Masterchef Australia

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He's no cookfu

>>7110705
Fucking gross

>>7110747
And shes also shit at cooking

Weird guy that Marco

>>7110756
wew

>>7110756
here's a you

>>7110777
Thanks m8

This is definitely the /ck/ Australian Masterchef page.
So much valuable information and witty banter.

>>7110794
I just watched Australian "Masterchef ""professionals"" "

It's shit, what the fuck it's all drama and personal backstories "My son needs brain surgery" WOT THE FUK DOES DAT HAVE TO DO WITH COOKING

>>7110794
>Thinking we can have a thread with Marco that isnt complete shit

Its a shame. He's an interesting guy.

>>7110811
You don't get this shit on the UK Professional one

Just a bunch of people "wanting to open a michelin star restaurant" and failing basic skills tests whilst Monica and Gregg pulls faces at them

>>7110839
Also gotta tell us they work long hours but they wouldnt do anything else because they love it.

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>>7110839
>It's a "The chef has never seen a fresh almond before" skills test

>>7110839
Monica's vagina has teeth. You can disregard her opinion. Also her ancestors were cannibals.

Michelle Roux Jr seems like a nice guy though. Even if he looks like Master Bra'tac from Stargate SG1

>>7110858
Tonights skills test was pretty good.

The ravioli is a Gordon Ramsay dish. Given that Marcus and Gordon dont get along any more, I thought it was strange that he did that.

The pigs trotter is pretty difficult too. I've made it before the same way they did it 'a la Pierre Koffman' and its not easy. Pierre still has it on his menu (or did when I made it over the summer). His restaurant is in the same hotel as Marcus' too.

>>7110868
I like Monica. You just know she's a bit of a cunt and can banter with the lads

"Michelle" doesn't do it anymore. It's Marcus Wareing

>>7110870
Did you see Monicas face when Gregg asked about sticking all the stuff into the blender? Made me laugh.

>>7110873
Marcus seems like a cool bloke, would dine at his restaurant. Fancy without being over-pretentious

>>7110873
>>7110877

If I went through those facial expressions in 1 day, my face would ache.

Marcus is a really nice guy. Met him when I dined at his restaurant. Spoke a bit about his aim to make michelin restaurants more accessible and his philosophy on food.

>>7110877
I really like him. Seems like a nice guy. Never acted like a bellend either on older series when contestants would cook at his restaurant. Great replacement for Roux.

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Who's the best critic and why is it Charles Campion?

>>7110906
Jesus Christ I hate those critics. Every single fucking one of them. They chose the biggest bunch of smug cunts on the planet

Is there a more worthless profession in the world?

>>7110906
Charles is based. The others can disappear though.