who else thinks panda expresses new recipe for fried rice is

>>7092518
I think I ate at a panda express once, maybe 20 years ago.

I think if you get buttblasted enough over a menu change at a cheap chain mall restaurant that you're making a thread about it on 4chan, something has gone terribly wrong with your life

Have you considered joining the military? They could train you and give you discipline.

>>7092520
you're right i got your mom pregnant and she wants to keep it.

>>7092521
Wow you must be jesus or something, because my mom is way past menopause.

Why is a half man half god eating at panda express? You could literally turn loaves of wonder bread into tilapia and slash your wrists and drink the communion wine that gushed out.

>>7092521
>muh best rebuttal

2015 and almost 2016, a disagreement will always end up about someone's mom this and that....

eat more fish, you need it for your poor poor brain

>>7092525
>>7092528
>samefagging this hard

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>>7092531
You got #rekt, deal with it

>>7092525
>don't you 'i banged ur mum' me, it is unlikely you're telling the truth for reasons which I will now list for you

literally the worst retort

>>7092591
Thanks for resurrecting this train wreck of a thread. We really needed to think about op and his train wreck of a life some more.

>>7092518
m8 the overhead on fried rice is probably high enough without having to pay x amount more due to all the bird flu going around.

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>>7092520

When eating panda express, getting buttblasted comes with the territory .

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The restaurant I'm at is being this big of a Jew. But we're also not a chain.

>mfw eggs jump from $27/case to $65 in the three days between orders

>>7092532
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>>7093956
>samefagging

>>7093956
Did the chickens go on strike?
When did America become so hen pecked

>>7092520
>thread

>>7093991
It's something that happens every couple of years. I don't really care why, but I do know that for our place, we're not dumping $67 just to have eggs in our potato salad.

>>7093984
How autistic can one guy get...

>>7093994
>>7093984
>samefag

>>7093996
>>7093994
>identicalhomosexualing

>>7093991
Outbreak of bird influenza. The US is importing eggs from countries like the Netherlands now.