Whats the best side dish for Schnitzel?

>>7054329

Red cabbage with apples and bacon...

The vomit you'll have after you fuck it up.

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>>7054329

chips and a beer

>>7054334
'zel is hard to fuck up lad

>>7054334
how do you fuck schnitzel up? its ggez to make

>>7054341
Yet still induces vomiting.

>>7054329
Chowder.

>>7054329
Bratkartoffeln desu senpai

>>7054329
Mashed taters and corn on the cob, maybe we some cornbread or a biscuit.

>>7054329
Another one.

>>7054348
This desu
Is there anything else it could be?

>>7054329
'sta

>>7054348
>>7054356

sweet, had some left over bacon and was already boiling some potatoes, gonna go with this

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>>7054329
Potato salad is the only correct answer.

>>7054373
This guy knows his Schnitzel

mushroom + cream sauce
and fries

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>>7054338
>>7054348
>>7054373
You're alright in my book.

Anything potato. I don't like potato salad because it ruins the flavor.

>>7054338
this tbqh senpai

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>>7054329

ITT: fat faggots eating starch, on top of starch, mixed with protein with no vegetables.

>mfw no cabbage
>mfw no cucumber salad
>mfw sauerkraut
>mfw no beets

>>7054425

If you want healthy you wouldn't pick up a schnitzel in the first place

it's always going to be the unhealthy cheat meal

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>>7054426

Don't rationalize your child-like eating habits away. Following your logic, the "it's already bad so bring worse is okay" attitude speaks to your emotional and physical well being.

What's it like to be a fat loser?

>>7054432

> I disagree with you so you're fat lolololol

You seem like a pleasant person

>>7054425
yeah sure, ended up having schnitzle with bratkartoffein and bok choi / carrots

>>7054438

Don't backpeddle, you know you're fat.

Tell me what it's like. My ability to socialize well with others outside of 4chan doesn't have anything to do with your eating habits.

Do you have an aversion to healthier foods? Do you find emotional comfort in food?

I have a lot of questions.

>>7054440

I'm 5'11" and 3/4 of an inch at 170 pounds so I'm quite normal.

I usually eat healthy, but if I'm eating some unhealthy food like a schnitzel I'm going all out pig with the grease, simple starch and salt.

Like, I don't make a pizza with whole wheat flour and low fat cheese neither. If it's a cheat meal it's a full blown cheat meal. I'll eat healthy 90% of the time so I don't think I'll die of it.

Why are people with eating disorders so unpleasant?

Just because you had bad parents who damaged your brain and made you naturally crave the worst sorts of things doesn't mean other people can't enjoy a cookie or fried chicken or whatever triggers your binge and purge cycle.

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>>7054440
stop projecting

>>7054447

Pizza isn't accompanied by a slice of bread, then again you fat fucks DO like your garlic knots and "crazy bread" further supporting my theory that you're morbidly obese and promoting a terrier lifestyle.

Obese people are indulgent in everything, not just food...incredibly self centered and selfish as well. Just by the way you speak (type), the inflection behind your posting I can confirm your obese status.

Normal people eat in moderation and wouldn't call normal food "cheat". Thay would imply you don't have the ability to control yourself....again...supporting the fact you're a grotesque manwhale.

Are you "disabled" by your obesity?

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>>7054440
pedal: to move, such as movement of the pedals of a bike

peddle: to shift goods, i.e. sell items door to door

Backpedal: to quickly reverse opinion

Backpeddle: to quickly buy instead of sell?

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>>7054456

>nothing better to say
>N-NO Y-Y-YOU

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>>7054460

>your typo means I'm not fat

I love you /ck/

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I grew up in Argentina and called these milanesas. I like them a la napolitana which is with ham, cheese and sauce.

>>7054509

Looks like chicken Cordon Bleu to me...except with pork instead of chicken.

>not one person mentioning käsespätzle

I am disappoint

>>7054514
>käsespätzle

basically macncheese isn't it

>>7054513
>Looks like chicken Cordon Bleu to me...except with pork instead of chicken.
There's no pork. That's beef. And Cordon blue is stuffed. And then fried. First you make the milanesa, then you out ham, cheese, some sauce and put in the over for 5-10 minutes. This is nothing like it. It barely shares ingredients.

>>7054525

It shares 3 of 4 main ingredients. How's it different really?

>MUH DECONSTRUCTED BLEU MEME

>>7054528
A cuban sandwich is pork, ham, cheese. Is a cuban sandwich the same as a Cordon bleu?

>>7054524
Only someone who has never eaten käsespätzle will say that

>>7054535

Bleu doesn't have bread, it's not a sandwich either.

>>7054537
person who has eaten both here

it is a nicer version, and altogether better, but the comparison is apt. Just like schnitzel is a fancier, better version of chicken fried steak.

Literally translates to cheese noodles, anyway.

>>7054541
Bleu has bread crumbs, thus it has bread. No?

>>7054552

Breaded isn't the same thing as a sandwich. Your body contains water, are you an ocean?

Must be following your logic.

>>7054549
>Literally translates to cheese noodles, anyway.

that would be Käsenudeln m8

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>>7054459

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>>7054514
im with this drongo
not one farkin spaetzle call is getting me fired and up and im not even deutsch bro

>>7054338
That looks really good ťbh śmh

>>7054933
>ťbh śmh
Yay, time for more filters!

>>7054946

pls no i just figured out how to shitpost with spanis letters

>>7054447
>cheat meal

What the fuck.
"Cheat meal", seriously? Fucking SERIOUSLY

>>7054953
Just die.

>>7054976

what's wrong

>>7054984
What the FUCK is a "cheat meal"? What is being cheated? What is the point. What the FUCK.

>>7054998

You cheat on your diet or health regimen and pig out

>>7055006
Are you obese?

>>7054976

A cheat meal is something fat fucks who are trying to diet eat. An "indulgent" high calorie just for fun meal.

>>7054509
pumpkin

>>7055021

no

I like to eat it with ratatouille or with spag bol

>>7055025
The closest I ever came to a diet was deleting food searches from my browsing history.

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>>7054447
>and 3/4 of an inch

hey fit

>>7054373
this is the only correct answer

Bratkartoffeln und grüne soße oder kochkäs

Amerifetts und schluchtenscheisser brauchen sich nicht bewerben

>>7054447
>I'm 5'11" and 3/4 of an inch

Rather desperate not to be a manlet aren't we?

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>>7054447
Manlet in denial lol

You should seriously consider leg lengthening surgery

Younger patients have the most to gain, I would not recommend waiting past age 25

>>7054329
Erdäpfelsalat

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>>7057489
>grüne soße
Piefke ins Gas, uezs.

>>7054329
carbonara.

>>7054329
Broccoli
Potatoes
Gravy

EXCUSE ME YOU MEAN TONKATSU THE GRORIOUS DISH OF NIPPON

>folded 9000 times
>the cutlet of perfection
>is from Ja-pan

>he adds cream to his schnitzel

I bet you have the nerve to add SMOKED bacon too.

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>>7054425
are you triggered faggot?

>>7054329
Spaetzle is always good. I always make braised cabbage with onion and root vegetables(whatever you want carrots, turnips, parsnips, etc) Saute the cabbage, onion, and root vegetable in butter with salt and black pepper. Get some color on there and add some chicken stock. Let it completely evaporate and brown a little bit more and serve.