Hello chefs, here are the rules. You have 30 minutes to create

>>7141367
Ramen noodles and heirloom celery pie with canned ring spaghetti sauce :^)

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>>7141381
Chef, tell me how you transformed the ramen noodles here. Do you believe you elevated the ingredient?

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>>7141381
I'll pretty much eat anything.

dump spaghetti and noodles in a saucepot. add chicken broth and 2 tbsp cornstarch. cook

once mixture is thick, pour into pie crust and bake until set.

use food processor to chop celery
put celery on finished pie

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>>7141392
I really like how you made the noodles the star of the dish, but did you consider using the flavor packet instead of two starches?

>>7141388

Is it wrong that I would fuck the shit out of her?

Like... she's not hot or anything, but she has a seriousness about her which I find attractive as fuck when she judges food.

big mac

I'll just order Fazoli's. Delivery in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed!

>>7141367
>no protein
>2 types of pasta

fuck you this isn't cutthroat kitchen

>>7141367
Ice cream machine.

All of it.

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>>7141398
>Why didn't you use some CACIQUE QUESO FRESCO, esé?

>use food processor with dry ramen
>add flour, seasoning packet, egg
>make fresh pasta
>roll out
>set aside

>crush pie crust and mix with beef, add fennel & parsley
>make ravioli with pasta, brush with oil, into the oven

>oil in pan with diced onion, green and yellow pepper
>blend canned ring spaghetti with basil, garlic, red pepper flakes, salt, pepper, and 2 jalapenos
into sauce
>add to onion cooking
>add slices of heirloom celery

>slice more celery
>make pesto with basil, pine nuts, garlic, salt, oil, celery
>top thin slices of celery with celery pesto
>into oven with the ravolis
>take out raviolis, add to sauce, toss
>top with pesto roasted celery
>garnish with pesto

>>7141367
I'll make a pie crust, ramen, and celery pie with a raw slurry of hákarl and durian, topped with root beer infused casu marzu.

>>7141462
He tries SO HARD to prove his trashy mexicaness. He over-pronounces every spanish word.

poop on it.

maybe a little jizz.

win

>>7141367
>entree
Shouldn't be too hard.

>>7142661
>He over-pronounces every spanish word.

So I'm not the only who notices that. I find it annoying as shit. He goes out of his way to enunciate every Spanish word as Spanish as he possibly can.

>>7141367
Spaghetti ring turnovers served on a bed of ramen noodle and celery stir fry. Served with two quarts of malt liquor, a lucky strike, and a half finished paper that you have to turn in by noon tomorrow or you'll flunk the class.

>>7141401
yea it's kind of disgusting desu

>>7141768
you only have 30 minutes to make 4 plates anon you were too ambitious

>>7142661
every mexican does that

>>7144127
Do you eat it in a dirty one room apartment or a dorm room?

>make ramen the normal way with flavor packet
>put blob of peanut butter on side of plate with celery and pie crust
>add a little spaghetti rings on ramen for flavor and color


Win

INDIAN JUDGE IS MY WAIFU TBQH

>She won't ever critique your use of spices and how you made them taste bitter by burning them slightly