Hello, friend. I've missed you.

>>7112834
the ones from costco are pretty good

>>7112839

No Costcos here... only Sam's Club.

>>7112834

HOLY FAZZOLIS'S LOOK AT THAT STROMBOLI!

holy shit $5

>>7113101
Yeah. They used to be $2.50 back in the day.

>>7112834
>West Des Moines
Trash

>>7112834
>Italian
Why does yuropoors always try to steal American inventions?

>>7113255

yuropoors are too unintelligent and lack the drive to create anything useful, so they must resort to copying and stealing from americans and then boast about it to keep the depressing thoughts of knowing how incompetence and irrelevant they are away.

"An Italian specialty"

>>7112834
> the ingredient list

Holy fucking shit.

>CALZONE
>AN ITALIAN SPECIALTY

I don't know why, but I laughed out loud at this.

>>7113264
the funniest thing about americans is that they think everyone wants to be like them.

kinda sad when you realise that most of the jokes that take a dig at america point out how shit it is and would never wanna live there

>>7113264
Is that reason you have to put "an Italian speciality" on a calzone? Because here in yurop everyone knows it's Italian.

>sweating in its packaging

I can just imagine the soggy dough.

Please OP take a picture of that ingredients list and then cut the thing open and show us its insides.

>>7112834
>hyvee
my niqqa
I worked thanksgiving there my first year actually working at all.
It was fucking brutal, but god damn did they fill my pocket with pickle bucks after that shift

>>7113292

I really don't see anything too weird in there.

>>7114139

Yeah a lot of that is just nutrients listed out. probably because the bread is enriched.