>tfw you're greeted by the smell of freshly baked sourdough bread when you spread her legs open
I once had a dream I was in standing naked in an empty train car while speeding quickly by evergreen trees and a lake. I started to jerk myself off is a Heinz ketchup. In the dream looked at my ketchup hand and said "what the fuck" and woke up.
first time I read this I thought it said:
"Quiet you Horseradish beast."
>tfw her vagina smell like Grey Poupon
Mustard is delicious. I like it on brats.