Hey /ck/, what do you think of our gingerbread house? Did anyone

>>7199241
>did anyone make a more successful one

Anyone who tried..

>>7199247
:-(

>>7199241
I hope you had a very young child helping you make that because you should be ashamed if not. Damn that is one shitty impoverished gingerbread house...

I was tricked into helping a bunch of children make a gingerbread house. The icing was the consistency of jizz and the house kept falling over because the kids kept touching it in all the wrong places in a misguided attempt to keep it from falling over. Fuck children and fuck gingerbread houses.

>>7199277
>the kids kept touching it in all the wrong places
As the adult in this situation it's your responsibility to stop them touching your penis, anon.

no but now I want some with a big ole cup of coffee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PtOd4grymE&feature=youtu.be

>>7199241
looks more like a gingerbread shanty

I don't get the point of these. I don't even remember seeing any in real life. Nobody makes them around here (mid US).

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Heres my effort

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>>7199379
>>7199381
fuck u

>>7199384
Lmao get shat on

>>7199384
I just wanted to be your friend :(

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>>7199384

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>>7199241
for the past 5 christmases I would be making them at my gf's house right about now. I'm sitting home alone drinking now

>>7199399
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it
You made a really good gingerbread house

>>7199241
This is a pretty fucking depressing Gingerbread House man.

Just look at this sad scene and imagine being that Gingerbread woman. Her husband has just come back from fighting in Afgummystan in the Bake-ing hot desert without any arms. She has waited months for him to return but she didn't expect this. The proud man she remembers is gone. Just look at his icing smile, it barely stays on his face, and those green eyes are basically dead because he has Post Traumatic Stress Decoration (PTSD) and is suicidal.

As soon as he got home he tried to compensate for his disability by fixing the leaky roof but he completely destroyed it, and now Christmas will be freezing. The snow on the roof is coming into the house and she can only afford a dress to warm herself because she spent all of her money on his physical therapy sessions for dealing with the loss of both arms. The trees outside are barely decorated, he managed to put up some lights but then got too tired and had to go in.

This was supposed to be the best christmas ever. And it turned into the worst.

>>7199703

>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/

>>7199707
M-merry Christmas to you too ^_^;;

>>7199677
He has arms!!!! Can't argue with the rest of it though

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I attempted to make a gingerbread house once, I wound up eating a big section of the ingredients and it ended up being a gingerbread tent.
Which I also ate

>>7199924
Better than a ginger bread lean-to or ginger bread umbrella, yeah?

>>7199946
Im really not sure what you are saying

>>7199948
Those structures would be smaller than a tent. In the case of the lean-to, that is half of a tent. Meaning, ultimately, that one had eaten even more of the ginger bread than you did. It was a joke and it went soaring over your head like an orbiting space station.

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We made a much more successful meal! Hope you are all having a lovely christmas day

>>7201288
Hey cunt, this is a gingerbread house thread.

>>7199376
I think it's a New England/eastern thing. I used to live out there as a boy and we used to make them in school before winter break. It was, well, like a 'make a gingerbread-house party' on the last Friday then no_school.jpg for the next two weeks. I look back fondly. Things were simpler back then.

>>7199241
Just get the kit from Walmart next year.

>>7199703
This is some funny ass shit.

>>7199241
OP did you elbow drop it and eat the carnage?

Or are you gonna let it get stale and dry out to the point that you'd need to take a sledge to it to break it up?

>>7202938
We broke it apart and ate it. The gingerbread and the icing taste great, it's just the architecture that was shit.
half of it is still standing

>>7202516
i wanted to but he is a stubborn guy with too much pride

>>7201296
Go to bed Australia.

>>7199384

git gud

>>7202498
I grew up in Tennessee and I remember in 4th grade(year five for you Eurocucks) that we made gingerbread houses with those cake frostings you find in the store in those little tubs. The walls and roof were Graham crackers.

>>7199241
props to you OP, its not easy to make one from scratch. good job

>>7199379
>>7199381
unlike these 2 guys who used a pre-made kit.. for shame

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>>7204804
thank you!!

>>7204809
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>>7203347
wouldn't that make it a graham cracker house?

Life size gingerbread house display in an Arizona hotel. Over 4,000 gingerbread bricks were used.

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>>7206538
whoops now with pic

ugly

>>7206540
Wow!! Super impressive

>>7206540
I'd go Hansel and Gretel the shit out of that house

>>7206622

I'd roast your rosy little hiney in the oven and have a wonderful dinner. Your brother will watch.

>>7199677
Underrated post