What is the best way to eat a Kiwi? I usually slice them once

I just eat the entire thing like I do with all fruit, the skin is perfectly edible and doesn't taste like shit lime a banana peel
People throw so much food away. I'μ not even poor but I always cringe when I see people toss apple cores

>>7131677
You eat the apple cores?
Dunno the fuzzy structure seems so weird to eat.

>>7131677
>eating kiwi skin
Why don't I just plop my nutsack in your mouth instead, you fucking looney toon.

>>7131678
Sure, I just shake out the seeds
>>7131684
It's much more satisfying that way. Nothing like the pop of biting into a good ripe kiwi. Also the fiber keeps you regular

>>7131701
What about all the pesticides? Kiwis are not really fruits you can get from local farmers.

>>7131714
I've built up an immunity

>>7131714
>muh pesticides

kill yourself

>>7131659
I rub the shit out of it with a clean washcloth, then
I use a paring knife to remove both buttholes, then I just bite into it, skin and all. the skin is nice n sour.

>Potato Peeler to the skin
>Then either half it or eat it whole

I peel and slice them into discs but I've never known anybody else who can be bothered to do the same.

>>7131678
>>7131701
>not eating the entire apple
>not eating the apple seeds also
>not slowly building up a tolerance to cyanide
>not going to potluck meals with cyanide laced food

i always forget how many housewives are on this board

>>7131659
I also eat the Kiwi whole, the skin is the best part

>>7132105
I do that sometimes, especially if the white middle is too tough to scoop it out.
Don't understand how people can bite into them, my teeth are way too sensitive.