why are buff asian cosplayers so rare?

because buff asians are rare

duh

>>9525384
Because buff asains usually aren't huge nerds that cosplay. Most seem to be super normie, for lack of a better term.

if they're like me they don't eat fucktons of food in order to get those gainz
i'm a skinny fat bastard who can still somehow lift a few plates

I wish buff male cosplayers were common everywhere and openly gay af

being buff is gay in japan

>>9525493
why is /cgl/ obsessed with males being gay

>>9525561
fujoshits

Asians have naturally lower testosterone levels, and they are generally shorter than other races. Neither aspect is conducive to becoming "buff"

>>9525561
some people are homosexuals janet.

>>9525588
I think on /cgl/ fujos are more likely than gay males. This isn't /k/.

All buff asians are breakdancers or martial artists, not cosplayers

Otherwise most asians are normies who work/study too hard to care

>>9525416
/thread

>>9525384
why would an alien be asian lol all aliens should be american

It's surprising since weebs all have a fetish for asians and cons are full of weebs

>>9525384
I read once, that getting buff as a man, just for looking good, is seen as homosexuel behaviour in japan

>>9525504
>>9526549
but conventions aren't usually in japan...

>>9526558
wait, they aren't?

>>9525384
Because asian men are weak, why do you think asian women go for white men?

>>9526588
Because they blinded by yo pasty ass and not in a good way

>>9526570
>mfw this is considered buff

>>9526570
Sexy kakashi from fanime?

>>9525572
Short people are mechanically better at weightlifting and Asians do well in particular weight categories as a result

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>tfw too /fit/ (Autistic) to talk to girls at conventions

>>9527638
Talk to girls (male) anon, they'll be far more appreciative of your gains as well. They /do/ know how hard it is, contrary to those chicks who just think it's a one day a week thing.

Also your calves are looking small bro, and what's with your ankles?
>>9526570
>buff
>>>>>>buff
If this is a buff cosplay I need to stop LARPing.

>>9526558
yes they are? wtf?

>>9525384
That's like saying why are black cosplayers cosplaying white characters and why white cosplayers think theyre asian? Racist.

>>9525384
Or maybe theyre fat disgusting perv photographers like hero hottie marvin cruz

>>9526059
Basically this or play b-ball.

Can you imagine how many thirsty weebs there'd be at conventions if buff asian were common?

>>9526570
This is my favourite male body type.
I don't like super buff guys and never have.
I prefer an inbetween because the look is unattractive to me.

>>9526570
Holy shinobi...anyone have more pics of this guy plz?

>>9528819
Not many, thirsty weebs prefer feminine-looking guys just like in muh yaoiz.

>>9526549
people have always thought that dudes wanting to make their body look good/strong is narcissistic and gay

literal sour grapes and one of the silliest memes of all time

>>9526601
standards are low here

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>>9528821
It's called "otter mode"

Good luck, because the guys who aim for it either looking for a cheap lay or just lift once a week to impress their frat brothers.

>my opinion
Being large in general is good. Pic was 5'9" and still looks larger than Schwarzenegger, far more likely to cuddle too

>tfw know an asian who looks like this but I don't think he's into white weebs

>>9525416
this. it's hard to get gains.

t- skinny asian

>>9537161
SS+GOMAD

>>9537168
Why are you talking about boats? Is this a rowing joke?

>>9537168
>SS+GOMAD
bro i'm full with one glass
>gallon

>>9537178
>>9537173
Starting Strength, it's a fitness routine. Go out and get your gains m8

What are your thoughts on Drefan? He's an Asian cosplayer (from Singapore if I remember well) and he's like SUPER buff.

Because getting that ripped requires either years of intense as fuck work or roids, or more often both

Women have zero idea how hard it is to look like that

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>>9525384
>Being Asian male that is fairly buff but fat
>5'5
>The ultimate real life hard mode
Because Asian food are to good

>>9538265
>buff but fat
so like fat?

>>9538406
I think he means that he's always bulking.

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>>9525416
he's right you know

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>>9538406
P-please no bully

>>9538434
The infinite bulk, the ultimate limbo

>>9538265
>>9540264
Just embrace the bulk

Don't stop until you have a 2k total

yaoi body > hardgay muscle body

>tfw /fit/ asian but don't know any /cgl/ girls

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Yfw you like > builtfat>glasses wearing >and Asian
life is suffering

>>9525416
>because buff asians are rare
not in australia

>>9543470
i was gonna say. Asians are all buff in Melbourne

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>>9543882
>ywn meet a buff asian with an australian accent

>watch k-pop and k-drama
>not enough buff oppas
>watch japanese wrestling
>clit becoming desensitized from furious diddling

Where can I find buff oppas irl?

>>9525590
bump

Question. Do any of you try to touch buff cosplayers when you get the chance? Be honest.

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bulky/buff is unaesthetic af

gotta maintain the thinspo/lean bod

>>9549679
Where can I find buff oppas irl?

go to Melbourne, Australia

>>9549719
>fat neckbeard touching cosplayer with grubby fingers
>3 paragraph Facebook rant about disrespect to cosplayers
>neckbeard is doxxed and arrested

>autistic seagull swolests male cosplayer
>brags about it on 4chin

>>9551249
>>9549719
It's okay as long as she's hot

>>9551270
>she's not actually hot, but if you say otherwise it's because you have a vendetta.

