickle and Pimento loaf

why does this exist
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liver should be chaotic evil
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Dog should be lawful evil

Humans should be chaotic evil
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Lawful good: Chicken
Neutral good: Beef
Chaotic good: Oily fish
Lawful neutral: White fish, waterfowl
True neutral: Shellfish, sheep, goat
Chaotic neutral: Vegan meat substitutes
Lawful evil: Pork
Neutral evil: Insects, offal
Chaotic evil: Dogs, cats
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How is eating veal anymore amoral than just eating regular beef? They're all gonna be slaughtered and eaten anyway, at least veal tastes better.
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>>7212969
Other cows are treated more humanely
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lawful good: chicken thighs (make it properly, please)
neutral good: pork (I'll make everything better)
chaotic good: steak (you'll like it)
lawful neutral: chicken breast (No need to hurt anyone now)
true neutral: duck (It's duck, no matter what you do to it)
chaotic neutral: fish (don't fuck with fish, nobody knows what comes out when you fuck with fish)
lawful evil: lamb (I'll stain everything in my flavour)
neutral evil: ham
chaotic evil: machine seperated meat (comes in many forms, almost all evil)
Pure evil: tofu (CTHULU IS PLEASED AT THIS ABOMINATION)
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>>7211580
Well I see Chicken Breast as the most basic of all foods. It works in so many ways on so many dishes. It can be good, bad, tasty, dry. So it is the most neutral.

Hot Dogs are by producty and street meat especially. Tasty but probably the worst for you. Bacon is neutral cause its bad but we like it anyway.

Chicken wings seem chaotic I guess, but not evil. And Burgers are definitely chaotic good.

I considered Lamb for lawful evil as well, but decided on veal. I could have chosen something else but I see it as that food that people tend to feel bad for enjoying more than others.

Steak is the most neutral good of all foods. I feel like most of them just make sense.
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