If I eat this...will I die?

You're going to die no matter what.

>>7168546
yes
Everything does eventually
they all float down here

>>7168546
It would be very painful

>>7168549
For you!

Best before the 12th of July!!!!!! You should be fine, just heat up first.

probably isn't spoiled, but it's nowhere near fresh

>>7168546
Assuming you're American by the date format. A week isn't to bad for a fruit pie. All the sugar in there is preserving it longer. The pie crust probably has shortening which is also lengthening the shelf life. If there's no visible mold, it's probably fine. Pies are kinda cool that way. I'd eat it soon though.

>>7168562
Was getting food poisoning part of your plan?

I ate a 7-year old mississippi mud pie that was in my grandpas freezer. didn't get painfully sick, but did feel dizzy for a few days.

>>7168613
>Mudpie

>>7168613
What are girls from Mississippi like?

>>7168875
Massive sluts, white trash mutts.

>>7168876
So, here's the million-dollar question. What was she doing in your grandpa's freezer?

>>7168894
I guess its ok*

>>7168894
shit taste in humans tbqh familia

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>>7168898
>implying

>>7168894
How do you feel right now?

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>>7168894

>pinkie pie
>google chrome
>blueberry pie

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>>7168894
Having ate half of a blueberry pie...

>>7168911
Swell

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>>7168914

>>7168979

Hey Lardass, chow down, wide load!

>>7168600
Of course!

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>>7168546
No but you may turn into a giant blueberry

>>7169016
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

It would be extremely berryful

if that's one of those walmart pies, expect to be on the toilet for a while in a bit

look on the ingredients for the warning that says it has a laxative effect on some people

>>7169404

Kek

>>7168546
It's shit. Like eating a mouthful of sweet blue jelly. What a waste of 44 cents

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>>7168894
>EQG

>>7168568
"12/07" Means eat before the end of December 2007. The pie is 8 years old and OP is in an ambulance.

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>>7168894
>eqg

Guys, I can't see the date. My monitor is on game mode and the sticker is just a solid orange color but if I change the mode back to normal I can see the date. I wonder how much else I have been missing.