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Anyone else have a huge problem with eating food with your hands?

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Anyone else have a huge problem with eating food with your hands? It's not a hygiene issue, I just hate the feeling of it.

If i'm eating a bag of crisps, I'll crush them all up inside the bag and pour them in my mouth.
Wings, tendies, pizza, burgers will all be eaten with a knife and fork.
Personally pizza is better with a knife and fork because you can cut off pieces with perfect topping ratios.
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I'm not THAT autistic, bro
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>>7107298

>crisps
>being British
>not eating with hands like your Arab and Hindu overlords

You're too haram m8.
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>>7107298
Aspie op everyone
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Yes. When I'm by myself I only eat with a knife and fork. I hate the feel of grease, salt, sauce, whatever on my hands. It repulses me on some sort of visceral level. Hot dogs are often OK because I'm only typically touching dry bread, and won't be eating it long enough for the sauce to soak through.

When I'm in public I don't do it because I don't want to seem autistic. I try not to get hand food.
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>i just hate the feeling of it
>certain colours make me feel anxious
>i can't play videogames in which my character has a moustache because i don't have a moustache
>why did my neighbour kill my dog with a fork
>math is better than friends
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I think you have a disorder, m8
Pouring crushed chips into your maw looks WAY worse than just eating them with your hands
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I can cope with hotdogs, burgers and sandwiches because they are dry.

Wings, Doritos any other messy food I can't. I hate feeling gross. Probably the same reason I hate being on beaches.
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>>7107303
>>7107309
>>7107313
>>7107325
Didn't expect everyone to be this hostile towards my crisp eating.

When I was in highschool, I'd eat 2 packets of crisps at break time with the crushing method. Were people laughing at me?
That's probably the last occasion I've ate in public.
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>>7107341
I'm this >>7107317 guy, and I can assure you with 100% certainty that everybody was laughing at you. Chips also disgust me (because of the oil and salt getting on my hands). Since I can't eat them with a knife/fork combo, I don't eat them at all. You just have to adjust, my man.
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>>7107298
I eat spaghetti with my fingers.
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>>7107341
>That's probably the last occasion I've ate in public.

dude i think your social problems should be self-evident at this point
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Nah man. There's something wrong with you.
But I do dislike the feeling of being greasy. I hate getting grease on the silverware and everything else I touch, and I usually go through several napkins while finishing off a plate of ribs or wings, licking and wiping my fingers and face often throughout the meal.
And then I wash my hands with bar soap, because liquid hand soap never fucking cuts it.
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Use tongs, that would be fascinating to watch.
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I do the same thing OP. I just hate the feel of grease on my hands. It's also probably an acquired habit because I usually eat while on my computer or playing vidya, and I hate getting my equipment dirty.
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>>7107298
you're fucking weird for that first bit
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>>7107737
I don't think it's that weird.
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>>7107298
Welcome to the human race.
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offcourse
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Pizza with knife and fork:
>cut off small bite-size pieces of pizza with the correct amount of toppings on them

Pizza with hands:
>pick up a floppy piece of pizza
>stick your tongue out and droop it into your mouth like ja/ck/ eating anything because the cheese is falling off
>pull half the cheese off when you try to bite it
>get tomato all over your mouth
>have the cheese hanging out your mouth whilst you're holding a cheeseless piece of bread
>repeat
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>>7108628
Are you disabled or something? If you're not capable of picking up a pizza and putting it in your mouth without getting shit on your face, I don't even want to imagine you trying to catch a ball or dial a phone number.
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>>7107298

So basically you're an autistic Britbong, possibly a literal fag also.
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>>7108628

Fold it in half you dumb shit, seriously what the fuck is wrong with retarded people? Just admit it that you're a fucking failure and seek help instead of making up stupid excuses for why you can't do something properly.
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I am the same OP, but pizza does not bother me as long as there is enough crust for me to hold the pizza without getting my hands too messy.

If i eat crisps or any other food I get obsessed with the smell of it on my hands, I have to wash my hands over and over and smell them each time to make sure the smell is gone. Can't stand that shit.
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It's kinda weird op, but mainly for the crushing them up bit. Half of the purpose of crisps is the crunch, and you're removing a large part of that.

