How much dressing do you put on your salad?

Enough to make it taste good

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>>7082056
I douse it in ranch, blue cheese, and BBQ dressing from Papa Johns!

Fuck those vegetables, they can fuck off!

Almost forgot, then I down it with vodka!

>>7082056
Approximately one tablespoon per cup of salad, sometimes less, never more.

>>7082056
that depends on how much mayo my husband can squeeze out

A few drizzles of vinegar and some salt.

A ton desu
It's no fun unless I can dip bread in to eat alongside the salad

>>7082056
Imagine if people didn't eat meat. Crabs would probably have speech by now. Humans have halted the evolution of every other species on the planet including their own; everyone with a special genetic trait required for evolution probably dies from a bombing or meat related incident. We and everything else on the planet will never evolve again until the next mass extinction event.

>>7082245
Somebody didn't have his coffee yet!

>>7082093
He sholuld be able to shoot about a pint or two each day!

>>7082245
ahahaha

>>7082056
Enough but not too much, like a tablespoon on a smaller salad or two on a big one. I'd rather have not enough dressing then too much, because I can't stand soggy salad.

None because I'm not a child.

>>7082412

Yes, you are.

I use a vinnegrette which I put into a spray bottle and 2 sprays is enough for me. I spray one time first then mix the salad up and give it a second spray making it adequate for consumption.