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quick /ck/ I need a super pretentious pie to bring to a family

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quick /ck/ I need a super pretentious pie to bring to a family gathering tomorrow. Money is no object but they're all fucking rednecks so they need to be able to pronounce it and it needs to be actual food no gold or any faggot metals please.

Thanks in advance.
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Tarte au chocolat maybe? They might be scared by the French...
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Caramel pecan apple pie topped with rosettes of whipped cream and cinnamon.
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>>7115316
If only there was some way to translate it into English
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>>7115312
Nobody will give a shit about your unimportant crap. Halfway through your faggy description, you'll be interrupted by the football game being turned on.
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>>7115357
>not being succinct

Enjoy having people be bored by your shit.
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>>7115334
OP is aiming for super pretentious. Pie ain't exactly in that category. I was giving the option of language to dress it up.
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if they are all rednecks, then do a black walnut pie. it's a lot like a pee-can pie, but it's a lot more pretentious.

but a fruit tart looks super faggy. that's what you should do.
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>>7115312
Green tea (matcha) cheesecake, or maybe a creme brule tarte.
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>>7115312
>money is no object
B U Y

O N E
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>>7115312
if it doesn't have to be a pie, try pavlova. Looks super fancy but as long as you can whip egg whites into a meringue its easy. However, I suggest running sugar through a processor to make it a finer cut. Will dissolve easier. Serve with strawberries
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>>7115662
You mean super delicious?
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