What do you like to dip french fries with?

>>7143598

If it's with chicken fried steak, I use the cream gravy. Otherwise, ketchup.

Ice cream

>>7143598

Hot sauce usually.

good old 'cha, of course

Beet ketchup

Aioli

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Mayonnaise or ranch

coleslaw dressing

>>7143598
Ranch

>>7143607
>fries with chicken fried steak
Were they out of mashed potatoes?

>>7143598
OFFICIAL /ck/ FRY SAUCE TIER LIST
1. Chili
2. Aioli
3. Mayonnaise
4. Tzatziki
5. Peanut sauce
6. Ketchup
7. Oorlog
8. Cheese sauce
...
9999. Quinky sauce

>dip fries with
>with
foreigner detected

semen

>>7143598
Dairy queen white gravy
Chick-Fil-A honey mustard
Mcd sweet n sour

>>7143666
you are missing ranch and bbq

>>7143676
yeah, should be dip with which french fries to avoid using a preposition to end the sentence with

any native speaker would know what I'm talking about

>>7143725
No, it should be "with which do you like to dip french fries?"

The answer, of course, is your hands. Anyone who eats fries with a fork is a dickhead.

>>7143666
Sriracha really ought to be a separate item on its own, rather than counting it in the Chili category, so in truth it should go as follows:

1. Sriracha
2. Aioli
3. Mayonnaise
4. Tzatziki
5. Peanut sauce
6. Chili (excl. sriracha)
7. Ketchup
8. Oorlog
9. Cheese sauce

>>7143733
what if i use chopsticks

>>7143659

Some places make better fries than mashed potatoes. Others make better mashed potatoes.

Beer.

>>7143725 <--- viciously abused by an English teacher as a child.

>>7143741
do you?

>>7143749
but his syntax is all wrong

>>7143741
Using chop sticks brings all the oriental girls to the yard

>>7143617
this guy knows what's up

>>7143771

"What do you like to dip French Fries into?" would be better.

That said, the notion of not ending sentences with a preposition is nothing more than an attempt years ago to apply some rules from Latin grammar to English.

We're not using Latin and so it is absurd to think we should have to abide by the rules of using Latin grammar.

>>7143646
Correct.

>>7143793
No, OP was asking what kind of utensil we like to use to dip our french fries, so it should be "With what do you like to dip french fries?"

>>7143666
>dipping fries in tzatziki

I always get a side of fries with my gyro specifically so I can do this.

>>7143798

Oh. I misread it.

Pair of pliers.

>>7143803
I had a gyro and fries two days ago, and it made me sick. I had to puke and shit at the same time, so I chose to puke in the toilet and let the wet shit dribble onto my legs and the floor.

>>7143798
>so it should be "With what do you like to dip french fries?"
no, thats a fake rule, the sentence is best constructed as OP had it (were he referring to what you dip with rather than into)

>>7143598
I like them with malt vinegar and old bay added to them right after cooking so no dip is needed.

Literally anything:
>ketchup
>mayonnaise
>mustard
>bbq sauce
>sweet and sour sauce
>ranch dressing
>blue cheese dressing
>Worcestershire sauce
>hot sauce
>guacamole
>processed cheese dip
....

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>>7143648
Ranch is pretty good, especially when it's cheese fries with bacon and green onion.

I like a good tartar sauce, but ketchup is always a winner as well.

>>7143687
sup DQ gravybro

>>7143598
Ketchup of course

>>7143793
In that case we'd best rebrand them, since their name literally states that they need to be positioned pre whatever word they go with.

>>7143803
tzatziki and fries is based as fuck

My default is usually a mix of mustard and mayo, around 2-3 parts mustard to one part mayo. Breddy gud.

Also, any DC/MD bros here? Fries and mumbo sauce is the shit

>>7143828
>Ranch is pretty good, especially when it's cheese fries with bacon and green onion

MUH DICK

>>7143888
hi snowman

>>7143868
yeah, and french fries aren't actually french. Words very commonly work like that

>>7143948
Except preposition means what it seems like it means, dummy. There are also postpositions.

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>>7143955
The definition is pretty ambiguous, the word preposition is usually used as a broader term also including postpositions

Its really fucking dumb though that pretty much only the upper midwest doesn't believe the myth that they cannot end sentences.How do so many people still propagate such a wrong idea?

>>7143972

>lives in ND
>grew up with this shit

Thought this was a normal thing across the US...

