Thanks Martha.

>no honey

>>7051414
Holy shit, she has the worst recipes. I tried her mint jelly once and the shit sucked. I honestly think her staff just uses a random ingredient and measurement generator.

i would fuck martha stewart

But how do I toast the bread?

But how do I cottage the cheese?

>>7052645
you buy pretoasted bread dumbass

I tried this and burnt the bread and the cottage cheese ended up on the floor.
fuck my life

>>7052638
is she still in prison?

i bet she could use a good dickin'

>>7051414
>1/4 cup of cottage cheese

But what size cup do I use? I have my big souvenir cup I got from Burger King, and I have a smaller glass cup I drink whiskey from.
These directions aren't very user friendly.

>>7052693
american measurements are stupid as hell

But how do I salt the pepper?

>>7052695

Only if you're stupid

>>7052804
no, they're stupid and so are you

>>7052831

Nah you're the stupid one here

>>7052946
says the cretin who would actually use "cup" and "foot" and "stick" as measurements