What is the worst condom and why is it mustard?

>>7057959
I'm pretty sure that all condiments make pretty terrible condoms.

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>>7057959
Live a little.

Why would you use mustard as a contraceptive?

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>>7057959

just another consequence of unprotected sex

>>7057964
Mah nigga

>>7057964
>not stone ground
Stay pleb

>>7058002
>Stone ground

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I like this stuff.

not only is mustard extremely permeable and will rub off with even minimal friction, but it is also very pungent, acidic and piquant: none of these are qualities you want in a condom.

>>7058023
>Not wanting the taste of mustard when you start to eat her out

>>7058064
Almost as good as yeast flavor

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>>7058115
>tfw you're greeted by the smell of freshly baked sourdough bread when you spread her legs open
Godly.

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>this entire thread

also ketchup

>>7058023
Imagine a HFCS flavor condom. Every single, fat fuck, diabetic American trying to suck you off!

Ketchup because the only thing I use it with is chips.

How has nobody said horse radish yet?

>>7058404
Quiet you
Horseradish best

I once had a dream I was in standing naked in an empty train car while speeding quickly by evergreen trees and a lake. I started to jerk myself off is a Heinz ketchup. In the dream looked at my ketchup hand and said "what the fuck" and woke up.

The worst condiment? probably when people gratuitously slather mayonnaise on food (fries etc)

Mustard is amazing though whole grain dijon is goat

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>>7058438
>Quiet you
>Horseradish best

first time I read this I thought it said:

"Quiet you Horseradish beast."

>>7058439
Did you wake up with ketchup in your pants?

>>7058013
NIGGA YES I LOVE THAT

>>7057964
that picture makes me feel really depressed and i don't even know why

maybe its the colours

whole seed mustard or bust

>>7058146
I threw up a little bit

peanut butter
no, really, it can replace any condiment
no joke

>>7058890
fucking pleb

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>>7057959
>tfw her vagina smell like Grey Poupon

I like mustard then again I like most condiments id have to say though there are some salad dressings I could probably do without.

>>7059145

I hope this man has a blessed life.

>>7057959
>not having any Grey Poupon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyzxg66CZ68

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>>7057959
Mustard is delicious. I like it on brats.

>>7059233
Big black juicy brats

Ranch dressing

I would say mayo, but recently some yuropoor got me to try it on some seasoned fries and it was pretty fuckin nice.

>>7061259
Fucking sniper got h....

>>7059233
Are bratwursts the only types of sausages available in America? It's all you ever mention.

>>7061274
Yes

>>7061274
I tried to buy chorizo once and got deported.

>>7061274
Nah senpai all we have is prepackaged weiners

>>7061253
Anybody that likes ranch is a fat fuck