Why do you not put American cheese slices on your food, /ck/?

not a fat

>>7053456
I only eat government cheese on burgers and sammys

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>>7053456

>>7053456
"american cheese" aka the processed stuff is basically just a texture thing. shame since america has some of the best cheeses in the world but the majority of people use pic related or fuckin cheese in a can

>>7053539
> best cheeses
HAHAHA

>>7053539
> best cheeses in the world
because the rest of the world doesn't exist for amerifats

Oh, look. More foreigners shit posting on /ck/. What a huge surprise. This doesn't happen every ten minutes. Not at all.

>>7053456
You mean Kraft? Wait, no, same thing only one's brand name. Why would I use fake Kraft cheese when I don't even like Kraft?

>>7054250
hey don't be mad because you grew in a country were people mistake industrial grade waste with food

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Commencing cheese dump

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>>7054261

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>>7054264

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>>7054265

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>>7054267

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>>7054270

>>7054273

Those cheese slices always remind me of that pic of that fat woman that slapped them on her saggy tits.

>>7054280
Yeah me too. Ur mum gives the saggiest orgasms

>>7054270
I used to "cook" stuff like this way back when I was like 6. I was always scared of meat that wasn't in hot dogs, hamburgers, or pizza, so I would try "cooking" with freakin' Cheetos, hot dogs, this nasty pasteurized process imitation cheese food product (read the label, the ways they get around calling their food cheese is a riot) and Taco Bell fire sauce in everything. I hope for my sanity's sake that most of the pictures in this thread are of the bizarre concoctions from the minds of very young picky eaters because anything else is an affront to nature. At least a small child has an excuse that he's just dumb.

>>7053456
Got me queezy...

>>7054230
And the rest of the world refuses to acknowledge that America can produce quality food stuffs.

>>7053539
>shame since america has some of the best cheeses in the world
hahaha
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>>7053509

It's even funnier, as somebody actually ate some if it...

>>7054990
there is a difference between "quality" and "of the best"

>>7054265
If you were given the task to express depression with a meal, that one is bullseye.

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>>7053539

>>7053509
>macaroni

>>7055041
But it's true.

>>7055057
Enlighten us.

https://youtu.be/V94dWsx45zs
Why not just make your own melty "processed" cheese? Tastes better than that Kraft shit.

>get a sub from a local deli
>they put this chemical cancer American cheese on it
>throw it in the trash and put cheddar on instead

Everyone I know puts American cheese on everything and I don't get the appeal. It's like they actually ENJOY being plebs.

>>7054222
>>7054230
>>7054992
>>7055041

>yuropoors in charge of reading

He said SOME and he's damn right. Vermont alone makes some of the best in the world.

>>7055271
>Vermont
If you translate that back into French you get "Worm Mountain".
Weird isn't it?

Because american cheese is complete shit and csn barely be classified as cheese

>>7055470
I thought it was green mountain?