You are now the owner of a food truck. What do you serve?

Munchie boxes. We all know they could take off in the US if people were exposed to them.

Curry, and I serve it in a shoe

I'll be making $5 million a month selling to hipsters in Portland

salmonella and E. coli mainly. Maybe some botulinum as a seasonal special.

>>7061328
They better be hand made fair trade shoes made of cruelty free organic leather

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Weed!

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Assuming the food truck can be custom built, I would do barbecue.

I do a lot of smoking and grilling, and have read every book I've been able to get my hands on. I figure I could get by on that.

I would hire it out to a food truck vendor

It's starting to get cold here, so I would offer toasted sandwiches with a cup of soup. $5 for hot ham/cheese & tomato soup combo!

I sell the truck.

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I'd sell hamburgers based on ethnic groups. All of them will have to be the same price because of cultural marxism (even though some are objectively better).

>>7061356
That's why you price everything based on the best tasting one. If people ask why your african burger (a pile of elephant dung) costs 10 dollars, tell them about your progressive reasoning and then the hipsters will have to buy at least 1 of them.

Me? I'd sell crab legs.

One funny thing is that friends and I used to go to a hobby shop on about 1st ave and 72nd in Manhattan and ask for a "sherman tank" it was $20 an in an envelope it was some decent weed.

GOOD TIMES!

>>7061331
They might be.

I would server dumplings from all over the world
and call it "Dump Truck" but someone already beat me to it

>>7061383
go for "sherman tank" for fun.

The sherman tank thing made a lot of sense since they sold models and stuff... it was natural, also natural that some faggot got them busted, not me.

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>>7061308
Hot buttered memes

>>7061390
"no chip week" Sounds like some faggot california shit that I wouldn't go near.

>>7061392
indian food detected

>Fire roasted corn
>salt plank salmon
>locally sourced soda
>free range broccoli
>antibiotic free band aids with kids meals

Weird breakfast food.

I'd just show up somewhere late at night with a big vat of premade chili and just dole it out in those bowl-shaped tortillas you see everywhere nowadays

maybe an optional bit of grated cheese on top, or some nachos too.

>>7061308
Tacos al pastor

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Hello Kitty airline meals

>>7061405
Got any in NYC? but then I don't need you for that.

>>7061405
I've never done that but it's a fun fantasy.

Panera Bread
Logged all their suppliers and recipes while I worked there. I'd literally just set up shop in midtown and sell their exact food with less markup.

>>7061461
Dump the cheat codes here

>>7061466
Menu is too big for me to type it all out here: Which items do you want to know?

Bread and butter.

Hipster af, but I'd try to build a brick oven in and crank out fresh bread rolls, then just sell them with a shitload of butter and have some meat and cheese around as add ons.

>>7061364
came here to post this

>>7061308
Mobile doughnut and coffee.

freshly harvested amerisemen

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>>7061308
Assuming I could have a brick oven in it, pizza.

>>7061494
Baked potato soup, please!

>>7061852
I'mma be honest with you senpai every soup and pasta item and most dessert items are just thawed out before serving. Pretty sure the Baked Potato Soup (comes in a non-branded box) is the same shit you get from any wholesale supplier. http://www.sandridge.com/soups/item/baked-potato-soup-with-bacon.html Will prolly be your best bet.

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Oatcakes! Pretty much impossible to fuck up.

>>7061929
Those look good. It's like a thick crepe made out of oats? If you wouldn't mind I would like to see your recipe.

>>7061920
I'm not entirely surprised. Thanks for the recommendation!

Poutine but like make your own so really potatoes with whatever you want on top

Oden. All you need is a decent stock, a decent boiled fish cake recipe for pollock, shrimp and tilapia anf you got an easy moneymaker

Some simple soups, bacon and lentil, tomato and basil, vegetable etc, with fresh crusty bread.

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Assuming that I'm not bound to whatever I know the exact recipe to, I'll serve just white sauce. I'm not even going to bother with the lamb and the rice and all that stuff.

Customers bring whatever meal they have on them, I squeeze a dollop onto their food, fifty cents, thank you next customer.

And if liquid cocaine somehow doesn't sell, at least I'll have barrels of the stuff for my own use.

modify it with a bbq pit on back. serve bbq sandwiches.

Paninis.
Actually had a look at buying a van at my local uni. They seem to do alright as long you're serving something simple and slightly interesting.

kung fu chicken and grilled cheese

Bubble tea, smoothies and gyoza's maybe limited quantity of fresh bento boxes at lunch time
Or
The whole Japanese noodle shop thing. I'd have seats right up at front and maybe foldable chairs/tables also infront of the truck

>>7063151
>Bubble tea

Don't get me fucking started...

>>7063157
Why what happened? evil chinaman spit in it and called it bubbles

>>7063178
I live in Korea and everyone is like omg bubble tea so great and then I ""drink"" it and it's just sweet syrup tea with fucking gelatinous blobs in it. Like what the FUCK who decided that was a good idea??

>>7063187
It's a nice drink with candy like "balls" in it that you can chew. I usually get the smoothies with diced fruit in it because of the reason you said with syrup and flavor powder

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>>7061308
> You are now the owner of a food truck. What do you serve?

Bowls.

This would allow for a wide range of foods (pretty much anything that can go in a bowl) and high rate of return for the food truck owner, while giving customers a good selection of hot meals that are also easy to hold on to and eat.

Had pic related a couple of time when they were at the local brew bup (Kuhnhenn's in Warren MI) and it was real tasty, though pretty expensive.

I'd sell french fries, just because deep fryers in a food truck sounds like a hilarious disaster.