>>9538023
It's not that hard with roids desu

>>9549848
You're not lean, you're a stick.

How do I get rid of back acne?

>>9526570
>buff
i didnt know kakashi was a calvin klein model

>>9525384
buff dudes are almost as rare as non-obese women

>>9525384
Because Asians are born with INT stats, so most of them focus on an INT build rather than a STR build.

>>9553960
It's a racial trait bonus. An optimal build maxes all points into INT and a few in CHA so we can earn high exam scores.

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>>9553995
>not putting it into DEX for cheating purposes

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>>9553950
You aren't looking the right places kek

>>9549679
>>9525416
Go to literally any powerlifting gym

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>that weeb that doesn't have a buff asian bf

ripped asian guys are getting way too much pussy to play dress up.

what's a fujo?

>>9554020
Fujoshi are women who like watching (or imagining) men doing gay things.

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>>9554020
n-no we're not

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>>9554214
how can I trust you when your wojak is wrong.

>>9554227
eyyyy

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>>9525384
>>9526570
>>9549848
>>9554006
>tfw mixed Asian and really want a body like one of these
I hate looking at myself in the mirror, I really do.

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>tfw asian
>tfw all of my friends are tall, buff asians
>tfw fat asian
>tfw get called rare
>tfw get called panda

brb gonna work out

>>9556495
>buff asians
lmao
>tall asians
LMAO

>>9557000
>asians
>short

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/05/incredible-graveyard-5000-year-old-giants-found-china/

>>9557009
>height would certainly exceed 1.9 meters
>average chad size asian is considered an "asian giant".
L
M
A
O

>>9557013
Fuck off, 5'11" is tall.

Part of me wants this to degrade into a /fit/ style "CBT R8 my gains" thread

>tfw not buff enough for a /cgl/ gf

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>>9554733
Heh.

>>9557279
>tfw not feminine enough for a /cgl/ bf

>>9557279
;____;

>>9557570
you are fugged

>>9557179
We're not here to whore ourselves so you can shlick your clit.

>>9560709
Speak for yourself

>>9561028
I don't see you posting pics, so you're not exactly speaking for yourself either.

Until you post pics, you're agreeing with me that we're not here to whore ourselves out.

>>9561081
I've barely broken DYEL, I can't whore myself just yet.

>>9554733
do steroids
that's how most asians get buff senpai

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>tfw you will never have a back like this

>>9562385

A few push-ups a couple times a week, should be attainable in 2 months or so

>>9562416
>implying

You're going to need to row a few times around a lake too. You can get a nice boat for about $200 if you're frugal.

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>>9532280
>looks larger than Schwazenegger

>>175
>>average equipment
>>average measurements
>>for the life of me cannot into gains.

I've given up and cutting for abs instead.

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>>9554733
>mixed asian
lel your father is a white beta cuck right?

>>9554013
Shut the fuck up, bitch, do you know how hard it is to find a buff oppa that likes tall white girls?

>>9578453
pls be in melbourne

>>9553995
>>male asians with any points in cha
>>9554020
>>asians getting any pussy
my tinder says no
the fuck elseworld am I in?

>>9554227
kek

>>9554733
negro just go to the gym for like a year consistantly, eat enough food and protein and don't buy into the /fit/ memes like SS

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>>9537075
this

if i find a qt asian at a con, that's great. but who says they'll be into a 5'4, 115lb white girl.... i feel like they think any white girl just wants an asian bf because lol weeaboo

i hate to say it, but i used to not be into asians at all and then i caught yellow fever because of joji, aka Filthy Frank (the humor is a huge turn on too)

pic related, see my dilemma..

>>9525384
because everyone in asian aspires to be extremely skinny, and most of the time in order to gain that kind of muscle, you have to bulk first.

bulking usually makes a person look chubby (because that's what it is) before they turn it into muscle, so most people are discouraged from going through with it because of the extreme pinching and poking people, even strangers, do to you when they notice you've gained weight over there.

they want to fit in, not stand out, basically.

>>9581618
Here's an advice. Biggest turn off are girls who talk to much. Good luck getting your asian bf.

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>>9583376
>here's an advice

anon if you're trying to say i talk too much, i don't think i did in that post, but thanks?

the whole point of this thread is discussion

>>9583387
what country has the most amount of girls into ripped asian guys

There are quite a bit of buff Asian dudes. They just have very little to 0 interest in going to cons. I'm Korean and most of my brother's friend group is all Asians and most of them are also hella buff and tall. They pretty much live at the gym and have super strict diets. My brother can't even post pics if we go out to eat because his friends will give him shit for cheating on his exercise regimen.

Asians who are super serious about working out are generally the super fratbro-y types with a casual interest in anime. That's why you don't see buff Asians at cons or cosplaying serioisly/regularly. My brother and his 1 weeb buff friend go to a con maybe once a year and even only then to party. Cosplay isn't their priority.

Why would they want a pasty weeb when they could have a nice athletic stacey?