Hello, this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot come with...

What's it like to get pounded in the ass by another man?

>>7122023
Great start to a thread

>>7122023

kinda like passing a really large poop anon.

>>7122055
Almost. It's like a large poop going out and in over and over.

It's incredibly uncomfortable

>>7122091
I enjoy passing a big stool a lot, it's a very satisfying feeling.

Does that mean I will enjoy anal sex?

>>7122099
Please respond, I have to know.

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>>7122019
FAZOLI'S

>>7122099
>>7122168
Seconding, I'd like to know the answer to this

>>7122168
You know there is only one way to find out.

Nothing like fingering your asshole and watching Chef John before a long, hellish day working in retail. The delicate motions of my fingertips make all the pain go away from a brief moment until the feint scent of shit on my hands tickles my nostrils.

>big willy of your chili
>james bond of your side fond

any more of these?

why do people like him
1. closeted gay
2. cross dresser
3. speaks like a valley girl
4. not even a great cook

I only know you because of Robbaz.
What a great kock.

>>7122055
>>7122091

Remember; you are the Alice Cooper of your own pooper.

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>>7122474

>>7122447

does anyone have the pic of him at the Kekold fetish party in San Francisco? he's wearing clown makeup so I guess it's an obscure fetish

>>7122526
is he the kek or the bull?

Wasn't he exposed as a kek from the Ashley Madison back?

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>ywn double penetrate a porchetta with Chef John Mitzewich as his wife Michelle grinds the transmission on a suped up Sybian®

>>7122099
>>7122232
No.

Do you want to have the feeling of "I'm seriously going to shit all over the bed" the moment he/she pulls out their dick/strap on for 10-15 minutes?

I always thought of Chef John as more of a leather daddy type

>Chef John will never lead you around Folsom Street on a leash and proudly offer up your well trained boipussy to his Poz bear friends

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>>7122664

>>7122474
brb dying

>>7122019
... and as always, enjoyyy!

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>>7122664
You deserve this.

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Chef John interviews well. He should branch out and do a podcast like gastropod or whatever Andrew Zimmerns is called.

>>7122664
Nigger what

>>7122019

hes alright desu

i especially enjoy that hes not showing his stupid face in the videos and hes just focusing ont he food

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what's your favorite chef John recipe? bonus points if you have pictures, especially of your mise en place

La da da duuh...
da la dah luuuh...
La duh da duh dah!

poor guys wife forces him to wear a chindo whenever he's not recording