Regretsy/other horrible handmade

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>uploaded on their shop sideways

>>9207322
that one shoe looks like it has a sparkly used condom on it.

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>>9207325
I honestly have no idea what it was intended to be??
A bowl full of sparkles? A glitter pizza?

>>9207324
I'm confused as to what the fuck this is even supposed to be.

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>>9207328
its a taco lmao

>>9207321
This really reminds me of the teeth molds they make at the orthodontist's to check how your teeth are adjusting....

>>9207328
It looks like a taco set on a flower shaped resin or plastic piece?

>>9207337
I thought this was purposely going for a vaginal look at first....

>>9207324
Is that a taco?

>>9207331
>>9207347
Oops didn't see that, I guessed right

>>9207327
...a geode, i...think?

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>>9207318
Looks like glitter putty that was left out too long

>>9207366
>glittery dickbutt

10/10

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Yours for $105

>>9207451
As someone who is currently a fashion major, I actually really love this, it gives a feeling of structure and balance, while definitely not for everyday wear, I could see this on a punk runway somewhere.

>>9207451
I like this. Someone kill me.

>>9207459
she looks like a pointy penis

>>9207464
Not really, the silhouette of the dress gives off a sort of suspension-bridge look, and the sharp angles of the shoulders in a contrasting color give it a nice, polished look.

Plus, it seems like she knows how to sew, which is more than I can say for some of these posts.

>>9207459
I'm not denying it's an interesting garment and someones cup of tea, it's here because it was listed as 'lolita fashion'

>>9207472
Oh. Oh okay that makes more sense. That aint lolita. Maybe architect-kei or smth.

>>9207482
>architect-kei
kek

>>9207470
>you know what shape I want to be today?
>SUSPENSION BRIDGE.

>>9207484

Lol reminds me of the building fetish person on cosplay.com

>>9207336
Upside down pussy earrings
>>9207337
Right side up pussy earrings

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>>9207451
>>9207470
>>9207484

Seriously reminds me of Kelly Dempsey from the last season of PR where is really was based off of a suspension bridge.

>>9207329
>>9207452
These two aren't half bad, just lacking in execution.

>>9207430
I'd wear a "sorry Mana" badge.

>>9207485
deets?

These threads always remind me of how delusional some people are when it comes to the shit they sell. Like how the hell do they think this stuff would sell!

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>>9207505
Not anon but holy shit forgot about this person. Used to post a lot on coscom about how much she loved skyscrapers and only seemed to want to cosplay this sort of stuff.

>>9207512
Probably because they have family and friends that always stuff like "Your stuff is so good! You should sell it!" and so on. Even if their stuff is crap.

>>9207519
Their deviantart is here. Some more skyscraper personification cosplay and concepts but a mix of regular larp stuff too

http://ladyamanita.deviantart.com/

http://ladyamanita.deviantart.com/

>>9207512
The thing I always wonder is if they ever sell anything?
I can see things like the Misako badge selling since it looks well-made, but then the things that are clunky blobs of clay like in the first three posts... Who buys those and encourages more of these to pop up?

>>9207430
How is this bad? I'd wear this

>>9207337
>>9207336
These are awfully... yonic looking

>>9207524
you forget kids exist, anon. the other day I met a guy, nice guy, who was super proud of his 11 year old daughter's lumpy clay pokemon and she sells them over etsy (im assuming mostly to family, friends, etc). it's like when you were a kid and would sell duct tape wallets at school for a pretty penny, except now it's online and adults can make fun of you for it. I'm not saying all of these are kids, but I'd bet my ass some of them are...

>>9207640
>yonic
I sense a brown gull

>>9207430
sorry for what?

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>>9207837
For the badge wearer's most embarrassing [not lolita] behavior, probably.

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>>9207828
Nope, white hispanic, just know what the opposite of phallic is, and the difference between vulva and vagina

>>9207842
These are just fucking jeans that have been cut and hemmed.

