Airplane food thread

>not sneaking an entire 4 course meal on the insides of your anus past the TSA so you won't eat the shit tier airplane food

I've done it twice, and would not recommend soup as an appetizer

I took six 8+hour plane rides this summer, after the first one i literally just starved myself. Or at least on the ones leaving America. Planes dicking around europe had free wine and solid sandwiches

>airplane bread is always so delicious

I never find that taste anywhere else

>>7156843
>not eating for 8 hours
>literally starving

shiggy amerilard Do you get up in the middle of the night for a snack, as to avoid starvation?

>>7156852
>too hungover to drink before the ride
>plane is at noon
>ate last night at 6pm before you started drinking
admittedly I was talking in hyperbole, but 26 hour is longer than most jews starve themselves

>>7156813
I thought all airlines quit serving meals until I took a flight with Caribbean airlines to Trinidad. It was breakfast so it was scrambled eggs with a strip of bacon on top, apples and cinnamon oatmeal, a good bagel with cream cheese and some fruit. They even gave me a second meal when I asked. Really good. I guess it's just shitty american airlines like delta, aa, and united that don't serve food anymore.

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>>7156813
I was on a Chinese plane and they had all you can eat instant noodles so that's what I did. I ate a lot of instant noodles.

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>>7156872
>>7156843
>>7156852
>paying a 500% markup for food that always tastes bad because it's literally impossible to make good tasting food in a plane

>>7156888
>not knowing the food is supplied for overnight/morning trips
>showing you've never been on a flight that's longer than 2 hours
>being that poor

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I started working for American Airlines and stumbled upon this forum where customers go to either humblebrag about their status or whine about airplane food being subpar or not having their linens placed.

I'll dump a few photos.
Pic related was from BDL-ORD on a CRJ-900 (tiny plane).

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When you open the bag it tells you to fuck off

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YYZ-MIA, served on a Boeing 738.

>>7156892
I fly transatlantic 1-2 times a year.

The food never can taste good because it is physically impossible. At best it is mediocere.

I don't want to pay a huge markup for a meal on a 2-3 hour flight

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>>7156905
>>7156888
Wouldn't really call it a markup for complain about the price. I only fly to places that I see on Kayak offering plane tickets for $200 or less round trip. The food is included with the plane ticket.

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I think the pilots and tail gunner get a better meal than the passengers

>>7156914
>some no name meme airline
ok kid

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JFK-LAX, A321T

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DEN-LAX, E75

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LAX-JFK, A321T

Eat before you get on the fucking plane, that's really all there is to it.

If your flight is under 5 hours it's probably worth gorging before takeoff and then just eating at landing.

The real fundamental issue even beyond the logistics of airline food serving is that your sense of taste largely goes to shoot at 35k altitude, and smuggling better food on is kind of a waste because it won't taste nearly as good as if you ate it on ground. If you have a long flight and the choice is airline food or starving, sure, maybe bring some shit on, but otherwise you should largely go without.

On that note, get tomato juice. It's one of the only things that tastes better to most people in the air.

Alternatively, get a couple drinks and pass out.

>>7156935
This'ing this so hard.

>>7156919
Caribbean Airlines isn't really a no namer.

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>>7156935
>eat before getting on the plane

Unless you're a rich, frequent flyer prick whose meal is included with the fare. Most of these guys can drop $5k on a pondwater hop, or get their companies to pay for it. As long as they are made to feel opulent the common sense of it all doesn't matter.

>pic is JFK-LAX, aircraft type not mentioned

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>>7156932
>designated shitting bins

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DEN-LAX, E75

>>7156944
Most domestic flights don't get complimentary meals unless the flight is at least business, so you either have to be a bigshot for your company or have the luck to get upgraded. Consultants largely don't fly business every week, even if they are frequent fliers.

>>7156929
I didnt know you had Laugengebäck (the type of bread of the lower left roll) in murica. My opinion of your cuisine just +1'd

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>>7156952
I work for the airline and I assign the meals. Economy class doesn't get a complimentary domestic meal unless it's a trans flight. The meals I'm posting are strictly from business and first class cabins. So yes, they're loaded and some also fly every other day if not every week.