>>7144008
Yeah, I am from Milwaukee and same thing

>>7143598

Tartar Sauce

>>7143972
UK schools and universities were certainly dead against using them when I was there.

Also your chart doesn't necessarily mean that they don't like using prepositions with which to end a sentence; they could equally just consider the elision of "us" to be unacceptably unclear and lazy.

>>7143972
The Upper Midwest and Philly, apparently.

>>7144032
>they could equally just consider the elision of "us" to be unacceptably unclear and lazy.
It could potentially be ambiguous with no other context. But, upper midwesterners in fact do not typically follow the no preposition to end a sentence myth. The whole myth began when a bunch of assholes a couple hundred years ago decided they wanted English to be more like latin which does not allow prepositions to end sentences, but the fact is English is a germanic language so they had no grammatical or historical basis for trying to apply this rule. Exact same thing applies to the persistent myth that split infinitives are improper
>the elision of "us" to be unacceptably unclear and lazy.
This is a ridiculous statement, cutting out superfluous words is not lazy, it is how all people should strive to speak and write, and it is in no way unclear

3 parts mayo, 2 parts ketchup, some franks hot sauce

OR

olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and fresh grated parm

>>7144057
>cutting out superfluous words is not lazy, it is how all people should strive to speak and write, and it is in no way unclear

So basically you want everyone to use txt-speak. I'm afraid that's something I don't agree with.

>>7143803
>not getting the fries inside the gyro

>>7144079
no, cutting out letters in words and making up abbreviations is not the same thing as cutting out superfluous words.

Ketchup unless they're urban fries from Jack's

>>7144092
And yet rather than just say "txt speak" you superfluously expanded it to "cutting out letters in words and making up abbreviations". Clearly brevity and the elimination of extraneous verbiage isn't something you're always into.

fry sauce
in n out spread
spicy ranch/mayo
wendys frosties

>>7144146
So you aren't going to address what I said and reach for some random insult that doesn't even make sense instead?

When we went to Germany, we found that they LOVE mayo on their fries and they just glob the stuff on top. I'm a dipper. I like to control the amount of sauce on my fry experience, so the protip is to ask for sauce on the side if you ever visit there.

>>7143598
Ideally, nothing. Great fries only need salt.

I'm a faggot because I don't eat fries anymore but used to eat them with guacamole.

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ketchup

>>7144172
It makes perfect sense. You claim that all people should strive to speak and write with as few superfluous words as possible (one of the Gricean Maxims, so as far as conventional linguistics is concerned you're correct subject to it still making sense to the intended audience) but then use 9 words to say what I had previously said in two, somewhat undermining your own adherence to said Maxims.

Beyond that I don't know what part of your argument you want me to address, since you're obviously correct in what you say about both "don't end a sentence with a preposition" and "don't split infinitives" being artificial rules made up by people who wanked off to the Classics rather than being based in any linguistic necessity. The only thing I'd note is that such self-appointed grammarians started popping up about 350 years ago rather than 200.

I can't comment specifically about whether Upper Midwesterners routinely avoid ending sentences with prepositions since my only exposure to the dialect was watching a documentary on Detroit and I wasn't really listening out for grammar, though I don't recall anyone saying "this is the pipe with which I smoke my crack".

>>7144242
>but then use 9 words to say what I had previously said in two
You were clearly confused so such action was necessary

Also, whether I do something correctly has no relevance on what the correct thing to do is, so I don't get why you are dwelling on this

Also, Detroit isn't really the upper midwest linguistically, Minnesota, Wisconsin and the UP would be

Your original argument was that speaking with brevity was lazy, now you are talking about all sorts of other things so I don't know what you're trying to accomplish

>CTRL+F "milk shake"
>0 results
>tfw browsing the same board as literal plebeians

>>7144262
>speaking with brevity was lazy
It very often is. That doesn't mean it's a bad thing and its a major driver of grammatical change.

>You were clearly confused so such action was necessary
You can replace "cutting out letters in words and making up abbreviations" in your post with "txt speak" with no loss of clarity or meaning. In other words you utterly failed to do what you said all communication should strive to do, i.e. "be brief".

>Also, Detroit isn't really the upper midwest linguistically
Fair enough. I thought Detroit was on the glans of the flaccid penis lake but it turns out that was Chicago.

>>7143598

mayo. that's it. ketchup is fuckin gay. even mustard is better.

>>7143972
washingtonfag, that map is totally full of shit

>>7143598
Ketchup. Literally the only thing it's for.

