What does /ck/ think about Hawaiian pizza?
Also, I love hawaiian pizza when it's made well. I don't like if they just shlobby pineapple bits all over the top like fucking sadists. The pineapple needs to be cooked long/hot enough to get a little caramelization on top
Pineapple on pizza is the worst shit tier topping. You can't name another topping that is common in the US that is worse. When you start dumping fruit on pizza, you no longer have pizza you just have a sad memory of pizza.
It's fucking disgusting.
Subhuman freaks usually eat it. I make sure everyone points and laughs at the retard who likes fruit on his pizza, especially pineapple. We all enjoy a good laugh, much like going to a circus to see the rejects of society.
There are certain sweet-savoury latrines which work really well. Cranberry goes nicely with turkey and stuffing, pineapple goes nice with gammon due to the intense saltiness.
Pineapple however does not go well with pizza since it ruins all the other flavours. Remove the pineapple, and the residual juice is an appropriate amount of sweetness for a pizza.
Don't mean to shitpost but it comes as no surprise that pineapple on pizza is an American thing since Americans tend to fill their savoury foods with sugar seemingly indiscriminately.