Show us your kitchen, /ck/!

This thread would be more fun if you'd post your weight, age, and sex. But I suppose we can guess

>>7055747 211 pounds, 31, female

>>7055764
Kek. I'm actually 75kg, 22, male.

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Out of all places to place the ashtray you chose the kitchen

>>7055769
>also probably has kids
What a shit parent.

>>7055784
I have an ashtray in every room.

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Michigan, Male, 170lbs, 5'10"

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>tfw not enough pantry space
>tfw not enough countertop space
>tfw 24yo male, 172lbs, 6'0"

oh well, when I buy house I know what I need now...

>>7055792
>his height starts with 5

baka desu senpai.

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>>7055747
TX, Male, 155, 5'9

Upgrade from my previous house, but the woman that painted the inside of my house did a horrible job.

>>7055892
That puke yellow color is atrocious, but at least you have a gas stove and stainless appliances.

>>7055898
Don't start with the stove thing.

>>7055747
Just a hunch, but you don't use your oven do you?

>>7055927
You were there too when that idiot tried to defend electric stoves, then?

>>7055960
I don't come to /ck/ and I'm not trying to stir up some flame war, but what is wrong with electric stoves? I have one where the heating element is just the glass top.

>>7055996
Gas stoves heat up much faster and cool down much much much faster. You have so much more control over the heat level. Have you ever used a gas stove? The difference is like night and day.

>>7055795
>Crying like a faggot this much.

Anti-smokers are limp wristed poofs.

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>>7055996

>>7056030
>I should be able to publicly talk shit about people and yet get offended and angry when they challenge what I say

No.

>>7055996
I have an electric stove, but I used to have a gas one. Honestly there's not much difference aside from the gas stove heating up a few seconds faster.

It's just a personal preference thing that people get too uptight about.

>>7056038

the point: you missed it

>>7056051

Electric burners are less precise with heat. It uses heat cycles of heating up then cooling off to get to the heat you've selected which means the heat fluctuates. Its less of an issue with thicker wall cookware or cast iron but that makes it harder to saute or to flip eggs in a dedicated egg pan.

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>>7055747
>smoker

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Arkansas
Male
29 years old

>>7056184
I tried to visit Arkansas once but they stopped me at the border. They caught me trying to smuggle in books. I got off on a technicality though. No one could prove they were books.

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I need to tidy up a little.

27/m/Texas

5'7 320lbs

>>7056225
There should be a number of volunteers down in Texas helping you clean up after that tornado.

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>>7056135
>nonsmoker

>>7055775
>male
numale I take it?

>>7056285
I was about to scream about how unrealistically clean fine dining kitchens are and call you a fag but then I saw the hot holding and realized you just work in the cleanest kitchen in the world. Good grief.

>>7056285
Do you live at work? That doesn't seem like a home kitchen.

>>7057639
They put food on life support and what not?

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>>7055747
>Sourpuss, Bodacious, Inside Out Calendar
Holy shit it's a woman

>Sandbanks Baco Noir

My god she's close

>>7055996
electric stoves can't win flame wars tbqh

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Beirut, 19, Male and 140kg

>>7057692
Nice waterfall picture. Is that to cover up bombed out buildings and such?

>>7057696
It's so that neighbors mind their own fucking business.

>>7056038
found the sea lion

>>7057659
OP's a man, anon.

>>7057722
And a cripple. I spy a walking cane behind the dish soap.

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South Africa, MALE, 73 kg

>>7055747
fucking fire hazard

>>7056017
>Anti-smokers are limp wristed poofs.
Nonsmoker here. This guy is right though.

>>7057656
No, that's a kitchen hospital.

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I got a new percolator!

>>7057892
Wash your fucking garbage pail

>>7055892
>that decorative plate
>"Upgrade from my previous house, but the woman that painted the inside of my house did a horrible job."
Are you talking about your wife? Or did you let your mother move in with you?

>>7057639
>>7057871
>that cleanliness
That makes sense then, because they don't really do any good cooking there and aren't in any sort of rush.

>>7057892
Holy shit bro clean your trash can

>>7057892
That's a lot of old appliances.

