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Thanks Martha.

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Thanks Martha.
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>no honey
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>>7051414
Holy shit, she has the worst recipes. I tried her mint jelly once and the shit sucked. I honestly think her staff just uses a random ingredient and measurement generator.
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i would fuck martha stewart
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But how do I toast the bread?
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But how do I cottage the cheese?
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>>7052645
you buy pretoasted bread dumbass
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I tried this and burnt the bread and the cottage cheese ended up on the floor.
fuck my life
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>>7052638
is she still in prison?

i bet she could use a good dickin'
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>>7051414
>1/4 cup of cottage cheese

But what size cup do I use? I have my big souvenir cup I got from Burger King, and I have a smaller glass cup I drink whiskey from.
These directions aren't very user friendly.
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>>7052693
american measurements are stupid as hell
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But how do I salt the pepper?
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>>7052695

Only if you're stupid
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>>7052804
no, they're stupid and so are you
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>>7052831

Nah you're the stupid one here
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>>7052946
says the cretin who would actually use "cup" and "foot" and "stick" as measurements
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