What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?

Looks kind of greasy but at least it's thin crust. I like thin crust.

do americans really eat this?

>>7194865
no, we eat virgin boy eggs and hakarl, then wash it down with chicha made with saliva

>>7194865
do europeans really care this much about what americans eat?

>>7194846

That looks like this disgusting pizza I had once in rural ohio on a drive back to NY. Disgusting.

Looks like shit

But... I want to eat it?

>>7194846
table is too small

Looks tasty, but square slices?

>>7194874
So much that they'd ask a small question about it?

Yeah, I guess so. Are Americans so devoid of curiosity about the world that they wouldn't ask questions?

>>7195071

That was a fucking troll question and you know it. Of course people eat it because it's delicious.

>>7194852
>looks kind of greasy

nigger, if your pizza ain't greasy you are a fuccboi and should fuck off back to reddit you goddamn queerbait bug chaser.

>>7194865
Americans eat everything. Pizza, burger, quiche, whatever the fuck ragheads eat, each other, you name it.

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Could use anchovies.

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what do you guys think about this one?

Is it only me or are fast food pizzas almost drowned in cheese? Don't get me wrong, I like cheese but I start feeling like it covers the taste of the other ingredients.

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>>7195470
>tomato slices

TRIGGERED

>>7194874
I care deeply about the less fortunate countries. That's why I married a somali man so he could come live with me.

>>7195660
Fuck you

>>7194846
Looks like prank vomit

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>>7195660

>>7195684
I hope you step on a lego, yo sick mother fucker

>>7195071
Why bother asking questions about other countries when we already live in the only one that matters

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>long ago
>decide to try something other than pizza hut for a laugh
>actually go out to this shitty little italian restaurant
>the oven is literally made out of stone (wtf) like fucking cave people and some italian men are watching soccer and screaming in their shitty language as if it's exciting
>order pizza
>the crust is crunchy for some reason
>meat flavor is way too strong, same with tomato
>not very juicy, cheese is too sparse with some places not covered at all
>weird spices and greenery fucking up and cluttering the pizza
Never again

>>7195669
>That's why I married a somali man because no self respecting white man would have my fat ass

>>7195741
Butthurt kekk detected

>>7195745
>kekk
Whut?

>>7195768
C u c k

>>7195771
>cuck
Why was that so hard for you?

>>7195773
Thought it was filtered to say kek

>>7195782
stupid roody poo

>>7195725
Is this bait?

>>7195660

Manchild detected.

Eat what's on your fucking plate, and don't pick things out of your food. I instantly lose respect for anyone who does this.

>>7195820
I don't dislike tomato slices, but they trigger me on a pizza, that's all.

>>7195825
But like, while everything is subjective, tomato slices on pizza is gastronomically "correct" from a standpoint of culinary snobbishness

>>7195838
They don't look bad aesthetically speaking, but they trigger some horrible memories of mine, that's all.

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>>7194852
could use a nice degreasing wouldn't you say?

Why do Americans prefer square cut?

>>7196122
crust is for faggots

>>7196125

Manchild detected.

Eat what's on your fucking plate. I instantly lose respect for anyone who says this.

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>>7196135
>he eats the handle

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>>7196143
>girls

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>>7196125
>this post
LMAO

>>7194846
It looks fucking massive compared to the pizza i order in my country

>>7194846

What's that strange sauce all over the middle of the pizza?

>>7195725
Hey

>>7194846
That's a big pie.

>>7194846
greasy af senpai

>>7195238
>Thinks pizza is supposed to be greasy
And I bet you think your gut is supposed to hang over your belt, you're supposed to be winded after climbing a couple flights of stairs and you're supposed to sweat while you eat.

Go be fat somewhere else.

>>7194846
That looks terrible
It literally(and I'm using the word literally, literally here) looks like something threw up on it.

>>7196373
>and I'm using the word literally, literally here

It figuratively tips my fuckin' apple cart that I also have to point out when I'm using the word literally in its original usage now. I get that dictionaries include the incorrect usage because their purpose includes explaining all the different ways someone may encounter the word, but, shit. It also ends up validating people that have no respect for speech.

>>7196493
Niggers

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>>7196167
>sons

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>>7196584
>my wife's sons

OP here.

This was actually a Chicago land thin crust pizza.

Whenever people make fun of deep dish, and Chicago fags say only tourists eat them, this is apparently what "regular" pizza looks like there.

It wasn't bad, despite being salty as fuck. All the dough in the middle was soggy, while half the crust was on the verge of being burnt.

It was as greasy as it looks (not necessarily a bad thing), but the worst part was that they put the toppings under the cheese, so when you take your first bite the entire layer of cheese slides right off.

tl;dr - Chicago thin crust is alright - much better than any national chain - but deep dish/stuffed is honestly better.

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Chee-za with sriracha for good taste

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a local favorite

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Heres mine

>>7195479
Could be cooked a little longer desu.

>>7198722
>MLP figure

Get back to your containment board.

>>7198801
That's EqG, I doubt he'd be all to welcome even in the containment board. That shit is as beyond hope as French bread pizza.

>>7198801

>being this new

>>7194846
I do believe that is an open-face calzone.

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>>7194846
>round pizza
>square slices