>Guy Fieri calls Anthony Bourdain out on his shit talking

>>7084733
Both are jokes in their own way and completely incompatible personalities. Bourdain hasn't done anything worthwhile since the first book he wrote, and Guy rides on a show where you have to ignore him and watch other cooks' creations, where neither are even relevant anymore.

Looks like feuding is the only thing they can do to pop from their fading mediocrity.

>>7084733

Bourdain is going to be the biggest "hack" meme of 2016, all of us cooks/chefs that grew up reading kitchen confidential when we just started cooking realize the guys a fucking story teller and a liar, enjoy the book deal whordain, some people actually work in kitchens.

>>7084770
Are all your points just purely buzzwords and conjecture?

>>7084761
summarized

Fieri is a fucking douchebag, Anthony Bourdain is at least interesting even if you don't like him.

>>7084770

But Bourdain worked in a kitchen for over 20 years?

>>7084851

I have no idea what "video blog" you're talking about.

>>7084842
this. he's a pretentious twat, but he's an entertaining pretentious twat

>>7084854

You don't become the head chef of a place by not working there.

They both have points. Bourdain is obviously a better cook, but he seems sour that Fieri has probably made a shit ton more money than him pushing dive food on the masses.

>>7084886

Bourdain isn't on the food network though.

>>7084905

He doesn't do the news.

>>7084733
Fieri lives in a fantasy world where everyone is a dude bro who loves him.

Bourdain lives in a fantasy world where everyone is an antagonistic fuckface.

>>7084914

He doesn't do the news because he's irrelevant, which means you're only relevant if you do do the news?

>>7084964
if not A because B, does not equal if B then A

logic 101

>>7084755
Liked

>>7085001

You've never watched an Anthony Bourdain show in your life, got it.

>>7084982

I'm just going by what you give me.

>when I watch football, I put on a jersey and tackle my dog around the living room

>>7085061
>>7085055
>>7085067

lol. what are you fags even mad about right now?

>>7084905

Dude he was never on the food network. Before CNN he was on the travel channel.

>>7085100

His first show was Food Network, 1 year only though.

>>7084733
FIERI FROM THE TOP ROPE BTFO OF BOURDAIN

Guy > Anthony tbqhwyfam

>>7085164
BAW GAWD KANG HE TOOK HIM TO FLAVOR TOWN

Guy seems chill and fun to be around.anthony seems like a cunt

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>>7084761
>Guy rides on a show where you have to ignore him and watch other cooks' creations.
Thats deep

>>7085174
lol

Guy Fieri is brotier

>>7084733
>jezebel

>>7087605
ttbhf (this to be honest senpai)

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I like both for different reasons, tbqh though I'd rather have dinner with guy. Boudain would make me uncomfortable. Not in an "omg I'm talking to a celebrity" kind of way. I feel he'd be a smug condescending cunt.

>You will never roll out with Guy while blasting at The Offspring and checking out hot chicks in cali

end me

>>7088177
Bourdain seems like he would have some good bantz.
Guy just would try to be your "bro" and buy you a bunch of shots because you're pretending to be his friend.
Both would be pretty gr8 tbqh

>>7085164
>>7085174
Kek

lol that pretentious queer got BTFO by flavortown

>>7088177

From the shows I've seen Bourdain is pretty fun to be around as long as you get him hammered drunk.

>>7084733
If you ever watched Anthony Bourdain before he became famous for his travel show, he was such a tool. He sucked up to big name Chefs and tried so hard to be part of that circle jerk culture. He was a complete cunt.

>>7088195

If they make a new Crazy Taxi, Guy should be one of the unlock characters.

I would honestly rather watch Guy Fieri be his usual fratboy retard self than Anthony "Give me another plate of shit you peasant, I need to pretend I'm still relevant" Bourdain.

I'd rather watch Andrew Zimmerman before either of them though.

>>7084733
Both of these duys are television food celebrities, which means they're cartoon characters. Cartoon characters having a tiff is funny, but not really meaningful.

That said, Fieri has chosen to represent everything hateful about American food, so in my mind he's automatically wrong on everything.

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Fuck both of those keks
Andrew for life

there is no question in my mind that guy is a better chef than anthony
fact is, guy is still a restaurant chef, anthony is a washed up failure of a restaurant who cooks as a hobby now


I doubt anthony even has the culinary intuition to put together guys signature breath mint pie

>>7084847

half the time he was railing coke in the bathroom and fucking with heroin, a majority of restaurants he ran ended up closing down(through no fault of his own im sure), and the one restaurant he was successful in the executive chef was the reason for that.

