Stuck with a can of this stuff I can't open. I bought several

>>7045165
Try the knife again but this time coat your hands in vegetable oil.

I hear tales of a handheld machine called a "can opener"

Perhaps such a device could open a can?

>>7045165

Take the knife and stab the lid until the blade is inside.

Now move back and forth until the lid is shredded off

>>7045190
And then enjoy your poorfag food with metal shavings and shitty 'meatballs'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFIdYcClrs

I gave up on it and just had a cheese sandwich.

>>7045177
never used one growing up, we always got those pull tab cans. It's 2015, no real reason to get one anymore, it's like who even uses a toaster now that we have microwaves.

>>7045233
>never used one growing up, we always got those pull tab cans. It's 2015, no real reason to get one anymore, it's like who even uses a toaster now that we have microwaves.

I hope to Christ that you're just trolling

>>7045236
Probably is. Wouldn't surprise me though. I worked in a pizza kitchen one time, when we had to open a can of olives (one of those big industrial size cans) we had to go to the restaurant next door and have them open it, as after a incident with a hand being sliced open all kitchen knives/can openers/box openers/etc. were banned from the premises.

>>7045270
And that's why I carry my swiss knife everywhere. Can't count the times I used at a friend's home or in a lab etc.

>>7045270
That sounds retarded, how did you guys slice the onions and bell peppers?

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>>7045330
Nobody takes anime posters seriously...

>>7045307
You need a P-38

>>7045332
I was about to write that too, but was thinking p-51

>>7045331
its literally 4chan header.

>>7045361
Point being?

>>7045332
>>7045337
Eh, my knife also works as a screwdriver and bottle opener, among other things, and it isn't much larger.

Dang OP get some muscle, my girly arms can easily open a can with a knife.

>>7045331
but he's 100% right

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>>7045361
Nobody takes 4chan seriously...

It's actually easier to open a can with a file or even a rock than it is with a knife. The top of the can is just crimped, and it's very thin. There's even a technique with a spoon, but it takes awhile.

Jesus christ, just buy a fucking can opener. They cost like $2.

No even marginally well equipped kitchen should be without a can opener. Have some common sense for a change.