LAX-JFK, A321T

>>7156932
Is it rude to point out that the food here doesn't look like feces enough to look like good indian food?

>>7156968
I get you, I'm just saying that there are many "frequent fliers" who never see that level of ability to expense, including people who fly virtually every week.

Am I the only one that finds plane food comfy as fuck?

>flying from south america to madrid, around 9 hours.
>take off at 11 am, so lunch comes in soon after.
>pop in some zolpidem
>turn on archer on my iphone
>feast on the 54262846 little tiny packets of stuff
>ask for some wine
>drink it
>get knocked the fuckout

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>>7156973
Yeah, there's always someone getting shafted. Our "gold" status members are like what you're describing; they fly frequently but can't afford the higher cabins and maybe get thrown an upgrade once in a blue moon.

DFW-LAX, 767-300

>>7156976
I can see the novelty. Warm nuts on AA are actually pretty good. So is the hot towel service.

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>>7156982
>malaysian airlines
>nips

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LAX-DFW, A321

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DFW-DCA

According to the passenger the grits were terrible. Also complained about the shrimp being overcooked but considering it was reheated...well.

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Some mainline flight on an E190.

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MIA-DEN, Boeing 737-800
>customer complained this was tasteless but it actually looks pretty damn good

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>>7157011

These, military ration food, and school food always fascinate me. Although, it's a morbid curiosity, because North Koreans somehow get a more filling snack then I had going Louisville, KY to Tucson, AZ.

>look at this bad tasting food people who fly every day get
really epic thread

>>7156924
La to New York and all you got was a fucking waffle?

>>7156813
still the best........has me in tears everytime
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html

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JFK-SFO
>I love smoked salmon and this looks good to me

>>7157024
Eh they probably got served something else as well. I didn't read their entire post and just grabbed a pic.

For example the guy in this pic who got the salmon also got a salad and a curry.

>fly every day
>be CuCked of a normal life
>get some shitty tasting food on an airborne pathegon flying CDC lab
lol

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>>7157034
lol dont forget they're literal CuCks as their wives get blacked at home

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>>7157032
Again for >>7157024, this is what I mean:
>>" Another great flight. Fantastic purser, with attentive service throughout flight. Open bar PDB; I chose champagne. Warmed nuts with champagne and sparkling water. For starters, I chose the spicy crab with sushi rice, avocado, and wasabi aioli. Absolutely delicious and beautifully presented, although I wish it had a *bit* more kick. Spring mix with watermelon radish, beet spaghetti, and vegetable ribbons, with creamy wasabi dressing was delicious, and among the better presented salads that I've seen on AA. For my entree, I chose the steamed sea bass with soy glaze and ginger ciltantro pesto rice - again, absolutely delicious, perfectly cooked, and beautifully presented. In fact, both the starter and entree looked virtually identical to what was presented at the "preview" of upgraded meals earlier this year. Wrapped up with the cheese plate, which included membrillo - a nice surprise."

I'm just too lazy to keep reposting pictures of their drinks with their mixed nuts and desserts desu pham.

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PHX-SEA, LUS A321

If requested I can post their "reviews" of the food like >>7157045.

>>7157024
Well it is flyover food

>>7156929
>organic ice cream


fuck yeahhh. that brand is GOAT

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SFO-DFW, Boeing 737-800

Based on the reviews I've been reading don't order basic grilled chicken breast. It looks really dry and bland.

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>>7157072
Never tried it, looks bretty gud though.

PHL-IAH, A319

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DEN-LAX, E75

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>On a flight between Italy and the UK
>Food gets served
>Really dry nasty food
>Supposed to be Italian style food
>Dry as fuck pasta, with a plain cake and some 'fresh' vegetables that have clearly been frozen and reheated
>Pasta 'sauce' is a disgrace, literally looks like vomit, worse than expired canned marinara
>Man next to me is loudly snoring
>Literally the worst fucking meal ever
>I get mad and punch the table in a hungry rage
>spaghetti bounces up into the air
>man next to me wakes up
>he looks me in the eyes
>reaches into his pocket
>pulls out a small cube like object
>reaches towards my food
>drops the cube into my spaghetti
>it gradually melts
>I feel the urge to eat the spaghetti
>it tastes amazing
>best airline food I have ever eaten
>turn around to face the man
>ask him who he is
>He smiles
>"Marco Piair Flight"
>suddenly vanishes and is replaced by a knorr stock pot

