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Can you guys help out a /b/tard on some simple to cook things

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Can you guys help out a /b/tard on some simple to cook things I've seen a few food threads on /b/ and they look great so I thought I could try
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Not sure if your allowed bump here
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You can bump, but about once every 20 mins or so: welcome to the slowest board on 4chan.

We get threads like these several times a day, so people aren't really going to respond. Look through the archive/catalog for beginner cook threads and uni/college threads.
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>>7134927
Well thank you for the reply I'm sick of depending on my mam
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>>7134909
First off you should realise that this board is mostly shitposting about fast food or overweight morons who "cook" on youtube.
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>>7134932
That's OK maybe I'll be able to get some ideas and I can start to cook for myself and my family
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>>7134927
>welcome to the slowest board on 4chan.
wat
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Well then may i introduce you to Ja/ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx4smsTGv0k

He usually cooks easy to follow recipes and is a good starting point for beginners who want to get into cooking while learning the proper techniques
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go to ck.booru.org
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>>7134951

>>7134949
Thanks guys
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check the sticky next time
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>>7134927
>slowest board
Lmao
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>>7134951
>ck.booru.org

why are you be so cruel? The booru is shit.

First thing I learn to make is pot roast.

Preheat oven to 275F or so
Season the meat (pork or beef) with salt and pepper and sear (just a fancy word for make brown) each side of the roast in a skillet over high heat. Once the roast is seared, put it in the slow cooker with chopped carrots, potatoes, celery, and onion, a cup of water, and a packet of dry onion soup mix; for the soup mix, Lipton’s is probably the easiest to find.

Cook 3 hours for 3lbs of meat, 4 hours for 4-5lbs of meat or until the meat is super tender and falls apart
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>>7134966
>>7134949

This is a troll, bro. Ja/ck/ is the worst thing to have happened to cooking in a long time. Don't try his stuff unless you want salmonella poisoning.
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>>7134972
>not using Knorr stock
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>>7134972
Since you're putting it in a slow cooker, am I correct in assuming you turned on the oven because your broke-ass can't afford to fix the furnace?
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>>7134972
>The booru is shit.

Speaking of shit, why are you advocating a recipe containing onion soup powder?
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>>7134997
I copy-pasted from my notes and forgot to remove the slow cooker reference, cunt.

Put it in the oven, OP.
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