However, you can sell it to the Pinterest moms for "fun" ways to "spice up" your wardrobe

>>9207865
looks like some kind of fucked up roleplay outfit

>>9207874
Cowboy BDSM

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>>9207874
>>9207875

>>9207887
Why do they all have that exact hair style? Whenever I go out and run into them it's always the denim skirts and hair bump that give it away.

>>9207430
I think this is great, lol.

>>9207451
it's pretty good but fuck I'm sure I saw this shape of dress many time in fashion books

>>9207865
They're not even new jeans. They've been worn and theres stains and tears all over them.

>>9208259
No anon, that makes them ~distressed~ and ~vintage~

>>9207430
Vendetta? This is great.

>>9207482
>>9207483
>not ar-kei-tect

>>9207451
lol, link?

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here's some self regretsy

>>9208772
oh anon...

>>9208772
aw jeez

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Ok so hear me out, their work is really beautiful but they way they do hands/arms just ruins it for me!

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>>9208842
Another example

>>9208842
This is for regrettable irredemable atrocities not nitpicks

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30dollars for a faux flower on a ribbon.

>>9208772
This show hasn't been out that long, I'm glad you managed to realize the fault in your ways
also serious question why is everything the wrong color

>>9208085
It's a modern, watered down version of traditional Christian Plain Dress, basically like a step down from Mennonite dress

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>>9209046
Oops left off: the hair bump is a leftover from the hair underneath a cap or to not have a woman's hair down and loose. Now it's just become more of a fundamentalist cultural thing

>>9208842
>>9208843
Haha, holy shit. It's so weird seeing them put so much effort into everything else while the arms just look like noodly afterthoughts.

>>9207842
I like this.

>>9207333
I've only just realised it's meant to be an anime eye. Meh concept, terrible execution.

>>9209327
I didn't see that until you said that. I honestly thought it was melting elephant.

>>9209327
holy shit

>>9207430
Link tho? I'd buy the shit out of it.

>>9207455
Is that a random clothing tag in the front?

>>9209927
here you go
https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/479091521/sorry-misako-lolita-button-pin-badge

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so this is $69.56

>>9209995
I'll take 10

>>9207324
ughhhh something about the way the glitter on this ring sits makes me feel ill and itchy

>>9210050
>pastel child
come to me my son

>>9208842
I think it's really cute.

>>9209079
>>9208842
>>9208843

agreed. they're like weird octopus arms. desu it kind of ruins them for me.

>>9209987
Because nothing says Halloween like an ugly apron in front of a sunlit pool.

>>9208842
>>9208843
is that supposed to be good ?>>9208848
how much those monstruosity are sold ?

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"What a perfect cute Lolita skirt to add to a crazy cool harajuku wardrobe"

>>9210247
Forget the skirt, look at that squeezing in the corset

>>9210059
this is hilarious for some reason

>>9207324
I feel like this would make a good abstract painting or something because the way the glitter is sitting is really confusing me on what this looks like

>>9207522
This is one of the most bizarre things I've seen lately

>>9210352
She's pretty infamous from back in the day on Cosplay.com. She'd draw fanart of her buildings and even cosplay them and go visit the buildings themselves for photos.

It's like that lady on My Strange Addiction who married a carnival ride? She's in love with these buildings and has a major fetish for them.

>>9210050
>pastel child
The bag isn't even a fucking pastel color

>>9210363
>>9210352
IIRC there is someone on /diy/ called 'tile fucker' or something who is like this, but towards tiles

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I hope she posts a coord of this in CoF...I need a laugh.

>>9210495
Im really, really sick right now and reading 4chan on my tv while Im in bed and I swear I read the tags as 'blackface' 'whiteface'. Lol.

>>9210495
My god, this is such a shame. The idea is there. That ribbon on the bodice isn't even laced through eyelets, is it? Ribbon sewn on that way is so tacky...

>>9207328
its non figurative ring art

>>9210548
You on the right thread anon?

>>9209359
I thought it was a failed attempt at a tomogotchi

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$231.74

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$89.99

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Cute Harajuku Visual Kei Japan Tokyo Style Lolita Turquoise DRESS Plus Size 20 22 24 gothic

$33.99

>>9207842
sad thing is I can see this becoming a thing in the future. it just takes one "famous/popular" person to start some dumb trend like wearing seatbelt as belts.