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JFK-LAX, A321T

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DFW-LGA

>>7157086
http://www.threetwinsicecream.com/icecream/flavors

it's delicious imo. My favorite flavor is lemon cookie. Sea salt caramel is great too

these legitimately look worse than the economy meal I got served on turkish airlines

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>>7157107
They're about the same.

JFK-LAX

oph my fucking god what a shithole bad awful fucking board

it's one fucking faggot probably male stewardess who made this thread and is samefagging it to death

sorry if it seems ~harsh~ but 4chan aint no hugbox

>>7156965
We will literally eat any bread that was cut across the top before baking.

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>>7157148
I'm not OP and I'm not a flight attendant. I was just contributing to the topic at hand. You can hide the thread bruh.

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>implying airline food qualifies as food

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Would you like the meat or the fish?

>>7156852
>eat breakfast around 6 hours
>eat lunch at 14 hours
>eat dinner at 22 hours

Best meal times imo baka desu desu baka family

>>7157168
>meat

>>7157160
>hiding threads you don't like
not the 4chanian way friend

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CLT-SJU

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Entree on a flight from MAD-MIA

>>7156884
*doki doki*
(-_-)> (-_-)/ ' "

>>7157176
You flew from the clitoris to the social justice union?

its a shame since a lot of prepping and careful planning go into getting these things ready for flight

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>>7157196
No, the passenger did tho.


I'm looking at international flights now. The dishes look better but the descriptions are more incoherent.
>pic related is some dish served from DFW-LHR

They give ceramic plates and glassware in first class? What is something falls?
Also I can't believe people complained about any of this food. Looks hella better than anything I've gotten EWR - TPE, and I travel every year

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LHR-JFK

>>7157213
All about presentation. Shit's rarely made of actual glass or ceramic, just cleverly done plastic.

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LAX-LHR

>>7157213
>sour grapes anons, methinks

>>7157221
what airline is this

>>7157221
That ketchup spinace is making me sick

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Seoul-DFW

>>7157224
those are red peppers, idiot

>>7157223
American Airlines.

>>7157224
Peppers, anon.

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>>7157227

>>7156971

Sadly that is also how microwave meals work.

As someone in the catering business this is at best hospital/Public Service food tier.

The other meals are at best low end pub food. Filling but i have seen better

>Be argie
>Be 14 years old back then
>With mom and sister
>Flying NYC to Mexico DF to Buenos Aires
>Get on plane
>It's super thin and small
>Mom guides us to our seats
>We get the ones that are up against a plastic wall that divides the plane in half
>Legroom is nonexistent, when I sit in my seat my knees have to press up against the wall with force
>Can't lean back seat at all, extremely obese woman s(he was using two fucking seats) behind me and her amorphous blob of a stomach would get in the way
>Pull out DS, play Geometry Wars to try and forget how damn uncomfortable I am
>They bring the food
>Aluminum container with aluminum foil over it and extremely flimsy plastic cutlery
>Peel back foil
>Red
>All I can see is the color red
>Something's underneath the red
>It's a tortilla
>Cut into it
>Something that looks like fresh shit oozes out
>Mashed beans I guess
>Hungry, so I eat
>Knife breaks into pieces halfway through trying to cut through a fucking tortilla
>Scoop beans out of the rest
>Go back to playing Geometry Wars
>Half an hour later
>I MUST RELEASE
>Run to bathroom
>Spend a good 15 minutes in there shitting my soul out
>Return to seat
>Half hour later
>Do the same
>Another half our after I'm back...
>You get the idea
>Could not fall asleep until early in the morning because my stomach won't let me
>My knees hurt like living hell, I can't feel any part of my legs below them, and the armrest to my left is digging into my side (and it's the one up against the aisle that you can't raise up out of the way)
>Finally manage to fall asleep
>Get woken up two hours later
>We arrive at Mexico
>Have to wait like 4 hours
>My body aches so much I can't fall asleep again
>Time to board plane
>Guy checking our passports refuses to let us through for an hour and acts very passive-aggresive towards our mom, pretty much insulting her
>Learn that Mexicans and Argentinians hate each other to the point of making everyone from the other country as miserable as possible

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>microwaved food

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Food on ANA.

