Rate my pasta

Pasta/10

I'll rate your photography skills instead.
0/10

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>>7179167
i just wanted to prove i'm on /ck/

>>7179163
Thank you

>>7179168
Looks good

pasta, canned tomatoes, what else?

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>>7179174
i used some real tomatos too
i crushed them in the pan
it was really sweet
no here's the pasta residu

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scooping time

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delicius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqzbCk1LjfA

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>>7179200
pretty much how i did it 2bh
not really
also scooping time

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here we go
last bite

Looks like shit.

>look at how cool i am, i switched to the black background

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>>7179206
it doesn't tire your eyes as much and looks cool
and also
finished my pasta
no bread so cant really finish it

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ill give my own review of my pasta
spaghetti:8/10
salsa:7/10 a little sweet

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Rate mine, /ck/! It's carbonara, which I know you all unconditionally love. And I only sullied it with onion and garlic! I had very little black pepper left, but I think the taste was fine, and I even got fancy butchery pancetta for it.

>>7179206
>not using black/dark gray themes whenever possible
have fun going blind at 50, anon

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rate mine

>>7179168
Why the hell can't you figure out how to focus a modern camera? And your spaghetti dinner is five year old tier.

>>7179907
Velveeta/10

>>7179919
it's just a phone dude

>>7179928
Well, clean the damn marinara sauce off the lense.

>>7179938
its on the plate i don't understand what you are talking about
it just moves a lot

>>7179158
Looks pretty awful tbhwyf

What's the recipe though?

>>7179941

I find that a good half mug of vodka allows me to stop shaking for a second long enough for the auto-focus to get a chance to kick in.

>>7179168
Im curious what phone do you have? Does it not focus? Do you have alcoholic shakes that prevent the focus? Also looks pretty shitty to me. Have a upvote.

>>7179971
2bh
i couldn't tell
i used some tetrabrik sauce
and some green stuff i had in a bag (it smelled pretty good)
and a leaf i don't know why but it smelled good
and salt in the water and sauce
and some pepper on the salt
and crushed tomato
it was really sweet for some reason

>>7179981
i don't know m8,my phone takes the picture and when you think it took it it and it and the image freezes you move and the thing didnt actually take the picture

>>7179836
Is that pancetta?

>>7179985
So your phone has a shutter time? What phone do you have damit OP

>>7179993
a BLU

>>7179973
I'll see you in the alcoholic thread.

>>7179996
I have the exact same phone so i know exactly what you're talking about haha best 100$ i spent for a phone.

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>>7180000
my mom gave it to me after she didnt know how to use it
she broke it trying to push the buttons like a normal phone
also have a reaction pic for being a blues brother

>>7180003
For the price it's a good phone. Did your mom eat the pasta as well.

>>7180012
i live alone
my dad made a pasta that still gets posted around /b/ tho

>>7180016
Why was it so plain then anon. I didn't see any meat?

>>7180020
i didn't have any meat

>>7180025
I'm sorry anon hope you have a better meal tomorrow night.

>>7180030
its already 23:51 here
i have a geography essay by tomorrow

>>7180035
good luck anon enjoy your shitty carb meal.

>>7180043
thanks
i ate it 7 hours ago tho

>>7179158
0/10, would not copy.

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>>7179990
Yup, it looked more or less like this but covered with skin. Does it look bad or something? It tasted fine.

>>7181646
i love panceta