okay guys, first time cooking a whole chicken. How did I do?

>>7207951
I don't know, but I want to stick my dick in that.

>>7207951
Image is fake op found this image on Reddit OP IS ONCE AGAIN A FAGGOT

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Looks like a pussy.

women say that men only think with their dicks
but that look like a brain with a vagina.

I want to fuck that

that chicken has a vulva

>>7207951
I'll bet she was the most popular hen in the coop.

>>7207951
hurhurhurhurhur benis in bagina XDXDXDXDXD

Kill yourself.

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>>7207951
Just begging for some fuck.

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where can i catch me a brain bug op?

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Your test results are in, sir. It looks like the rash on your dick is some form of salmonella. Any idea how this might have happened?

>>7208842
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>7208856

No, I was a fucking a chicken

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>People don't post someone else's picture and post on a Chinese forum to gain some credit do they?

>>7207951
>>>/reddit/

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>sir, any idea how you dick might have contracted the chicken pox?

>>7208856
>son
Just because you sleep with my mum doesn't mean you're my real dad. Wait 'till I tell him what you just called me. You're fucking dead, m80.

This threat is relevant to my interests as I am attempting to cook a chicken tonight. I was thinking of spatchcocking it since I did it with a turkey for thanksgiving and it came out awesome. I however don't have the spices I used on thanksgiving.

Advice for Spices/flavors I should use?

>>7208900
thread*

>>7208900
salt and seamen works from my experience.

sincerely,
mom.

>>7207951
Shove half a can of beer up it' ass and bake it.

>>7208842
I fell. On a chicken. With my dick.

>>7208842
I was innocently rubbing canola oil on a chicken and it rape seeded me.

Looks more like roast beef to me OP