Eating with your hands feels kinda decadent. There's something about just picking up a hunk of meat and biting it or peeling flakes off a fish that's mildly bacchanal.
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>>7109157

Why? Touching food with your hands is bad manners.
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>>7109169

No it's not, if you want to imitate some fucking yuppie from a gone by era go right ahead but don't pretend that basic human functions are somehow bad or barbaric just because you're a stuck up retard.
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>>7109169

Why do servants walk around the events and parties of wealthy people with trays of Canapé and Hors d'oeuvre's then?

Why bother pretending to be couth when you're a consumer of fast food crying about finger grease?
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I prefer eating with my hands. It's so much more satisfying when the rend the flesh off a rib or crack open a peanut with your hands.
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>>7109177

BTFO
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>>7109177

Foods like that are served in a manner so you don't have to touch the food itself. There's always something like a cocktail stick in each bite, or they're served on small plates (or doilys) so that you can pick up and eat the food without touching it.

>>Why bother pretending to be couth when you're a consumer of fast food crying about finger grease?

1) Someone asked a question. I answered it. That's what happens on discussion boards.
2) I don't eat fast food.
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>>7109184

>cocktail stick in each bite

Lolnope
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>>7109184

>cocktail stick

Only shit tier catering services do that shit... There's a reason those are called finger foods.
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Daily reminder that if you eat greasy snack foods with your fingers while using your electronic devices you are a savage

t, chopstick master race
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>>7109221
How do you use chopsticks with an iPad
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>>7109221

>American iPad
>implying there's any other kind

TIPTOPKEK.
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>>7109221

Well, duh. Basic table manners means nothing at the table other than the food & utensils. The Ipad doesn't belong there at all.
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>>7109227
but iPad is made in china
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>>7109224
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>>7108592
on a side note this pizza looks really good
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>>7109236

By American engineers whipping yellow midgets into submission.

Your iPod and phone are both full of American music, movies and porn as well. "Muh murrica hate" doesn't have much clout on 4chan. Especially this board of fast food gentlemen.
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This girl ive been seeing for about a month now recognizes that i hate eating with my hands so whenever we go to dennys or something after work we will split a burger and fries and eat with forks, its kinda nice
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>>7109227
He means it belong to Americans, idiot.
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>>7109456
Music isn't an American thing. Even American mainstream music is controlled by Simon Cowell.

Also, Japanese porn is superior to disgusting western porn.
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>>7110412
Tell me you mute it. The squealing and squawking are so unappealing. The censoring is annoying as well. But these are all just like, opinions man.
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>>7110444
I mute all porn unless audio is necessary.
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>>7110412

Simon Cowell isn't Jewish elite living in Socal. Lol silly bong weeaboo.

>I like my pussies blurred put bc modesty

Yup, those "manners" are rapidly ushering then into extinction. I'm so happy 1/3 if their entire population will be dead in 25yrs.
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>>7110385
Did you both meet on the special bus?
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>>7110453
You can find some uncensored stuff.
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>>7110454
We're both CNA's at a vets home so its pretty much the same thing, thanks for the laugh though
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>>7110466

>some
>find

I like my porn thrown in my fucking face when I visit sites, no seeking or censorship required.
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>>7110486
Over the past 6-7 years, I've built an archive of porn so big I can treat it like a search engine. Except it's all porn that I know I'll like.
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>>7110488

That's quite an accomplishment.....
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>>7107298
modern spongebob is so shit, seriously what the fuck is that trash art
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>>7107298
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>crisps
>brits talking about hygiene
>wings with a fork
>tendies
>"personally..." some fucking britpinion about food

holy fucking comedy geld

You bongistanis get worse and worse by the minute. You are like the 2nd graders of food when it comes to preparing and discussing it lol
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>>7110519
Apologize immediately for the things you just said.
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>>7109227
Fuck I love me some gatorade

Too bad about the brominated vegetable oil, I always wondered why the fuck it was in gatorade anyway.
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>>7109169
In etiquette, it's OK tot use hands when eating pieces of meat with bones like chicken. Also with seafood like shrimp. And small stuff like hors d'ouvres.
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