What is the best meat and why is it serrano ham?

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>>7178138

second for glorious mortadella

>>7178098
I'm not a siracher fan myself I prefer salami lol

>best meat
This is stupid, you're stupid

Tbh senpai, chorizo is king of all meat products.

>>7178173
I've gotta say that I find chorizo more versatile than serrano ham. Mortadella however is immigrant 101 tier.

Best meat is a good slow fucking braised short rib

horse

>>7178098
>not pata negra

pleb

>>7178098
Because it's schwartzwaldschinken.

serrano is shit tier compared to parma

>>7178502
It's called Schwarzwälder Schinken you colossal idiot.

>>7178533
jesus christ you're an obnoxious faggot

>>7178557
don't be rude now

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Implying any of you have ever tried an actual top quality serrano ham onuvense bellota pata negra. Only regular/mediocre ones are exported due to internal demand.

Also, caña de lomo is the second best iberican meat and you probably cannot even imagine the texture.

The best meat is my 1-inch pulsating throbbing moist, hard, veiny DICKCOCK

Quorn

Spanish morcilla a best

>>7178533

> Spaghetti here


Dont trust him

Goose

>>7178098
Jabugo ham

Gabagool to be honest.

>>7178098
Lamego begs to differ

>>7178098
>year of our lord two thousand and twelve plus three
>eating the cancerous jew

>>7178098
My brother-in-law is a C.I.A. trained Chef, was HP's executive chef for a long time
A couple of Christmases ago he sent us some Serrano Ham, said it was not normally exported, but he "obtained" it anyway
My wife is a strict Vegan, so no help there, I tried it a few times, and did not like it at all, tasted like skin from a really old foot, so my Shar Pei enjoyed a pound of the ham over Christmas
My wife told her brother about our dogs happy holiday, she thought he was having a stroke, he told her the cost of the ham, she would not tell me , other than the dog had the most expensive meal ever served in our home

Proshoot and Jamon Iberica taste like cold cuts you forgot to put back in the fridge.

>>7179728
>>7180649
bait/10, try harder next time

>>7178098
serrano ham? that's not that dego wop shit, is it?

>>7180666
>dego
>so dumb he can't even spell racial slurs correctly
Nothing pisses me off more than incompetent prejudice. I pride myself on being very well informed with my ethnic biases, and people like you make the educated racists look bad.

>>7180670
well then you can go back to russialand, you cheese eating, slant eyed, mick!

>>7180675
I get it. It's not very funny.

>>7180676
oh... jeez i'm really sorry.

>>7178098

Jamon Iberico de bellota is the best cured meat.

>banned in the US until 2007

Fucking hilarious. Land of the free indeed.

>>7180666
lol it's diego, not dego.

>>7180851
>Diego
It's "Dago" you fucking mong-child.

Best meat is dick meat

>>7178098
Serrano ham is a terrible forced meme.
Not even the best ham.

>>7181127
>Serrano ham is a terrible forced meme
How much of a retard are you? Be honest.

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Egg ham.

>>7181148
My bad, apparently those are actually balls of tofu.

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>>7181150
Did the tofu weevil nest in the ham or something?

>>7181127
>most American post of today

>>7180670

Being racist to a country that is just at 1 hour of London by airplane.

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>>7180879
Que?

>>7178582
that looks like something that would feel good to shove in your ass.

>>7178582

Implying you're not a pretentious faggot who doesn't know how economics work... 'actual top quality serrano ham onuvense bellota pata negra' goes where the money is; not your country of constant cock sucking

>>7181803
>onuvense
>iberican
Not a diego

>>7181731
Yeah, I think that's how they breed.