>>7056184
why such a large garbage bin? i've found that people who have that size bins tend to get lazy and wait till the trash can gets completely full to dispose it off. and when you wait that long it will no doubt fill the room with stench.

try using a small trash can that fills up so that you only keep a day's worth of trash in it

>>7057916
Between two outside dogs, a garbage disposal, and an incinerator, I never have to put food in there. We have three recycle bins in the garage. That trash can is for everything else.

>>7057656
>That's a hospital kitchen
> They put food on life support and what not?

I chuckled.

>>7057940
You've got an incinerator for your kitchen?

>>7058010
Yeah. Sometimes you need to burn some shit.

>>7057907

I bet his insurance company loves him.

>>7057740
Shit, OP's only 22 and needs a cane...imagine when he's actually a senior!

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>>7056184
>outdoor trashbin indoors

>>7055747
honestly i really like the shelving

>>7057697
Nice microwave.

>>7057892
Now this is depressing. Any bit of spare counter space you devote to useless appliances like a microwave. Do you use that to cook your hotpockets?

>>7056218
Woah, I thought you were dead. Great to see you're still around, Mitch.

>>7055747
Why are Canadian kitchens so small? Is ít because of socialism?

>>7059345
It's mostly an old/modern thing. American and Canadian designs are pretty similar in that regard.

Newer building designs have much larger kitchens than anything built 15 years ago.

I find this ironic since people cook far less on average than they used to.

>>7059360
>people cook far less on average than they used to

TV and memes aren't reality, anon. People still cook plenty.

>>7057692

This looks comfy

>>7057632
DURRR

>>7057692
nice wood; looks comfy, window is very tacky but somehow it works here
>>7057892
clean your trashcan pls its disgusting
>>7055792
such minimalism, such puffy curtains
>>7055796
how do you get in and out
>>7055747
So many boxes. Looks like a wal-mart. Pack your shit into the drawers god damn

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ufw i live in a bedroom w/o a fridge

>>7060958
That wouldn't be so bad. At least you know what your options are.

>>7060990
A rope or a bullet?

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>>7060992
zing!

>>7060990
> not bad
i don't even have hot water meh

>>7055747
>all that clutter

Jesus fuck, this is terrible.

>>7061393
So post yours?

>>7056017
Oh the good ole 1900's brainwa- marketing.

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Scandinavia, 21, male, ~88kg. Fridge is to the right, behind the table. Couldn't fit it in the pic.

>>7061420
Your sink looks nice, but really small.

What's up with all these kitchens with no dishwasher? And the ones that have no dishwasher, why is there no drying rack or some shit? I mean, I know you aren't supposed to throw pots and pans into the dishwasher, but dishes, silverware, etc are all fine.

>>7061444
Dishwashers are big, bulky, and expensive. Most apartments won't have them.

As for the no drying racks...why would they be out? You put dirty dishes in the sink and leave the rack and tray under it, only talking it out when you actually do the dishes.

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20, 225 Male... share with 3 people

>>7061448
My apartment is 600 dollars a month including utilities and it's 2 bed, 2 bath, has a living room, dining room, and the kitchen has a dishwasher.

>>7061444
Thanks m80, checked'

The sink is just the right size to do any kind of dishes, but that's about it. Dishwashers aren't that common anyway, at least not for us students. Personally I love that the bricks shows at the bottom of the window, and also where the dishes are placed (there's just a white piece of wood at the side, no clue why). .

>>7061458
Good for you, but where I live I've never seen even a bachelor / studio for below a grand, nothing included.

All depends on where your apartment is in the world, in your country, and even in your city.

>>7061458
Mine is ~$1100 excluding utilities, shit's expensive here. 2 bedrooms, a living room, large bathroom, kitchen and a hallway. We're two students sharing it.

>>7055747
>kraft dinner
>Tim Hortons coffee
>full ashtray in kitchen

Fellow Canadian detected.

>>7061496
>>7061489
Hmm, cost of living seems to be a lot cheaper where I live (Florida), which is weird because just an hour away is Orlando which has an enormous cost of living and 2 hours away is Miami which is even more expensive.