>>7157213
They do that in all classes these days as long as you're not wearing a diaper on your head.

>>7157174
Wise decision anon.

>>7156888
>>7156935
that taste thing is bull shit

It's because no one wants to pay for the luxury of having a full galley on an airliner, and all their food has to be made to not offend most people while sticking to strict regulations of, for example: however many olives per salad. If you're lucky, they'll have a few options, so you might even be able to go for some shellfish or something with motherfuckingradicalrebel PEANUTS! Even then, the spiciness will be toned down as well as the seasoning. Ask for some salt packets and load that food up, it will taste much better, but remember that it is still typically reheated via steam, not all that much better than a microwave.

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Instant noodles for lunch on United.

>>7156972
Im not american but, that looks like a really small ration.

>>7156813
>not filling up a gallon ziplock with these, then passing out to movies on your laptop

step up senpai

Also, remember to bring a huge water bottle, or you're gonna have a bad time.

>>7156929
That actually looks pretty good.

>>7157018
This.

>>7157007
I want this.

>>7156852
>Yuropoors can't afford to eat every three hours

Lmao okay Muhammed

>>7156946
eat my shit

>>7157176
>>7157221
>>7157227
what is your job OP? its been my dream to fly business class.

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Economy meal for Lufthansa. Pretty good especially for economy.

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Business class Lufthansa.

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First class

>>7156813
I fucking love airplane food. I think my favorite part of the flight is when I see those trollies come out.

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>>7156884

I want to hello their kitties if you know what I mean.

>>7156935

As long as you can behave yourself I've always found flights to be much more enjoyable drunk.

>>7157175

>4chanian

>>>/trash/

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I remember when my dad and I went to go visit my uncle in Washington, the airline gave us this cool red snack box sponsored by Ritz. And under the flap cover, there was a coupon for a free Vanilla coke!

We saved it and when we got back home and had to pick up my mom from work, we went to Jewels to redeem the coupon. It made me a bit sad too hand over a memento from a fun trip, but still.

>>7158463
>>7158466
>>7158470

If I had to choose one I'd pick economy.

>>7157172

Maybe for people with insanely slow metabolism

>>7157835

>Four fist sized sandwich slices
>Bag of chips
>M&M's

>small

the fuck

>>7157227
somebody, get a glass of water for that beef

>>7158512
desu family it depends on the menu they're serving

>>7157258
the original taste? as opposed to a derivative and cliched taste?

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Had to mention.

>>7158540
>Taste ground zero of the brown bread meme with the original brown bread

>>7158489
Just don't be that whackjob who dropped a deuce on a food cart in first class. That dude ended up committing suicide about 10 years later.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-mileage-plus-pre-merger-closed-posting/480539-october-20-ua-10-year-anniversary-gerard-finneran.html

>>7157835
I think it's a kiddie meal

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>>7156976
Same here but I think I like it because of the way it's packaged into compartments rather than the food itself.

>>7158470
>oh nice a salad with salad

>>7156844
Because your tastebuds get all fucky when you fly, cockshite.

>>7158423
OP here, I'm not the one posting the pictures, I work at a local 10/11 which is like a 7/11, I just like airplane food

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>Once got upgraded to first class from Hawaii to LA due to the plane double booking my seat
>Rack of lamb and a sundae cart
>All the booze I could drink
>They put all the attractive flight attendants in first class
>TFW never first class on long haul flights again

>>7156904
filename should be

Roasted onions with a side of quiche and potatoes.

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>>7156813
>tfw grew up so poor I looked forward to airplane food

I honestly didn't know they served food on US planes for trips shorter than 6 hours. The only time I've been served food was when I went to Europe (8 hours to and 10 hours back). And I think you can get a drink/snack on just about any jetliner.