The dudes a fucking joke, sure he could probably out cook some younger guys who don't know much but put him against literally anyone else who has 20 years and he'd get shredded.

theyre both the same imo.
bourdain provides better food porn though.
kinda bothers me that guy doesnt like eggs.
zimmern is badass.

>>7085077
That sounds fun as fuck did he actually say that?

>>7089702
I want to play as Guy in a wrestling game. His intro music has to be All Star

>>7089743
so?

he still cooked for 20 years and is far more interesting than you

>>7090732
>guy doesnt like eggs.
BASED
A
S
E
D

finally someone that doesn't buy into the shelled Jew.

Fieri is a walking meme. Bourdain seems like a decent dude.

>>7089713
>signature breath mint pie

fuuuck me my sides kek

>>7091530
Boudain is also a walking meme, fieri just doesn't pretend to be legitimate.

>>7091441

Trust me faggot I've cooked for 13 years and im far more interesting than bourlame, half the time on the show hes just complaining about shit, hes a whiney washed up man-baby who thinks hes culinary elite. The troll doll at least doesn't lie about his shitty food and restaurants.

>Bourdain calls vegetarianism a "first world luxury"
>Literally millions of people are too poor to even consider eating meat

How can he be so dumb

>>7091594
he means being a vegetarian by choice, you mouth-breather

>>7091594
He did say that India got vegetarianism right. I think he's just pissed off with how tasteless western vegetarian food tends to be.

You dont have to be a cook to critique food and make a career out of it. People watch him for his personality.

>>7089712
>>7090732
Zimmern seems like a cool dude who you could have dinner with and hang out with afterward. You know, like one of your bros.

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>also stating he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”
Shit, previously mine, was lost

>>7091737
Ed Hardy is a nice old Jewish man from Iowa who designs tattoos, he has literally nothing to do with the douchebags who wear his designs.

What bothers me about all of this is that Fieri never calls out other people regardless of their actions. Sure, he's a douche, but he knows who he's playing to and seems to genuinely enjoy the dive food that he eats.

Bourdain is a cynical cunt who is technically superior for sure, but hasn't done anything noteworthy in the past 5 years except bag on other people who while technically inferior are more successful than him.

I like both of them, but Bourdain comes off as the asshole in this exchange.

J E Z E B E L
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senpai kek

>>7091792
Is boudain really superior? Fieri is a big douchebag, probably the best dbag on earth. And he's totally comfortable in that roll. Boudain is a washed up failure who never seems comfortable until he gets wasted. All the while spewing Kerouac bullshit about eating rice and guts with slant eyes on a bamboo canoe. I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a burnout and dislikeable person.

Who gives a fuck if they are nice or not. Bourdain has shown me interesting places all over the world and Guy has taken me into a shit ton of American joints. I will never in my life spend a second of my day with either of them so all I have to do is watch and be entertained. You faggots think you are part of the show.

>>7091768
other than he designs their clothing.

>>7084982
Spot the kid that just took philosophy 100

>>7084925
>world where everyone is an antagonistic fuckface.
That's the real world.

>>7089706
I like Andrew and I like his show

But that fucking lip smacking drives me nuts and I can't sit though a whole episode without being disgusted by him.

>>7092130
or logic 101 maybe

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>tfw you will never haul ass down the Vegas strip high on blow and blaring smash mouth with Guy Fieri in his red convertible and double team an expensive Vegas hooker in a room at the Luxor

END IT.

What does smashmouth have to do with food

>>7093528
EVERYTHING

>>7092130
at least philo 101 arguments are right. compare to the kid who took econ 101 and suddenly knows more about the economy than economists

>>7084733
Guyfag here. Fuck BOREdaine.

>>7093506
why even live?

>>7084770
>implying bourdain doesn't admit that he's not a cook anymore and that he is over paid for doing something he shouldn't be paid at all for, and he just like writing, whether you read it or not

Reminder he wrote shitty fictional stories no one cared about before he was even known.

>>7084733
>jezebel
don't even give this cancer site hits people

>>7093808
>no one cared about before he was even known.
Yes, anon, people usually don't care about what you have to say before they know who you are. Congratulations on your deep insight.