What I find great is that it's a "villa" style apartment so I have no one under or above me. And rent is pretty easy with a roommate.

>>7061458
Mine is 725$/month, heat and water included, but no hydro. One bed, one bath, no dishwasher.

And it's a steal here. Most similar apartments in the area are at least 1 000$/month.

>>7061501
Is smoking a Canadian trait?

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> have my own house
> have to pay shitton in tax
> fuck yeah italy
mfw

>>7061501
Of those, Tim Hortons is the only one you can really lay claim to.

>>7061524
KD too, I'd say.

In America, it's just Kraft brand macaroni and cheese, same with most other countries. AFAIK, Canada is the only country where it's actually branded and sold as 'Kraft Dinner'.

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>>7061453
ftfy

>>7061533
I stand corrected. Thanks!

>>7061511
Yes and no.
You see a lot less of the younger population smoking and more of the older population quitting then a few years ago.
But many Canadians still smoke and have a fairly high percentage of smokers outside of places like B.C. and Ontario.
I think most provinces and territories that have a higher smoker population percentage then the world average of 20%

>>7061560
My Provence is 23%
But I'm sure that doesn't count all the teenagers that smoke here.
And you see a lot more smoking in the rural town areas then in the city.
Like I swear in my home town at least half of everyone smoked.

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Male, 28. People's Republic of Northern Virginia.
5'6'' ;_;

>>7061652
Alexandria?

>>7055747
literally reddit: the kitchen

>>7061652
manlet

>>7061652

>TFW your top shelves are empty.

>>7061652
where'd you get that shelving for your pots? i want

>>7061687
Even worse, Arlington.

>>7061701
Can't honestly remember, I am 90% sure it's just the IKEA steel kitchen rods, and I bought two sets of those and the hooks. The walls here are all concrete, so I drilled in and it holds up fine.

Looked at Williams Sonoma and Crate and Barrel, they sell the SAME rods for 2x more.

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>>7061734

CLUTTER

Why does /ck/ have the worst kitchens?

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ok

>>7055795
Calm down before you legally die of anger

>>7061652
Finally someone with a hood. I don't get how all these fucks cook without a hood, its horrible. Don't even get me started on microwaves installed over the ranges.

Also, sweet range brah.

>>7062892
Microwaves over stoves usually have a fan built in, fucktard.

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h-heres mine

>>7062909
i saw this only in 'murricans videos/pictures

>>7057466
>>7057902

nigger stop mouthing off about the cleanliness of kitchens if you've never worked in one, they get cleaned like three times a day.

>>7057747
That's a pretty comfy kitchen. Do people taste good?

>>7055795
lmao
>caring about dying

>>7056285

That looks a lot like my line, but half the size.

I'd show this pic to my chef and suggest a deep cleaning (we're getting to the slow season) but I know I'd be a part of it and fuck that. Make the lazy fucks come in and do that shit when it's dead.

how can you people cook in a kitchen as messy as the ones posted here?

I clean up constantly while cooking I can't stand a messy kitchen

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>>7055747

Chef Boyardee on bottom shelf
2 little and one big can

>>7063910
What's wrong with Chef Boyardee, anon?

>>7055996
>flame war
kek

>>7060958
At least you have a stupid fucking trip code so we can all remember exactly to which poor, retarded nobody we are replying :))

>>7055769
>Stopping what you're doing and going outside 20 times a day to smoke?

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>>7057892
Wow, holy fire waiting to happen. I hope your unit has sprinklers installed.

>>7064657
>smoking

>a kitchen thread
>it turns into autistic ramblings because OP has an ashtray

Holy shit are you all teenagers or something? Who fucking cares if someone else smokes? I dont smoke but even Im tired of all the faggotry about smoking or smokers.

>>7059324
no he uses the oven on a tv tray for hotpockets

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Soviet-tier

>>7064738
Just wait, in a few years we'll be getting the same shit with drinking and certain meats from the Muslims.

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>>7057697
That's my kitchen, asshat.

