How many cookie sheets of these puppies can you scarf down

Idk never had enough gbp to find out

Idk never had enough sek to find out

Probably 8 before I started yacking

I hate these fucking things, they're nasty incarnate.

>>7139407
I used to be able to eat over a hundred solo.
As a teenager I was intensely hyper active.
Watched tv and played video games standing up, walked and road my bike many miles a day. Climbed everything I saw.
Oh, so long story short about a dozen of them in and I've had my fill these days.

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If I could cook them: 1.5 sheets (if I was high)
If they were cooked for me: 1 (if I was high)
No weed: 0 pizza rolls

I usually get a bag of the 90 count pepperoni ones and I'll eat 25 or so a sitting. In my experience 25 is my limit before I'm too full to eat any more.

Fuck anyone who says they're not good or "pleb" or whatever bullshit you want to label your insecurities about not being able to enjoy a good bowl of fatty junk food once in a while.

Also, word to the wise: Don't ever waste your money on the "BOLD" flavor pizza rolls. Huge mistake. I ate one and spit it out into the trash and threw out the entire bag.

>>7139641
I have seen those but I was never brave enough to try them. How are they different?

>>7139635

>wife takes kid to her moms for the day
>go to albertsons and grab a 90 ct of supremes, a 2 liter of dr pepper, bacardi, a jumbo bag of sour patch kids, and a pack of smokes
>smoke that joint that my buddy gave me like 6 months ago
>demolish everything while watching football
>wake up to wife yelling at me because i completely missed the toilet and the house smells like cigarettes and totinos
>fantasy team wins


WORTH IT

>>7139872
I'm single and I could have done this at any time in the past 5 years but never have. I think I know what I am going to do this weekend.

>>7139877

remember to aim for the tub

>>7139889
For... vomit? or the poops?

>>7139896
Both

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>>7139919
but I only have one tub, and two holes.

>>7139944
Just stand in the tub and do both. Don't even have to move to shower after :)

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>>7139960
That actually would work, thank you!

OP is too lazy to make pizza.

He would rather eat slop because he is so lazy.

>>7139991
Oven pizza rolls are actually harder to make than oven pizza

>>7139995

When I make Pizza at home I make my own yeast risen dough with Honey to feed the yeast.

Gives it a special touch when you make your own crust.

I cook it on a Pizza stone at really high temps, but I also have a wood fired smoker that can also cook Pizza's and I put the stone in there and have Woof Fired Pizza at home.

>>7140003
Now try doing the same, but in individual rolls.

>>7139872

This is great. I hope I still have the will to occasionally be a complete scumbag when I grow up.

>>7140006

If I did that process of stuffing each roll, they would end up being alot better then those bagged ones. Just because of the quality of ingredients that you would use.

Because typically you are going to have better sausage and better cheese and sauce to fill each one with.

Then you could fill them with whatever kind of toppings you like and those toppings would be of higher quality then the bagged frozen stuff they fill with.

>>7140013
Most definitely, all I said was that oven pizza rolls are harder to make than oven pizza.

>>7139872
Love it. I imagine we'd get along great as long as you don't mind me cutting myself as my Falcons show just how truly inept they really are. Every now and then I'll do the same kinda thing, except my disgusting fix is those $0.79 chicken or turkey or beef pot pies from the freezer section. I'll post up with a handle of bourbon, a bunch of Kroger brand diet ginger ale, cook a pot pie, demolish, repeat. That and bread and butter with cheese are my drunchie favs. Usually I love to cook and just be in the kitchen when I drink and have football on, but if I feel like a total worthless piece of shit, it's bread, butter, and cheese and cheap, disgusting pot pies. Fantasy team winning is like a sexy, gorgeous cherry on top of a good day of drinking.

>hangover and the shits the next day
>worth it

Pick 2.

>>7139863
They're covered in some kind of flavor powder and they have different meat fillings. I had the buffalo chicken one and it fucking tasted like shit.

>>7139960

Can confirm this as a good idea, though you might clog your drain up if you're not careful.

>>7139863
Think of a pizza roll, covered in shitty offbrand doritos cheese powder. But completely wet and stuck together to where you have to break them off in the bag. They smell horrible but I was high enough to polish off a bag once. Never again.

>>7139407
Cookie sheets? Heh. Pleb I use jelly roll pans double the dimensions buddy ole pal each pan can hold 2 and a half bags and I can go through 3 pans if I have enough sweet baby rays ranch and cola