>>7093853
No, I do not mean no one cared about it because he was unknown. I mean he wrote it and no one cared about it, before he blew up big. I was referring to time, not correlation. STILL, even today, no one cares about his fictional writings.

I would rather watch Guy Fieri guzzle shit food down his gullet than sit through a hour of Anthony Bourdain ramble on about shit that had nothing to do with food.

Who would win in a fight?

>>7093898
Obviously Guy. Even if he's a shitty fighter, he's got the weight advantage. Also Bourdain strikes me as a total pussy.

>>7085529
my nigga chef john?

>>7093905
Bourdain probably snuck some bamboo daggers with him from some shit hole third world country he visited

>>7084733
i agree that anthony bourdain is too high up on that horse. he really isnt shit but poor prose and experience. but fieri is shit too, so i dont know who to go on.

>>7093937
Tony, there's a party in your mouth
I'm waiting for Guy's heart to explode
Shit A vs Shit B

>>7093918
>>7093905

Bourdain actually trains martial arts tho

>>7085174
toplel

>>7084733
Anthony is a pretentious hipster douche, but guy is the worst person on TV at this moment. I have no choice to side with the lesser of the two.

Fuck guy.

>>7085529
I fucking love Chef John

>>7091582
Sure kid, sure.

>>7091582
>im more interesting than bourdane because im posting on a chinese pixel forum
Kek

>>7093898
Guy hands down. Anthony is kinda faggy.

>>7094444
Sick quads, sorry they were wasted on such a shit opinion.
>not wanting to hang out with Guy

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>>7094669

>go meet at a restaurant with guy
>burger place featured on his diners drive ins and dives show
>he scans the menu
>sees eggs on a burger
>throws a fit like a petulant child
>you both order
>guy gets up
>walks to another table
>shoves his face into their plate while screaming "FLAVOURTOWN USA"
>you get him to sit down
>food finally comes
>he gorges himself on your food and doesnt shut the fuck up while chewing
>makes you pay the bill

Enjoy your time with a dynamite guy friendo :^ )

>>7084733
>jezebel
opinion discarded
they're like a fucking tabloid, always trying to start shit, taking shit out of context and sometimes straight out making up shit for the sake of "journalism"

More on topic, most tv chefs are jokes. They're there to be a tv personality with knowledge about cooking, not necessarily to be a great chef.

If I had to choose, i'd probably hang out with Guy rather than Bourdain though

>>7094712
i just watched this webm like 150 times, i am dying....guy is by far the best I didnt like him till now

>>7084887
Google says bourdain is worth more but who knows desu

>>7084887
>Bourdain is obviously a better cook,
Have you actually seen Bourdain cook? Honestly speaking he's really not that good, very sloppy and doesn't know how to mise en place. Bourdain seemed to have lucked out and just became the head chef at a very early age and I'm sure he's good at that but as any cook knows the Exec Chef is more of a manager than a guy who makes food.

Frankly speaking I really don't see much difference between Fieri and Bourdain other than Bourdain being a whole lot more pretentious. They're now just both entertainers who show you nice places to eat on TV.

>>7096194
Right. It's a very important role. There is lots of experience and knowledge about kitchens. There is expertise in business. The reason he is exceptional isn't because of knife skills or a magic touch. It's because he communicates well with cooks and can both find good chefs to feature as well SELL them. My favorite butcher always treated me with sirloin ground beef when I was buying oxtail. The guy couldn't make a burger let alone fine roast or blue cuts. He knew meat better than anyone I met in life so far. I don't judge him as a cook, he butchered in Marais since the late 1940s. I don't judge Bourdain as some creative genius. He's a salesman and is phenomenal at it.

>>7096194
I didn't mean to sound contradicting you. I'm a new poster agreeing and expanding on your point. They both do the same thing I just like Bourdain's product more because he features more intelligent pieces and it is visually more pleasing to me.

>>7091582
> who thinks hes culinary elite.

False. Anthony barely considers himself a chef, he prefers the title of cook. Not once has the ever claimed to be an elite chef but only that he's lucky enough to meet and eat their food.

>>7084733
lol Fieri has no credibility with his smash mouth look...

>>7091710
This.

>>7094712
Top lol, what's guy doing? That shits hilarious

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>>7084847
Improper use of question mark.

>>7085112
A Cook's Tour

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>>7094669
What kind of whitetrash dirtbag are you? Guy is low class.