Who is the best /ck/ waifu, and why is it the santitas girl?

>tfw I will never touch her santitas

Yea, she fine

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Bet her arms would be hairy in real life, though...

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>tfw you'd give Crocker the shocker

>>7161047
She is REALLY black

>>7161051

I try to watch this show, but something about her is very off-putting to me.

>>7161150
Probably the part about her having a vagina.
You know.
Because you're a big fat homo.

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>>7160726

>ctrl + f
>no giana de laurentis

what are you doing /ck/

>>7160854
they should bring her back, give her ombre hair, cat eye glasses, and 80 more pounds of fat

>>7161211
i think this thread is about 2d wafus anon

>there are people who don't get corn

>>7160726
>she is prolly too salty like the chips

>>7161284
She's 2D on the TV unless you have 3D turned on.

>>7161284
Her personality is only 2-dimensional.

>>7161211
Literally what an android would look like. Shes so fucking mechanical

>>7161211
That fake smile is fucking horrific.

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>>7160726
>hey Santitas bitch how much for a HJ?

> es $2 Only, señor

>>7164704
:3

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It's the St. Pauli Girl you fucking faggots.

>>7162752

Apparently this guy eats suntan lotion.

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Make way for the only true answer

what a revolutionary thread

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Gets me so fuckin horny

>>7162752
MODS MODS MODS

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aryan Blue Bonnet hottie

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>>7160726
>why is it the santitas girl?

Only the classic 1960s Rosarita vampire woman could suffice

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>>7165043
this bitch has always looked like a crazy novella chola

>>7164660
This cracked me the fuck up.

>>7164660

based old dry mother

>>7165033
She looks like she was an insatiable whore before she started making fake butter.

>>7164660
All of my yes

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>>7162761

>>7160765
>Rodriguez painted that
that guy is fucking based

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muh merfu