Lunch

Oh wow bento so quirky and kawaii. Just fucking kill yourself now and spare the rest of the world your autistic existence you weaboo shitstain. Such a weeb you spent real shekels on a quirky Asian lunchbox that you can't even fill with non-revolting cuisine because you're too busy masturbating to kiddie porn cartoons and acting quirky to know how to cook.

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>>7146773

>>7146778
Whilst you are a colossal, child molesting faggot, I did find your pic related semi-amusing.

>>7146778
Ebin reaction face.

>Hey guise I jammed a disgusting shit cheeseburger and some Campbell's soup into my nip lunch box. It evenhassome cute fruit slices, look at what's great mindless Asian I would be!

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

I woke up at noon, finished half of a warm, flat beer that was leftover from the night before, and had some instant coffee and buttered toast for breakfast/lunch.

I've just been eating two meals a day and maintaining a 1000 calorie diet because this girl I'm in love with only likes skeletons.

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Well, it's only 9 am here, but I already know my lunch is going to be oatmeal made with fruit and milk. Yeah, it's a breakfast food, but I can't eat anything until after my doctor's appointment this morning, so I'mma have breakfast for lunch.

A cigarette and some coffee. I don't eat breakfast or lunch.

Dinner? Fuck that, I go ALL out for dinner. Usually takes me 2 hours a day to make. Not large dinners either, just 3-4 star dishes if I have the ingredients on hand.

>>7146808
>because this girl I'm in love with

>changing yourself for a grill

C U C K

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>>7146808
woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be in Compton , I gotta drunk before the day begins, before my momma starts bitchin, about my friends

>>7146800
I got my bento box from J-List.
It's great.

>>7146839
Better masterbate to chinese cartoon toddlers and eat obscure candy all day to celebrate.

And ohhi9ooooooooooo 2 llamas lunch will be served in my Tokyo bawls but I would t tell u were I got it only Sendai and I cannnHave matching boxes desu n.n

>>7146823

Nah. It certainly does make me pathetic, but not a cluck.

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Free lunch is best lunch

>>7146667
Yo dog, you got your soup in the wrong container. Mr. Bento <3

>>7147141

When I worked at BK, we only got 50% off. :(

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i got a publix chicken finger sub with buffalo sauce and ranch and some water. im getting ready to walk over to the vending machine at my apartmet complex to get a can of mr pibb for 65 cents to help me study for my stats final and then later im going over to my girlfriends because she is cooking some sort of spinach and mushroom soup

>>7147836
Are you taking any English grammar classes?

>>7146809
>but rarely does anyone manage to respond
No matter how many times I've seen this pasta, this part never fails to crack me up.