Show us your kitchen, /ck/.

I bet you have a mad boxtop collection I could cash out on, for shame.

its always you who starts these threads. Your kitchen looks cozy at least. I would post mine but I take pride in nothing in life, and my kitchen is just one example of that.

>op got rid of his overflowing ashtray to take the picture this time

>>7171357
The ashtray's still there, he just emptied it.

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>cocoa pebbles

if you're going to eat a child's cereal then at least pick something better.

>>7171342

You have a lot of poor people food OP. Are you poor?

>>7171342
no

>>7171384
I might be.

>>7171342
>whip it
>whip it good
this is gr8

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>>7171342

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For some reason this mediocre as fuck kitchen I have won several awards.

>>7171869
>>7171342
messy kitchens hurt my autism tbH families, how can you cook with all that shit on the countertop

>>7171875
I don't.
Protein shakes and cans of tuna.

>>7171882
Did you get a gastric bypass or are you not american?

>>7171885
Ausfag.

>>7171885
>gastric bypass
>limiting yourself to small amounts of food
>not just getting lipo every couple of years
fucking yuropoors, I swear

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>>7171891
Worked for Jay...

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>>7171893

>>7171863
id recognize that resolution anywhere, beer and steak man

>>7171901
whos this?

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>>7171901
wrong person, i make rice and ketchup

>>7171904
Hi rice and ketchup man.
Why do you have a bad opinion and enjoy ketchup and rice? I love ketchup more than most but with rice??

>>7171907
Had no bread that day

>>7171863
I have never suffered from claustrophobia until I saw this picture.

>>7171342
AGAIN

WHY THE INSIDE-OUT CALENDAR

AND AGAIN

why is disgust such a fucking cutie hnnnffffffff

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>>7171342
So...early nigga. Want moar sleep but the morning beckons and duty calls.

>>7171908
This just raises more questions
>>7171342
Why so much cereal, jerry?

>>7171923
Same...better than nothing I guess

>>7171908
Do you normally eat ketchup and bread?

>>7171361
i dont see the ashtray
>am i being trolled

>>7172304
You probably don't even have parties you don't need that many serving spoons

>>7174097
By the sink, behind the flowers (where it was before).

>>7172009
>duty calls
The "Call of Duty"?

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>>7171869
Awards from whom and for what? I like the hood and smooth surfaces. I would've done a lot different for practicality as well as luxury, but it probably wouldn't look as good or be as energy efficient as a result. It looks nicer than mine in many ways, regardless. Old pic. I put in new appliances a while back but haven't taken any new pictures. Gas range. Not high end, but beats the hell out of the one pictured. Still needs a hood.

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>>7171342
I just moved out after working a year at home to save money for college.
My first kitchen in my tiny shitty apartment.
I know it's pretty shitty, but not bad I think considering when I first left I didn't even have silverware or bowls.

>I can stretch my arms out and almost touch both walls.

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>>7175695
Shit, sideways mode.

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>>7175697
Pt. 2

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>>7171863
>tiny, turboshitter kitchen
>ghetto as fuck door obstruction
>sleek, modern fridge
eh

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stove for ants

>>7175112
I met a former tenant 3 weeks ago and he told me it won a few design awards in an Australian magazine.
I can't make sense of it.
The appliances are sub par, the oven is small, the tiles are all stained...
I don't know anon, I just don't.

>>7175695
>putting your backpack on the stove
why.jpg

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Wouldn't let me post a panoramic.

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It's aight

>>7175112
Nigga do you live in vegas

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>>7171342

>>7175697
>>7175701
I have pretty much the same setup.
Your kitchen looks like you're a decent empowered women.
We should have a tea this week.
>>7179207

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>>7178994
Are you sick family?
I hope you feel better soon!

>>7171342
>Sudbury

>>7171863
>aluminum siding inside kitchen
It's like they forgot to put a kitchen in the house so they built it between the house and garage as an after thought.

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Here is how us poor folk live.

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>>7179277
wtf you white american trash, you own half the sears catalog! And that looks like a house kitchen.

>>7179293
Fuck off Ricky

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>>7179298
Frigg off Randy!

>>7179218
Hahaha
It's actually sickening how much tea I have. I might not have good but I can always offer over twenty five types of tea to my guests.

>>7171342
fuck canadians

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>>7179332
I love you too Ameri-bro!
Watch your diet and don't forget about moderation and diversity are the best spices you can have!
xoxoxo

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>>7179324
Hi hi hi!
I said tea, because I'm not drinking alcohol, but we can go see a movie and head to the korean grill after!
Not a star wars fan though.