>>7144340
>You can replace "cutting out letters in words and making up abbreviations" in your post with "txt speak" with no loss of clarity or meaning.
You were confused at the difference between cutting out extra words which add no meaning to a sentence and abbreviating, so I clearly had to elaborate for you

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>>7144340
>someone actually using i.e. properly

>>7144377
Yeah, I am sure they just made it up and didn't use actual data because that is a plausible thing to believe

>>7144407
>hand axe and wooden shield
prepare to die

>>7144422
>not using the best light shield

found the tank.

>>7144340
>flaccid penis lake
Nice north-centric world view you have faggot, it looks perfectly erect when viewed with west at the top of your map

>>7144406
>lost argument and is angry about it: the post

>>7143598
Mixture of about 70% mustard, 25% ketchup, and 5% hot sauce. It's really good.

Nothing. Fries only need salt, and maybe a bit of malt vinegar.

>>7144442
>best light shield
>not heater shield
do you even fucking play the game

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>>7144442
>implying you should be using any shield at all instead of just waving a zweihander around

>>7144626
zwei is for meme faggots, real men use the greatclub

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>>7144634
>greatclub
>not for meme faggots

salt, garlic and a little bit of chives. maybe some mayo if i feel like hardening my veins a bit more.
or plain old ketchup n salt.

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Dip them in malt vinegar. Then dunk them in Mayo.

frosty or mcflurry

mustard

mayo

gravy

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>>7143598
lime and pink pepper

A1
it's the only thing that stuff is appropriate for
well, maybe eggs as well.

>>7146131

This sounds delicious.

I must be crazy then.

I love dipping mine in Buffalo sauce.

>>7143822
Who Maryland here?

>>7146192

Lime and pink pepper?

Is this some kind of sauce?

>>7143598
Gravy.

>>7143828
>Ranch is pretty good, especially when it's cheese fries with bacon and green onion.

I'm starving now.

>>7143809
This is why you keep a garbage can in the bathroom.
Fucking kids these days, don't have a lick of sense in them.

Kewpie.

>>7143666
>patatje oorlog not being at the top
Stay pleb amerifats

You don't deserve devil trips

>>7146450
I had a garbage can right next to the toilet, but there was no bag, and for some reason I figured it'd be easier to clean liquid shit off a towel than puke out of a trashcan.

>>7143598
Unless eating poutine, I eat my fries plain.

If they're actually good fries, they taste great with just salt and pepper.

>>7143627
The only acceptable answer

>>7144410
That's a very plausible thing to believe. Do you take every infographic you find on the internet at face value?

>>7143598
Peri-Peri

>>7147265
You either hose it out or trash it and get a new one.
Fucking kids these days, don't have a lick of sense about 'em

>>7143598
Belgian fries*

>>7143738
this is better

>>7147540
those aren't belgian fries faggot, learn to differentiate

I... I thought just salt was enough for fries... Why add more calories?

Garlic aioli

>>7148151

This shit right here

>>7143972
>living right where it mixes in Wisconsin
8/10
It's pretty accurate

Ass

>>7148100
you need a certain amount of calories per day. as long as you balance the rest of your foods so that you don't consume an excessive amount of calories... there's no problem.

I don't eat french fries because I don't hate myself

>>7143598
Ketchup. If I want to get fancy I'll mix some sriracha and BBQ sauce into the ketchup. Occasionally I'll mix Ketchup, BBQ sauce, and a tiny bit of mustard and mayo (I'm picky as fuck with both of those condiments so I do it in light amounts). If I'm eating them with fish then I mix Ketchup with lemon juice.

Most of the time now, though, I eat them plain. I do this because they come down heavier and makes me feel more full and in turn helps me eat less.

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>>7143598
big boy's tartar sauce

>>7148340

Tartar sauce just doesn't sound like a good dip for french fries.

Gravy or smother them in malt vinegar. Ketchup when neither are available

>>7149602
Mah nigga

>>7144318
>only 1 mention of milkshakes
>120+ posts
criminy

>>7143598
nothing, they are good as they are

>>7146219
New York cityfag down in Maryland for college.

Old bay is pretty good, should bring some home before winter break

fuckin, red robins honey mustard.
>god damn
or sum fuckin malt vinegar and that upscale ranch dressing at sit-in restaurants
>GOD DAMN

>>7143738
M8 I said the GOAT tier fry sauce was CHILI. Not chili sauce. Got it?

>>7150132
What are you trying to say?

