This is no joke. Let's see what you faggots know how to cook.
Pic unrelated.
>>7208913
Irish mixed grill
>>7208917
No. That isn't one ingredient. Also they eat nothing but potatoes.
>>7208913
Big throbbing cock, OP's favorite meal.
>>7208923
>That isn't one ingredient.
>Also they eat nothing but potatoes
Pick one
>>7208913
sashimi
Sriracha.
>>7208913
Fried egg. Sunny side up.
>>7208913
Ingredients:
1 orange
Recipe:
1. Cut orange in half
2. Squeeze orange until all juice is in a glass
Side of salmon
Cure
Cold smoke overnight
>>7209084
> cure
that's more than one ingredient though
What do you want, some MacGuyver shit where we sweat our own salt and ferment things from airborne yeast?
>>7208913
Has to be steak.
>>7208979
non-stick pan. maybe a splash of water if the white is still too runny.
The dish is complete when I set it on the table. if you add salt and pepper, that's your business.
>>7209432
I can do without seasoning the steak. It's still the single best ingredient I could think of, has loads of flavour without seasoning.
salt potatoes cooked at the beach.
/thread
>>7209621
that's one too many ingredients, compadre. thanks for playing.
>>7208913
ur mum's vag m8
>>7208913
This is a joke.
You can make wonderful food by mixing two ingredients together.
If you only use one ingredient, you are just comparing apples and oranges.
Example:
Eggs + Sugar.
Now you can make an egg custard with Meringue.
Coffee
>>7209970
Doesn't count since you're adding water
>>7209970
Coffee beans + water
more than one ingredient bro
>>7209637
NOPE. cooked in seawater, that doesn't count as an ingredient
>rekt
Loimulohi. It's only freshly caught salmon. What flavour there is to it, comes from fire, smoke, and the smoldering birch plank and the carved fresh birch spikes holding it to it.
>>7210014
fug
stupid picture
>>7209993
Just cry into your food in despair. That can't count as an ingredient
>>7209084"side"
>>7210031
Yes, as in, split the salmon down its bones and you will have TWO SIDES, of the same fish.
Not side DISH, a literal SIDE of the fish.
>>7208913
Just how old is that broccoli?
>>7210020
Looks like some sort of ritual
>>7208913
Potatoes baked in ash.
>>7210065
nice meme friend
>>7210046
Just looks really overcooked to me, most greens go that vomit colour when you do that
>>7210074
Overcooked is the way its supposed to be in that dish you fucking idiot
Scrambled eggs.
Make scrambled eggs with half and half instead of milk, put in a tortilla(preferably flour) and add salsa, sour cream, shredded cheese, and whatever the fuck else you want. They can be for breakfast or virtually any meal.
>>7210100
Are you actually mentally handicapped?
>>7210014
that looks legit