alright /ck/ lets make a fucking steak

>beef
>not infinitely superior ostrich
For what purpose

put it in your slow cooker

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some mashed potatoes too

>>7204656
put them in your slow cooker

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season that shit up with some salt and pepper

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>>7204650
From the thumbnail it looked like even a chihuahua would growl at it.

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sip on some of this shit while we wait

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>>7204651
>>7204653
>>7204660
>>7204669
look at these memelords shitting up my thread

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spuds are almost done. lets get this shit cookin.

>drinking straight liquer

why dont you just shovel tablespoons of sugar in your mouth

>>7204679
>>7204690

Been doing Fernet too recently; good shit.

>>7204712

>he thinks it's sweet

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get that shit mashed up

>>7204728
yeah shit is fucking good

>>7204679
What does it taste like?

>>7204711
>spuds
Ok jew fuck into the oven with you. Why are people such faggots.

>>7204711
>using nonstick
>while cooking steak

>>7204679
>>7204736
yes what does it taste like?

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steak is almost done

>>7204736
>>7204746
it's very minty. most people I've seen try it hate it. it's an acquired taste idk.

>>7204738
lolwut

>>7204742
no cast iron sorry

>>7204748
cast iron is the way to go for that nice sear just set your oven for 400 and stick the steak in there on the cast iron for 2 minutes a side.

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aaaand WA LA we're done!
no harbio again. forgot to pick some up from the store.

>>7204766
>wa la

>>7204767
>not being up to date on ebin /ck/ memes

>>7204735
Very fucking poor.

Enjoy your steak you lonely mother fucker now go to the gym and get a girlfriend and stop drinking and eating steak by yourself like an asshat

>>7204690

you love the attention, whore.

>>7204711

PROTIP: do the mashed ahead of time and put in the oven to keep warm/melt the cheese you may or may not have put on top
>chees or u r fgt
then cook the steak alone.

Nice one

>>7204673
>even a chihuahua would growl at it.

But... chihuahas growl at everything. Neighbor's chihuahas would growl and bark at my 1/2 Chow 1/2 Dalmation, even after the time they got in his way, he calmly moved them to the side with his mouth like and they squealed like bitches.

Chihuahas are the short guys that can't just own it and be naturally secure of the dog world.

>>7204767
WA LA

>>7204813
>projecting
do you need a hug anon

>>7204766

Jesus Christ what are you doing? You ruined that steak.

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>>7204711
>nonstick

>>7204766
that's some shit tier sear bruh. you can afford a 1lb ribeye but you can't be arse bothered to spend $20 on a cast iron pan to properly cook your steak in?

>>7204766
fucking love that dressing

>>7205261
I'd hug you, if you know what I mean ;^)

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>>7204711
Pan steak... well played.

>>7204813
I've never seen such projection. It's in CinemaScope with Dolby surround.

>>7204679
nice hands senpai

>>7204764
Fucking thank you. Sear, sear, hold and sear the line of fat on the side, oven, flip, oven, rest, done.

>>7205651
So I put steak on pan then flip steak then sear the line of fat then stick in the oven flip it oven again let it rest and it's done? How do i sear it with no heat to begin with? Your cooking is flawed.

>>7204746
It's terrible

>>7204711

Use lots of butter and cook at below medium.

>>7205254
Good times! Time for a gin & tonic.