>>7143598
Hot sauce mixed with sweet chilli sauce.

>>7143617
Mein neger, I always dip my french fries in my Mcflurry.

>>7150177

That chili, a thick stew typically containing beef, is totally different from "chili sauce", which is usually a thin red colored liquid with no meat in it.

>>7146219
Maryland here. Old Bay and fries is fuckin ace

Mix ketchup and american mustard

>>7147539
I live in an apartment in the city, no hose.

So my options were ruin a trashcan, or shit on a towel that I washed and used this morning to dry myself off after a shower?

Seems like I made the better financial choice in the long run.

Living in Utah has ruined me on anything other than fry sauce

From utah as well fry sauce is awesome

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>>7146180
>frosty
fucking yes

Nothing. They taste fine on their own.
if someone brings it up or gives me shit about it I'll get ketchup just to shut them up

Salt and vinegar + Mushy peas, might as well throw in beer battered fish as well

>>7143598
a fork or my fingers generall.

>>7152958
You can't dip chips in a battered deep-fried white fish, anon.

>>7143598
tarter sauce and lemon with my fish and chips.
am i all alone in this world?

>>7143738
>>7150132

Chili isn't very practical as a dip. If you dip a fry in it you will mostly just get some water with tiny bits of meat. Doesn't really stick. I guess that Wolf canned stuff would be a bit more understandable, but actual/normal chili just doesn't work.

>>7143888
I prefer horseradish mustard.

That stuff is so fucking good

1. Go to McDonalds and order a large fries WELL DONE.
2. Go to Wendys and order a Frosty.
3. Dip fries in Frosty.
4. Happiness

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>>7143598
My guilty pleasure

Ketchup, ranch, honey mustard, bbq sauce. It really just depends on what I'm eating them with

>>7153609

I'm going to have a New York Strip Steak for supper. I'm thinking of cooking onion rings to go with it.

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Me? You mean just me?

Balsamic or malt vinegar

Strawberry milkshake.

Pro tip, insert a fry into the straw, so you can snack while you sip.

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>These nigs don't know 'bout remoulade

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>>7143598
>2015
>not dipping your french fries in nutella
>absolutely haram

>>7155409
france please

Sweet Chilli Sauce

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>>7146131
I drench the plate in malt, then dunk a forkful of fries into mayo at a time.

>where did everything go so right?

>>7152971
Came here to say this laddy, well done. Everyone else fell for the trick question

>>7155487
>everyone else
except for
>>7143733
>>7143741
>>7143798
>>7143808

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This baby.

>>7143809
wrong choice, should have thrown up in the bathtub

>>7156079
>dude spicy ketchup lmao

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>>7156079
Superior.

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>>7143598

heinz chili sauce

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>>7143598
>What do you like to dip french fries with?

A 50/50 mix of Hunt's Ketchup and Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce, which I also use for tater tots and fish sticks.

>>7150448
Tastes like Mormonism.

>>7143598
Personal Opinion: If I have to add a, most likely high sugar, condiment to a dish so salty and fatty and full of carbs as pommes frites, I might as well skip them. I'd rather use my dietary capacity on something that doesnt tase like shit.

>>7143598
A combo of ketchup, honey mustard, and little bit of mayonaise

>>7156860

shut up nerd

malt vinear

>>7143598

Nothing, because I'm not fat.

>>7143598
Aioli with some roasted peppers stirred into it. Or some good ketchup.

>>7143598
Either nothing, or honey mustard.
>>7156964
GOAT taste my friend.

>>7157308
you might not be fat, but you're not too bright either.

Nothing. Fries taste really good by themselves if well-seasoned and hot.

>>7143617
>>7143627
>>7143648

all of these. also buffalo or chick-fil-a sauce. also i like making a sauce mixing together ketchup, mustard, and mayo.

In honey with my nugz or in my Frosty if I'm at Wendy's

Gravy

or

Soft Serve Ice Cream

>>7157524
sausage gravy or mashed potato gravy?

Hot Mustard

>>7157998
>mashed potato gravy
No such thing, faggot.

au jus

honey mustard... or nothing

>>7143598
Cream cheese and hot sauce mix.

Mayo

>>7143659
>chicken fried
It's country fried, dumbfuck

I made a really good fry sauce last week. 3 parts ketchup, 2 parts mayonnaise, and pinches of smoked paprika, ground mustard, cayenne pepper, and garlic powder.

Ketchup

hi

Whats quinky sauce?
>>7143666