Frankly the corner was put in by a retard. I hate this kitchen so much. I think I'm going to buy a chef's table.

>>7062909
Fan built into microwave takes a tiny bit of steam and FUCKING BLOWS IT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN FROM A DIFFERENT HOLE. Do you know what a hood does? Do you know why people install them? Dangit man, no wonder nobody designs kitchens with hoods in this shit hole.

>>7064642
Honestly, in the neighbourhood I live in, there is not a single apartment with a functional kitchen, regardless of the price. I'd be so happy when I'm done with this fucking phd so I can live in a real grown up people apartment.

>>7064900
>Fan built into microwave takes a tiny bit of steam and FUCKING BLOWS IT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN FROM A DIFFERENT HOLE

Not sure what kind of shitty overhead microwaves you've been using, but the one in my place has a vent that directs the steam and shit outside.

>>7064905
>he thinks he's going to have money after school

Kek. Hate to break it to you, anon, but if - IF - you're lucky enough to find work, it's going to pay shit for at least the first few years, regardless of your degree. And on top of that, I assume you have student loans? Yeah, repaying those will eat into what little income you're going to have.

Wherever you live next, it's probably going to be worse than where you're living now. Have fun with that.

T. Masters in civil engineering.

>>7064950
It's not the money, it's just the ability to move out of shitty college towns. Everything is designed and catering for manchildren here. I don't have loans though, afromentioned manchildren pay my tuition.

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Stereo (my most important appliance) is behind the pantry on the right.

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>>7056285
I like that your salamander/broiler looks like he is gritting his teeth.

>>7065080
>>7065080
Male, 21, Kansas

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M, 35, TX

>>7065151
Cool dog, bull terriers are brotier.

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>>7065154

Thanks. I have 2 of them, they are crazy dudes. Here's another pic, just stocked the pantry yesterday woooo

>>7064920
10/10

>>7055747
Looking good, OP.

>>7055792
Love the cheerios in the corner.

>when you see it.

>>7065151
All those bottles on top empty or full?

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roommates are awesome! :DD

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>>7065181
why thank you

>>7065995
You can't have 10/10, you have non-shiny pans! Everybody know shiny pans are the best.

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>>7066054
the bowl on the rack is kinda shiny...

>>7064781
that's very cute anon, is the rest of your apartment like this?

>>7055747
Holy shit, I thought I had no counter space.

>>7061652

Glorious Pot space.

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>>7066148
My last kitchen was worse.

>>7061652
Are those pans with plastic handles Volraths? If so, how do you like em? I was going to get some but found good deals on calphalons so changed my mind.

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Rate pls be nice

>>7065952
You don't cook much do you.

>>7066455
Not sure that 'being nice' is even the issue here. I mean, if you can prepare meals to your liking, and are satisfied with what you have there, then I am not too sure what separates you from the other kitchens posted here.

>>7064781
that sink triggers the fuck out of me. I can just imagine the dishwater getting on the counter and running off onto my shirt and the floor. horrible

>>7065952
this is exactly why I will never live with fucking male roomates. imagine waking up, going to the kitchen to get yourself a coffee and start breakfast and seeing this nuclear disaster zone, with the sink piled up so high you cant even wash your own dishes without sorting thru that mess. god.

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Need to do the dishes desu

>>7066896
>get yourself a coffee
Of get yourself a cereal or make a spaghetti.

>>7067232
Not that anon but "a coffee" is a fairly general term for a cup of coffee where I'm from.

>>7066896
Because women are so meticulously clean.

>>7065886
Yep

>>7067307
Fucking this. Have you seen how a lot of women keep their kitchen? Half the time its just a storage unit since 95% of the women I know wouldn't cook if their lives depended on it. My old kitchen in my college house used to look like a nuke hit it, but at least my roommates and I used the fuck out of it. We had 4 people in the house and one of us would clean the kitchen every week to keep things from becoming outrageously disgusting.

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Pretty happy with it. Lots of counter space. The door goes to my balcony

>>7068092
Germany?

>>7068105

Nope, the Netherlands

>>7068092
jealous desu

>>7056225
Floor microwaves are the best.
Nothing beats kicking your food into the microwave.