>>7177694
>stove and oven next to the fridge
It's like you want to fuck up your fridge on purpose

>>7179394
won't fuck the fridge, but will result in higher electricity bill because the fridge will get hotter.

>>7179407
What about the butterflies...the butterflies

>>7179366
Kek'd at file name.

>>7171342
Your kitchen looks cozy as fuck.

>>7178534
The placement of your microwave aggravates me.

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>>7179413
My sociological analysis of that kitchen:
>Female
Butterflies, flowers, decalc
>20-25
Small appartment
>Lesbian
Has cats (cats salt/pepper shakers) and likes blue colours
>Without partners
Again, butterflies and cats
>Living in a major North American city, probably where it snows and gets cold.
Picture of a beach
>Doesn't cook very much, buys frozen or already prepared food.
Oversized fridge compared to stove.
>Employed in a female environment (nurse, education, hair dresser)
Butterflies and slowery table shit.
Pic related

>>7179420
It's from that vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE
confirmed serial killer

>>7175695
>Installing kitchen appliances and cabinets into the floor

>>7179407
Fridges can only tolerate a certain amount of heat before they stop working, that's why you can't build computers in them or leave them open all the time. Putting hot shit next to them, especially if they radiate heat to the sides, is a surefire way to fuck them up.

>>7179926
Yeah. Fridges need room to breathe. The knuckleheads at my restaurant blew one out by moving it back to the wall.

>>7171342
>picture on fridge of fat girlfriend
>open pantry built into the kitchen...below waist level
>literally no counter space
2/10
>>7171863
>kitchen the size of a closet
>not even an actual kitchen
>cute kitty
cat/10
>>7171869
>bowl on the stove
7/10
>>7172009
>I bet your parents love it
6/10
>>7175697
>almost exactly how my first kitchen looked
>girl's handbag
showtits/10
>>7177694
>oven in a position where only a child could fit
>butterflies
alsoshowtits/10
>>7178534
>non kitchen tools
>in a kitchen
4/10
>>7178581
>nice open space
>child locks on everything
8/10
>>7178880
>depressing fridge
>no floor mats on a white floor
6/10
>>7178994
>i like your cabinets
7/10
>>7179207
>shit not put away when it's dry
>libre negro
4/10
>>7179277
>ugly cabinets
>shit everywhere
2/10

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>>7171863
Shit, that's a small kitchen type area, man.

Gaze upon my small and plain kitchen. Marvel at my ancient electric range.
Imagine the tiny pantry on my left I didn't take a picture of.

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>>7180048

>weeb food
>electric stove
>lighters left out in open
>dishes in sink
>USES A SPONGE


It's like you're TRYING to not be respected.

>>7180057
>weeb food my Asian bf buys
>tfw no gas
>lighters for the incense next to it mate
>JUST WASHED DISHES DRYING IN THE SINK
>use the green side for scrubbing, microwave the shit out of them frequently, replace them often

EAT SHIT TURBOQUEER

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>>7180084
>>7180084
>DISHES DRYING IN THE SINK

>>7180089
The fuck is wrong with that? I wash my dishes in one side of the sink and dry them in the other too.

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>>7180084
>use the green side for scrubbing, microwave the shit out of them frequently, replace them often

>>7180100
>The fuck is wrong with that
Pic related

>>7180109
Guess I'm just eating tons faecal coliform and bacterial colonies then.
Shit, might as well call me Indian at this point.

>>7180100
>>7180109
>had a friend over to make a nice steak dinner
>he washes off his steak in the sink
>then just leaves it in the sink while preparing other foods
>the steak is sitting in the sink, not sitting on anything, for a good 10 minutes
>later that night he gets really sick

Gee, I wonder why.

>>7180116
Almost definitely not from that.

>>7179432
i bet there are human teeth in those tins behind him in his intro

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Does the job.

>>7180116
That's why I wash my sink thoroughly. If you aren't a fucking filthy slob that never cleans your kitchen, it's not an issue.

>>7180213
2 moka pots and a french press plus other brewing shit I can't see. Why? Just curious

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this is the nicest kitchen ive been in control of, my moms is much nicer but i had to tip toe in that shit

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>>7180886

>>7180886
>>7180888
why are your white goods black?

>>7182889
i dont understand what you mean

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>>7180886
more cat pictures

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>>7183218
Not OP, but here.

>>7171904
lookit that cheeky gleam from your bowl
8/10 just coz of those starbursts

>>7172304
looks like the goodwill cutlery section

>>7175112
lots of counterspace/10
do you need a stand mixer, blender, and a food processor out at the same time tho
>>7175695
fire hazard/10
>>7178534
kitchen is not a closet/10
>>7178880
this looks really good for a tiny kitchen. I'm guessing you rent an expensive tiny apartment?
>>7183218
are you chinese

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>>7183218

>>7172304
So much plastic....

