Do you like steakums?

>>7141719
sounds like dog food desu family

they're good for cheese steaks. how else am i supposed to make them?

>>7141813
One time I couldn't find them in the store and had the sudden realization that they could in fact be dog food
but I was confusing them for beggin strips

but yeah, their use is almost exclusively for cheese steaks
I wish that I could find actual sliced steaks

They are terrible. But if you hate yourself and the world they are ok for a sandwich

>>7141834
>he considers himself above steakums

>>7141864
No I don't. I enjoy all kinds of horrible things.

>>7141719

>Do you like steakums?

No.

>>7141880
I think about trying this meat product and I hate myself. What sort of horrible things do you like? I need a frame of reference so I can decide whether or not to invest in this

These ripped me off last year, I thought they included the bread they didn't so i got home and had half of a fucking meal

I love cheesesteaks so I tried some.
They tasted "off" and I don't know exactly what it was.

grew up super fucking poor.

Steak-umms were a fucking sunday roast for me.

>>7141825
kill yourself

http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/04/22/401491625/episode-399-can-you-patent-a-steak
recommended listening

>>7142169
probably soy filler or some bullshit

>>7142169
they have an almost "gamey" taste

that's how they always taste

carnivore club!!

>>7141719
I bought some a few months back to try and replicate the McD's steak bagel but these things have no taste at all. you really have to add a good amount of salt and pepper

>>7141719
Steak-umm is really bad. If you can get your hands on some Steak-Eze its really great.

>>7142341
or you could just not be disgusting and just cut up actual steak

>>7142356
Apparently you aren't familiar with steak-eze. Its real steak marbled with fat that you can get in various styles. Its not processed meat like steak-umm or anything like that. Its what most restaurants use and is actually great quality.

>>7142356
>being this retarded

>>7142356
http://doclibrary.com/MFR155/DOC/S595014Steak-EZEFull-lineupdate3129.pdf

>>7142364
>>7142368
>>7142383

>shilling this hard

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>>7142405
> commencing damage control
ISHYGDDT

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>>7142163

These are basically the same thing, but with the bread and cheese included.

>>7142405
Not a shill, retard. I work in the industry and recommend them because I've used them and they are actually pretty good and way better then steak-umms. I posted the data sheet so you could see for yourself that it wasn't what you thought it was.