>>7068092
I like your countertop, anon.

OK, so judging by the pictures, who is the best cook?

Someone go through and create a psychological profile of each person. We know OP is a smoker (thanks for all the posters who pointed that out /s)

Really interested in reading the creative things people have to say.

>>7068324
Also, who's the worst cook? And any other fun categories I can't think of at the moment.

>>7068324
>>7068330
Yes, this sounds a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ fun.

>>7055747
Already know from another post that OP is a 22 year old skinny guy, and from the pic, he smokes and drinks. Not much out except canned food, but there's a lot of spices and a lot of cabinet space, so...I'm gonna say you're an average cook. Like, making supper is no problem, but you probably follow recipes to a 't', don't usually cook lunch, and have a quick breakfast (bagels or toast?).

>>7055792
You...I don't know. You have a lot of cabinet space, so you probably have plenty of ingredients and such, BUT the cabinets could also just be full of canned foods. No microwave, so I'm assuming you cook, but the kitchen is just...completely spotless. It's not just spotless, but everything is laid out so...I don't know the word, but of the few things on the counters everything's either perfectly square with the wall or at a perfect angle with a corner. You cook, but probably not very often, and even then it's mediocre at best.

...you know what, this is too a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ fun, I can't go on.

>>7065151
Okay. I just have to ask you and /ck/ - I've been to a few homes where the person collects bottles in the same manner.
Is that a Texas thing, or just people in general who drink a lot? I feel like I've missed something here, having been sheltered and all.

>>7068318

Thanks, it's just plywood with an oak veneer though. I also got some kitchen utensils behind the fridge (Kenwood standmixer, Magimix), a shelf and a magnetic knife strip.

>>7066896
Yeah, no... females are just as bad.
I live with three, and every time I come home, there's fucking clutter everywhere.
During the summer, the one girl that didn't go home for break just kept adding dishes to the sink until she ran out of dishes to use. I think she wanted me to wash them.
>notyourgoddamnmother.jpg

And one of the previous roommates would leave makeshift apple bongs, cigarettes and beer cans everywhere.
Roommates just suck all around. As soon as I can start building up my account again, I'm out.

>>7057892
that toaster is legit

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It's not much, but it's fine while I'm in uni.

>>7068092
Who's that standing in the window?

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17, Aus currently living with parents

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>>7068920

I'm in Australia too (>>7068742)
What state are you in?

>>7068920

The flowers in the cabinets thing is very strange. I mean, I can see you've got plenty of storage beneath, but it's still weird.

>>7069035
>hmmmm, I think I'll have tulips for breakfast today

>>7069035
they're plastic, it'll be weird having cabinets fog up from the inside

>>7065952
>Moved in with 4 room mates while in college
>All of them pug nasty slobs
>Leave the kitchen and bathroom a fucking hell zone
>Moved back in with mom and dad and just drove to school

>>7068920
Neat

>>7068092
go home twiggy

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>>7068920
KEK

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>>7055747

>>7057892

10/10 popcorn popper. Fucking love that thing

>>7068379
decorating with bottles is for children.
Adults decorate with old things, art, things they made, found in travel, or neat peculiarities

>>7068920
>ban a 17 year-old who contributes to the board
>leave up the endless carbonara, pizza, and big mac threads
Thanks mods

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i've lived & worked in smaller
but i'm also tiny, so

>>7073510
also 23m, canada, 120lbs

>>7068920
HOLY SHIT

>>7061458
Where the hell do you live lol

I'm paying $750 plus heating for 1bath, 1bedroom, 1spare room with washing machine, small kitchen with dishwasher and gas stove.

>>7068350
is autistic like strikethrough filtered or something

>>7074602
where the hell do you live? sounds cheap for my area.

>>7074611
Cincinnasty, OH

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25w 125

>>7068920
lol

>>7073478
See, that's what I do.
The bottle thing always made me think "College Kid" or "Babby's First Year Out", which was true half the time. The other two people were 25 and 32, though. So I wanted to see how commonplace this was.