>>7063272
What? That's common as fuck

>>7061308
whatever it is it'll have my cum in it

>>7061392
I haven't seen that image macro series since 2007 or 2008. I remember 2006 so well, the peak of my time on /b/, before I abandoned ship in 2008 because of the influx of newfags. I haven't even looked at the place since 2009, maybe once in the early '10s. Do they remember the old memes? Has the flood of shit finally subsided? What's it like?

I would do soups. It would be like the Soup Nazi except I would be nice and it would be a truck.

Soup is a great meal for both buyer and seller. Filling and convenient and time-consuming to cook, so it's good for consumers, cheap and easy to have ready to serve for the seller, just big pots of simmering soups for a fair price.

Hot dogs/Brats, Hamburgers, Deli Sandwiches, Maybe wraps/burritos, and maybe salads.

I'd go for variety and simple, but filling recipies.
A couple pizza by the slice options.
A burger made to order.
A bowl of fresh pasta in a homemade ragu.
Turkey or chicken tamales.

Pretty much my staple dishes that I've gotten down pretty well, plus a few American essentials.

Honestly though it's more about location and price. I 've thought about opening a good truck since my town has many good locations, but I'm not fiscally ready.

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>>7063178
DOUBLE BUBBLE
TOIL AND TROUBLE!

>>7061308
Mexican/Korean fusion. Korean bbq tacos, tostadas, shit like that.

>>7063498
똑똑하지 않은 미국사람이죠? 맛을 할 수 없어... fuck dumb america

Cat and dog

Bags of crisps with crap added to them.
Set up in central London

Charge £5
Sell to gentrified, hipster idiots who think it's ironic and quirky

>>7063507

한국 개 나가

Hot chips, but perfect the fuck out of the recipe for them. Then do some crazy ass sauces that people haven't seen or tried in Australia. Or toppings as well.

>>7061308

chick-fil-a on sundays

>>7061435
I saw one of those Eva Air planes at Hartsfield the other day. What country are they out of?

>>7061308
Hoboyaki.
Take random ingredients from customers and homeless people, mix it with batter and cabbage, fry, serve.
I'll continue doing this until I am shut down and arrested.

Given that I live in Portland Oregon this should be easy enough to pull off as some stupid pseudo-offbeat hipster thing, like everything else over here.

>>7063538
You are a failiure and your life will amount to nothing.
I pity you.

>>7061308

Malay/Indonesian food. Maybe some OC meme foods like tonkatsu burgers or something.

>>7063679
What's wrong with this anon?
Did you get molested by a sarcastic bag of potato chips?

>>7061308
muh dick

SOUP TRUUUUCCCK

>>7063687
That's exactly the kind of retarded reply I would exoect.
Well done, sweet child.

>>7063665
10/10.
Would get sick from.

>>7061308
Most food trucks have shit drink options, so I'd set up near others and focus on drinks. Fresh coffee, loose leaf tea, fresh smoothies, iced teas with simple syrup that I boil down in the back, then fruit preservatives from making simple syrup.

>>7063679

not this guy
>>7063687

OP here, how is it so far fetched?
They opened up a cafe that serves cereal for a similar price. And it's owned by a couple of hipsters

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11209121/UKs-first-cereal-cafe-to-open-in-London.html

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overpriced burgers made with cheap shitty frozen ingredients but its served by hot girls.

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>>7061308
pretzels

>>7061938
My guess would be an oat pancake with little to no sugar

>>7061308
placenta

>>7061308
Dance Lessons and Fried Chicken

>>7061308
Cheese steak

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I would serve funnel cakes like it pic related, lemonade, buffalo wings with fried rice, toasted sandwiches, and other drinks

>>7063903
>>7063672
>>7061789
>>7061392
>>7061356


These.
Together.
In this form >>7061435

>>7064015

Forgot these ones as well:
>>7063096
>>7063335
>>7063509

>>7061308
Fair/carnival food.

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>>7061308
tonkotsu ramen in the winter and sushi in the summer

Soup, Salad & Deli Sandwiches.

Fried chicken and mashed potatos

>>7061330
This is an underrated post

Kimchi and pork fried rice, bahn mi and a couple other sandwiches, jjigae, chili, ramen, this asian style tuna salad I came up with, salad..

>>7061308
Seafood, year around.

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>>7061308
Looks.

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Corn Dogs and weed, biatches!

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>>7064977

>>7063780
Chinese bubble tea would be interesting.

>>7061308
Fried chicken is the bomb.
Lots of customers = cash

Stone soup

peanut butter and jelly

>>7065045
What about sandwiches?

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Pic related and expresso.

I've always wanted to operate a ramen cart, just for fun.

>>7065321
Save up some money and do it. My cousin and I used to run a lemonaide stand in NYC and made mint from that as little kids. We'd make sure to be on the sunny side of the avenue where it was hottest so people would be more likely to be thirsty.

>>7061308
$8 Bowl of cereal
$5 Toast (dry)
$9 Artisan Pickle on a stick.
$7 Kale taco.

>>7065382
Sounds like chelesa/tribeca nyc bullshit

Breakfast sandwiches served with hash browns/fried potatoes. I'd never work it though, I don't wake up early enough for breakfast.
Alternatively, sandwiches paired with soups for dipping, a different pairing for every day of the business week.

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>>7061308
Cuban sandwiches.

Salad. Only salad.

>>7061308
Water

>>7061673
Or, instead of buying meat and cheese, make several compound butters and give them "fun" names. It'd save on space.

>>7061308
Tuna

Bananas

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>>7063810
>pretzels
>not the clearly superior pita

>>7061308
Apples and ice cream