>>9210490
Oh my goodness, tile fucker
http://imgur.com/gallery/wdgwYbo
read all of it

>>9210772
At least the fabric is nice enough... ?

>>9211163
It honestly took me a good look to figure out what this was saying. Im still unsure of the last word, rush???

>>9210021
why

>>9211169
Yes. Honestly I'd wear it on a t-shirt because of its shittiness but that's just me.

>>9211136
This is such a mess to read

>>9207437
this is depressing cause it could be really nice with a good fabric choice

>>9211136
>tile fucker
>read all of it
Just how I want to start my morning, well, aside from rereading about Rainfurrest aka Diaper Con.

>>9210775
It'd be perfect as a kawaii tent, ngl. You could fit two people in there.

>>9211136
Holy shit I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

>>9211136
>http://imgur.com/gallery/wdgwYbo
Yes thats the one! Ah o he was actually fomr /vg/, you can probably guess why i thought he was on /diy/ though haha

The folder names are the best

>>9207865
well said

>>9211238
Now I'm curious, please tell us more or link

>>9213082
Good luck making it through this, anon. Also warning for NSFW.

Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/qcPC8
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/mkBay

>>9213082
>>9213090
Also brief summary for those not traumatized yet:

>Rainfurrest 2015
A furrycon that got overrun with "babyfurs" wearing diapers in public parts of the hotel and ditching their used diapers left and right. Also was a "family friendly" con but people wearing bondage gear and other fetish stuff in public sight of the kiddies. Hotel staff was less than pleased at all the damages and the police calls and needless to say, the con wasn't welcomed back and that was the last year.

>>9213090
I remember hearing about Rainfurrest but I didn't see all these. Oh man.

>>9207333
that looks like a sparkly owl pellet

>>9207522
Tee hee I went to her gallery and found the bridge I take on my commute

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This store has a weird mix of these cute simple pressed flower cases and then.....whatever these are

>>9210063
Trypophobia?

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>>9213090
>>9213102
I knew what I was getting myself into, I was prepared, but I still decided to read this while eating breakfast.
Why did I do this to myself.

>>9211164
I feel like whomever wears this gets a lot of bukkake facials.

>>9210247
Those are the saddest breasts

Why would you do that to them

>>9214082
The breast themselves are probably fine. It's squeezing into such a small corset that makes them look horrible.

>>9207325
Condom-kei

>>9213090


Oh my god! that huge stretched out bum hole, I feel sick

>>9207447
>a fucking leaf

>>9208085
growing up, we called it the Homeschool Uniform. fundamental Christians of all types love that shit.

>>9207449
it me at like 11

>>9207451
Naw, I dig this. This is good. This hair ain't good with it, but the garment is great.

>>9207472
lol, omfg

>>9207828
Ah, yes. She know what words mean. Must be brown.

>>9208842
>>9208843

The ones on jasmine are fine. The ones on Opal are a tad weird looking. ain't nothing wrong with the feet. You're just nitpicky

>>9209995
just because it took ages to make doesn't mean it was actually worth your time.

>>9210004
I knew a stripper that would have loved this, She was a really awful person and her sense of style reflected it in an almost karmic way.

>>9210059
" Today I learned how to make tassels, but they are time consuming, so I just made one."

>>9210066
Oh right. This is that lady who makes some skirts that aren't absolute trash sometimes, could work for like a southwestern style of fashion, but she labels them all "lolita" for whatever fucking reason.

>>9214373
No one said anything about the feet.

>>9207450
Cats taking a dump?

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>>9213620
Huh... it would be kinda neat if they tried to make Migi with it.

>>9210021
??????????????????

>>9211163
ellie better be an autistic 9 year old because what the fuck is htis

>>9210477
It's for pastel goths that's why it's black

>>9207451
They need to learn to piece and sew plaid correctly. This construction is a mess. Sorry to those who like the styling concept, it's ok...it but those plaid lines and seams should match up or intersect on the fabric bias.