>people just having a sink and no flat part to put dishes on

>>7183278
>this looks really good for a tiny kitchen. I'm guessing you rent an expensive tiny apartment?

I actually own the apartment, bought it this fall. The kitchen was original from 1969 except for the stove and faucet. Renovated the place exactly how I wanted.

>>7179944
>>>7175697
>>almost exactly how my first kitchen looked
>>girl's handbag
>showtits/10
GTFO newfag

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>>7171342
1/2

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>>7171342
2/2, to show the British thing of us having washer/dryer in the kitchen.

>>7177694
I like the butterflies and the feature wall.

>>7179277
Owns a KitchenAid and is poor? Hmm.

>>7184101
that's not a british thing, that's just a cheap and shitty flat thing

>>7184118
Not really. I own a house, but it was built in 1950 and not built with a utility room, like a lot of British houses. Online I've seen Americans mostly associate it as being a British thing.

>>7184123
>I own a house, but it was built in 1950 and not built with a utility room

exactly, cheap and shitty

>>7184160
Only by today's standards. When it was built, washing machines and tumble dryers etc weren't exactly common-place. It was however built with an indoor toilet which was not a cheap or shitty (heh) thing back then.

>come to a thread to see terrifying and disgusting kitchens
>theyre all nice

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>>7184414
i gotchu m8

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>>7185959
bonus eggs

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>>7185964

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>>7185964

>>7185959
>>7185964
>>7185967
>>7185993
dis is wat i like

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>>7186012
good i have a whole kitchen to explore

rice cooker for your pleasure....it's gotten worse but the smell is too much for me to open it again rn

>>7186020
penis in rice cooker please

>>7186020
Holy shit brah you have to open that and lickit

>>7179944
Blue board nigga.

>>7179917
Take it up with my landlord, I'm just renting.

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I kind of hate my kitchen atm. Just bought the place earlier this year though. plan on tearing out the wall that the range and fridge are on and having an island there.

>>7171342
>putting fridge beside stove

fucking. why.
it hurts my OCD.

>>7187110
agree but i don't know what other option they really had there

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Posted mine a few years ago and then reposted same pic once. Here is an actual new one. A lot has changed, but small and kind of unnoticeable things mostly.

>>7187302
do you like that countertop? have you had to refinish it or is it pretty durable?

>>7187302
>plastic covering on the table

Hi grandma!

>>7187315
Its durable and I like it, but it is overdue for a refinish after about 8 years since the initial treatment I did. Actually its been overdue for about 2 years now. Will be doing that in the next few weeks since the weather is good for open doors right now.

>>7187357
haaa. That was not my doing. Always just had the wood top showing. Recently acquired a wife. She wanted a cloth and cover. Pretty much every thing else was my own since she only moved in a month ago. My dad installed the cabinets/block/sink stuff some time in the 80s. This is my parent's old apartment kitchen. Black stove replaced the white one I put in 6 years ago or so. Fridge was a free hand-down.

/blogpost.

>>7187302
The lighting is quite theatrical... reminds me of Hollister!

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My fridge

>>7188408
Why's it so small? Do you live alone?

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>>7171342
>7171342
do you not have anpantry

>>7188420
Yeah. Just me

>>7178994
heyyyy i know THAT kitchen.

brandi, pete or mike? or the other one? whatshername?
bet it's pete. make baklava fucker.

>all of you faggots letting cats in your kitchen
fucking disgusting!

>all of you faggots letting your wife in your kitchen
fucking disgusting!

>>7188475
That's the only place she better be

>>7189097
Dat blu glo tho.

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>>7179277
>Poor

We didn't have a working oven in our house for almost two years, and at one point, we had to use a hairdryer to defrost our freezer so that the food in our refrigerator wouldn't rot. It took my family about to years to afford new appliances. Look at all the kitchen shit you have. You're nowhere close to poor.

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Bonus before and after

>>7188421
>pantry

Those are for middle class soccer moms in the suburbs of America.

>>7184100
cozy af

if you got rid of the microwave and put it somewhere else, you'd have so much more counter space to work with

>>7189336
pls post more

how much it all cost?

Do you have a pantry room?
Is there a mini bar to balance that wine rack?

>>7189336
REALLY nice!

>>7189448
Thanks. As you can see in both pictures though, I've sadly nowhere else the microwave can go. Same with stuff like the toaster. Shame really, I'd like more worktop space.

