I'm pretty sure this potato isn't normal guys...

You know, I'm mad, but in a pleased way.

Throw that potato out, OP. Those little "eyes" are poisonous.

>>7137824
Just cut off the eyes. Problem solved.

>>7137824
a potato is a root, it's starting to sprout like a seed growing. you can just cut them off and still eat the potato.

it means the potato is still "alive"

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Well, good thing I didn't eat it then! XD

>>7137824

Are you the mayor of Stupidville? The spud is growing, those are eyes. It's converting its starch to sugar. It's not going to taste that great, but you can dig out the eyes and proceed as normal.

Or buy a fresh potato.

Your potato is alive.

Those 'eyes' are roots, its trying to grow.

Go plant it.

Most potato are sprayed with something that halts the production of the eyes.

Your potato is old dude.

>>7137824
>>7137846
>I'm pretty sure this potato isn't normal guys...
>Stormy
>O_o
>XD

>>7137897
When will 4chan require a minimum IQ alongside the 18 year requirement

Probably don't want to eat that if it is growing eyes like that.

Cut off the eyes and dark spots and you're good to go.
Only time you want to be careful is if you notice any green places.
Don't eat the green stuff. Its bitter, toxic, and will cause vomiting and the shits.

>>7138133
A genius IQ like mine doesn't mean I can't use ^_^

You don't even have to "cut" those off. I just rub those of with my hands.

>>7138176
Someone with a genius IQ wouldn't type like a fucking autist and would know what eyes on a potato are.

Of course, this is a relatively subtle troll. But hey, at least someone cares enough about /ck/ to troll us with something less obvious than "fast food thread lel".