>>9214444
I got that vibe too! I don't think Migi was ever charcoal black though.

>>9214634
It's blue...

>>9215121
I dont think you understand pastel goth enough.

>>9213797
This is 4chan and those comments were bait. You really can't get worked up about these, it just derails the thread and you end up making a tit out of yourself because of a 3edgy5u comment a tween posted to get a reaction.
>>9214419
Holy shit, I see it now.

>>9209996
wait what the heck? I found this exact skirt at a thrift store years ago in like... the little kid's section.

>>9207519

Holy shit, she was in a etiquette group I used to be in back when I had Facebook, she's batshit insane and dresses like bridges and buildings irl everyday and gets mad if you call it a costume.

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>>9211163
gonna be honest, i love the shittiness of this.
That portrait reminds me of the faces from Hotline Miami

>>9207430
these buttons are AWESOME! XD

>>9210021
to what end

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>>9215335
It was hard to do, but I finally got my eyes to stop rolling into the back of my head long enough to post this reply.

>>9210770
I like this photo from an art standpoint tho

>>9213711
seems to be the case. i think it also reminds me of some disease under a microscope too.

>>9213090
I'm very triggered right now. I don't think I can handle all of this.

>>9211136
Thank you anon, this is the funniest shit I've read all day oh man

>>9216302
You have to be 18 to post here

>>9207366
wtf is this suposed to be?

>>9217435
Dickbut

>>9207326
what is this? a bow on a prolapsed butthole?

>>9217889
It's a seashell.

>>9217892
HAHAHAHA

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apparently this was a commission
the cluster of pearls at the top makes me uncomfortable.

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>>9210063
>>9219349
Hello, my fellow trypophobia anons. Threads like this always have the potential to make me uncomfortable due to the cluster fuck of decor on phone cases, purses, etc.

This, however, just makes me sad.

>>9207459
As someone who is a professional fashion designer/illustrator... no, it's dumb as fuck.

>>9219909
Another professional fashion designer here, hi, you have bad taste, that's all.

>>9219939
>>9219909
as a person with no fashion background the outfit just looks stupid

>>9208518
>not artect-kei

>>9219939
>>9219909
As you can see here, fashion is purely subjective.

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>>9211136
>mfw

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>>9213090
I've been on the internet since a long time and i've seen some shit but this is some fucking grade A shit

>>9209987
Porny background for a porny ita

>came for crap etsy listings
>had an incredibly joyous time instead reading about tile fucker and rainfurrest '15

life is wonderful

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>>9213090
Lost it at the two Router Rooter trucks. I'm guessing some idiots shoved shit-filled diapers down the hotel's toilets? Even the BDSM community is more civilized than this.

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>>9211136
>MAYBE I CAN BE YOUR TILE FOR TONIGHT, ONII-CHAN
Lost it. This actually didn't creep me out; I think I've been here too long.

>>9213090
This I didn't like though. I thought that gray cat kigu was really cute but almost immediately afterwards I saw a stretched out anus and that kind of put me off...

I did like this series of tweets.

>>9213090
>http://imgur.com/gallery/qcPC8
>pools closed

>>9207325
The baby safety pin and the teddy bear plus condom really send the right message here.

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This showed up on the otaku craigslist group on FB. They're supposed to be shoes for an Elsa cosplay

>>9222858
Same here. That furry debacle was glorious. I'm trying to imagine a bunch of grown adults walking around in diapers and fursuit heads and I can't stop laughing

>>9207430
i asked her to ship me one of these and she never got back to me :(

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>>9223933
jesussssssssss

>>9210010
#freebleeding

>>9225407
kek

>>9211164
>senpai noticed me
aye, and ran the fuck away from ye.

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>>9223933
They looked diseased

>>9207841
Misako looks really cracked out in this imo.
Look at her right eye.

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>>9207451
>>9214647
>>9219909
>>9219939
>>9220418

>>9210021
Wtf get back on the boxes lady

>>9226386
source of gif?