quick /ck/ I need a super pretentious pie to bring to a family

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Tarte au chocolat maybe? They might be scared by the French...

Caramel pecan apple pie topped with rosettes of whipped cream and cinnamon.

>>7115316
If only there was some way to translate it into English

>>7115312
Nobody will give a shit about your unimportant crap. Halfway through your faggy description, you'll be interrupted by the football game being turned on.

>>7115357
>not being succinct

Enjoy having people be bored by your shit.

>>7115334
OP is aiming for super pretentious. Pie ain't exactly in that category. I was giving the option of language to dress it up.

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if they are all rednecks, then do a black walnut pie. it's a lot like a pee-can pie, but it's a lot more pretentious.

but a fruit tart looks super faggy. that's what you should do.

>>7115312
Green tea (matcha) cheesecake, or maybe a creme brule tarte.

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>>7115312
>money is no object
B U Y

O N E

>>7115312
if it doesn't have to be a pie, try pavlova. Looks super fancy but as long as you can whip egg whites into a meringue its easy. However, I suggest running sugar through a processor to make it a finer cut. Will dissolve easier. Serve with strawberries

>>7115662
You mean super delicious?