>>7179432
He was the first guy I was subbed to on youtube.

>>7189336
would've kept the dog and empty room tbqh

>>7171342
> kraft dinner

Canadafag detected

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>>7171342

>>7179199
No, why?
>>7183278
>out at the same time
Yes, the cabinet space is taken up by other things, as well as part of a storage closet and a lot of shelf space in the garage.
I've moved the chamber vac out to the garage, though, which helps a lot.

>>7183234
you put that cat in the pot just to take this picture, the cat has no incentive to go into the pot on it's own.

>>7192130
"If I fits, I sits."

>>7192130
maybe it's a cold day and the pot is still warm after the canning was done.
also, if you put an open box on the floor near a cat then 10/10 times that cat will jump in the box. it's just waht they do.

>>7189097
What's with the ultra slim cabinet to the right of the stove?

>>7192130
You ever had a cat buddy?

>>7183604
>fir cabinet doors
>white cabinets

>>7187478
the cloth is the cover

>>7189097
>power socket behind stove
>pot of boiling water
what could go wrong?

You can really tell from these pics who actually cooks and who doesn't.

That said, I can't post my kitchen because I broke my phone and that's the only camera I have to use. But, I can tell you my kitchen is too fucking small and cramped for the amount of cooking and cooking equipment I have. It always looks messy, even when it's perfectly clean and scrubbed down. I can't wait to move in a few months.

>>7172009
Looks big. Lots of counterspace.

It also looks like close encounters of the 3rd kind light show is going on outside

>>7172304
Horrible.

>>7188408
>bong in the fridge

>>7192267
Probably not. I cook everyday and I keep my kitchen clean.
Nothing is left on the counters that isn't being used right then.

>>7180109
what else are you supposed to use, if not a sponge?

>>7188408
You sad, little man.

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>>7184101
>the British thing of us having washer/dryer in the kitchen
WHAT? That's a thing for you Bongs?

>>7187302
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but your kitchen looks like the set for one of those slasher films where the homeowner is slowly creeping around in, having just learned that the killer is already inside.

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>>7183278
Speaking of fire hazard, I actually lit my slow cooker on fire once because I set it on the back burner and turned the wrong one on.

>>7195686
Still works though, fortunately.

>>7179944
Autism Speaks: The Post

>>7194822
Bongs? What?

And yes, a large amount of British houses have the washer and dryer in the kitchen.

>>7195686
Brilliant.

Reminds me of the times my mom decided to start storing things in the oven without telling anyone. Once she decided to store a bunch of boxes of cereal in the oven. I turned the oven oin and obviously started a fire since I wasn't expecting there to be fucking cereal in the god damn oven.

Another time she decided it would be a good idea to store a bunch of tupperware containers in the oven since they were "taking up too much cabinet space" and of course, she neglected to tell anyone so my dad turned on the oven to preheat it for something and ended up melting all the tupperware. Thankfully he noticed it fairly quickly and turned the oven off and yanked all the melting plastic out before it created too much of a disaster inside the oven.

To this day I still don't understand why my mom would randomly decide to store things in the oven, but it did teach me to always check inside the oven before I turn it on.

>>7195976
lurk moar, nefag

>>7195976
It's much less civilized than the American setup, which is to have the washing machine in the living room next to the Doritos dispenser.

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>>7196002
I've been here since 2006, but okay. Sorry I didn't get the bongs reference when talking about having a tumble dryer and washing machine in my kitchen.

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One bedroom apartment, my kitchen is a leaky sink, toaster oven and a mini fridge.

>>7186077
Definitely needs an island

>>7187302
That lighting is cozy as fuck

>>7188408
>bong
>pizza
>Kfc
>whiskey
>vodka


i bet we would get along sir

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Please track me down and end my miserable existence

>>7197166
Good god. Before you cook something, completely clean up the last thing you cooked. This isn't hard and it prevents your kitchen from looking like that.

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>>7171342
>actually using coupons
>all that cheap unhealthy shit

just how poor are you anon?

>>7188408
Would smoke and chill with.

>>7179944
>>non kitchen tools
>>in a kitchen

I see a lighter and a roll of tape.

>>7197426
noob

>>7189313
Same way for me when I was younger. Tiny house. I had to share a bed with my brother. No working oven, refrigerator problems like yours.

It was worse because my sister was schizophrenic and my mom was kind of a hoarder.

>>7192184
I'm renting this condo for 6 months. The bitch owner stores an assortment of pans in there.

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>>7197324
That's what I tell them, I haven't cooked in that kitchen in months
Here's five days later

bamp

>>7198481
>That's what I tell them

Consider beating /them/ into submission.