>>7159312
I should also mention that the tickets for Europe and back included the price of a meal.

>>7156821
kek'd hard m8

>>7159306
>Seems legit

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>>7156852
>>7156888
>not eating at a restaurant in the terminal before taking off

>>7156918
The pilots and bombarier probably eat pretty good, but the gunners probably eat the same stuff as the passengers.

They should just have sandwiches and coffe on the reg, you cant fuck it up, it wont be weird at whatever altitude and everyone likes it.

>>7157258
Shit, that meal looks sad as fuck...

>>7159357
Needs some mustard desu

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>>7156884
I don't know why this is a thing.
What next MLP?

>>7157095
10/10

>>7156813
Best airplane food I've ever had was on Turkish Airlines. Shit was delicious.

Also, Air Canada has gross food.

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>>7157095
I fucking kek'd. Good one.

>>7156982
>malaysia airlines
i'd rather walk

>>7156852
Its pretty average to eat evry 8 to 12 hours. Stop being a compulsive eater

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I only fly in First or Business anywhere. Dumping meal service photos

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Also fully aware it's spelled "frequent"

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Domestic first class meals aren't so great

>>7159999
How do you afford to ride first-class or business seats for overseas - let's say from America to Asia - every time? Sure, I go overseas every year but I can't afford to get 4 plane tickets that's above economy. Are you a millionaire?

>>7160018
I have a reasonable amount of money and elite status across a few airlines. Plus I have more frequent flyer miles than I know what to do it. I take weekend trips to Europe from the US once a month out of boredom

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Steak on a plane is often terrible.

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This is it for now. The captcha is irritating now

>>7160034
you dont want anyone in the plane to get poisoning from undercooked meat though

>>7157252
I thought the bad blood was between you guys and the brazilians.

>>7160037
I agree but there is a difference between hockey puck and well done steak lol

>>7160018
The company you work for often pays. I'm not sure if they get some kind of discount if 1st class is underbooked or not.

>>7157172
>6
>11
>16
ftfy

>>7156928
kek i like brain 2

>>7156998

tbf grits outside the south are completely hit or miss famila

I've never been on a long plane ride, so all I've eaten is peanuts and pretzels

>tfw

at least I love peanuts and pretzels

>>7156928
Even Hannibal Lecter likes pleb tier toblerone chocolates

>>7156813
I've only flown Spirit. Where your flight is cheap, but there's no in flight meal and a can of soda will cost you $3.

>>7156813

I've only ever flown with Porter and they always had nice food.

Free beer, too.

>>7156932
POO IN THE FOOD

>>7160034

Rareness issues?

>>7160829
I am so sorry for you. I've only flown spirit once and it's one of the worst traveling experiences of my life.

Those veggie lasagnas on British Airways are so fucking good.

>>7159906
>>malaysia airlines
>i'd rather walk

Better learn how to swim...

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>>7161401
bitch pls

Cathay Pacific long haul flights have delicious food and free booze, though somewhat limited.

>>7158463

WTF is in that cup at the upper right?.... jellyfish?

>>7157258

Cool! A free tracheotomy pen.

>>7160034
>it comes with steak sauce
at least they know

>>7156927
That fucking salmon is waaaaaay too over cooked

>>7157095
kek

>>7161554
What do you expect from a reheated meal on an airplane.

>>7161459
looks like trash from the entree

>>7156813
Does anyone else just refuse to eat on airplane trips just so you aren't forced to eventually poop using their shitty toilets?

It is 2015 after all.

>>7158533
>fist sized
>literally the size of a "fun size" bag of M&Ms

Are you a child, mate?

>>7156972

>bag of air served in a plane

sublime poetry

>>7156852
There's a reason it's called "break fast".

>>7156935
>five whole hours without food
>better gorge myself before and after like I'm coming up for fucking air

fatass detected

>>7161814
wouldn't the bag expand in the lower cabin pressure?

>>7157095
Fuck.

I somehow like airplane food

>>7156813
Free beers on international flights, so I usually get drunk, and miss food.

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>>7157168
>getting the fish
>ever