Creepin on some hot cozplay dueds thread

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Is that motherfucking Stripper Vash? God damn that was a long time ago.

Stripper Vash! Oh boy nostalgia

>>9008976
I must be getting old... I remember stripper Vash. I do miss the old days.

/r/ dantes, vergils, and MGR raiden pls no bully

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Only realized recently that Kill La Kill is one of the few series where men are scantily clad and not absolutely fabulously gay.

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>>9009260
I love running into these cinnamon rolls every Fanime

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>>9009269
Now I just need to find someone who looks like the guy who is playing the Riddler right now on Gotham, too.

>>9008976
>>9008972
damn nostalgia
I regret not paying him 1 dollar for a lap dance even tho I was 13

He probably is fat and bald now

>>9009050
Did these guys strip at Megacon around 2004-2005?

>>9009943
did they totally replace the 2 shirtless guys' torsos with models? the one on the left looks too tiny, and the one in the middle right is a completely different skin tone....

And look at the difference between the second guy on the left's forearms. His left one is tiny.

LOL I would love to see the unshooped version of this

>>9009960
They didn't replace anything. That I am sure of. If you are talking about the face being a different color, thats how bodies work. Also the lighting makes the arms look darker than the torso, especially the guy on the far left. It is shooped, I will give you that, but they didn't replace anything from the looks of it. Enhanced or enlarged muscles, yes, but no replacing.

>>9009260
nice

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>>9009260

>>9010345
Kek looks like he has autism

I want to be male eye candy for the lonely girls that go to cons.

>>9010374
these guys attract more gays than girls.

>>9009050
>>9009670
over ten years ago, I wonder what he's up to now...

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>asian manlets

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Oh the double standard of /cgl/; if this was "creepin on some hot bitchez" you'd all be screeching for deletion.
Sage for sage's sake

>>9010924

We've had fap threads for years, anon. Male and female. Sometimes even in the same thread, though most people find that confusing for their boners.

>>9010924
I'd rather have it one way than neither ways.

>>9010941
Why does it have to be such a boner confusing time? Why can't we all just admit hotties be hot and never let it get our boner down?

>>9008972
>>9008976
>Stripper Vash
Those were the days for real. I feel old now.

>>9009651
Well, he's not bald but he has put on a few lbs.

>>9009269

Never thought I would find Kouga hot.
I've been corrected.

>>9008976
>>9008972
Stripper Vash now has a hipster beard and dad bod.
Age is sneaking up on me too.

>>9012727
pics pls

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Come on you guys can do better than this

>>9012727
But he looks so happy! Got a wife and looks like he's enjoying life, so I'm happy for him

>>9009270
>Glances at Jerome cosplay in the distance
No but seriously, I never thought I'd see Gotham cosplay on here.

>>9012931
What was the point of this? There is one skinnyfat guy on the end in a shitty costume.

>>9009050
>>9009096
>>9009226
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>>9011205
Glad to know I'm not the only anon on this board who had a sexual awakening at age 13 thanks to Stripper Vash. OG weebs represent!

>>9012936
He should be doing greater things with that chin instead of doing bishie cosplays

Oh cmon, I've put in more than a few pounds <3

>>9011205
How long ago was this?

>>9010008
my body is ready

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The hottest Ezio.

>>9013079
Hot dang that is a handsome man

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The best

>>9013049
That was... 2003 ACen. That was the year we won Best in Show.

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>>9013201

trick answer: there was no best in show ACen 2003.

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Leon Chiro has been keeping my interest lately.

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>>9013286

>>9009468
>that beta ita lolita orbiter

>>9013290
>that cringy mra lingo

How many of these guys actually make their own costumes?

>>9013007
Holy shit that was definitely me. He was playing guitar outside this tiny local IL con that no longer exists. I was flustered.

What an awkward time that was.

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>>9012727
>>9012783

>>9009262
Asian loli is mirin that chocolate, lol. Can't say I blame her.

>>9013007
I actually never heard of him til now

>>9013805
wow that's a really fucking creepy thing to say

>>9013790
well at least he's not bald

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>inb4 not a guy
Hottest cosplayr I ever seen

>>9013790

>pubic beard.
>what looks like a tied back man bun.

Not a good look Zack. Get it together man...

>>9014238
he looks like a hot lesbian

>>9013217
2004 then. Regardless, 10+ years ago

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>>9014362

>>9012936
I need moaaar of this mans chin.

>>9010395
Yeah you are right cuz I remember one time I was in the dealer's hall looking at some stuff while cosplaying as a shirtless anime character, and I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was this older man apparently trying to discretely follow me around from a small distance checking out my body. It was a little creepy. Would be even more creepy if he had kept following me but eventually he went away.

>>9014241
Is this even a human? Looks like someone photoshoped an ayylmao

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>>9014830
I'm sure PS is involved, but he is human lol.

>>9010924
I came in here to say this. I am validated that the cosplayers are just as lazy as the female equivalent. I am happy this thread exists. I'll link in the next female equivalent.

>>9015572
After seeing people bitch about lazy titty out cosplays it's really nice to see a bunch of half assed buff guy cosplays. Being better looking than you are talented is an equal opportunity employer.

>>9015931
>Being better looking than you are talented

>>9009597
>>9010328
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>>9013079
>>9014532

Yeah cause there was clearly no skill involved in any of these.

>>9015941
>Cherry picking
>7/37 images are decent quality

>>9015946
37 Images in total.
7 picked for ones that show skill in addition to looks.

30 left.
3 of them are the same guy, one of which is from his wedding.

27.
3 are plain clothes/closet cosplays.

24.
4 reaction images.

20.
3 clearly store bought costumes.

17.
5 pretty shitty costumes.

12.
2 more of the same guy, so photoshopped it's more of a painting than a photo.

10.
Pic from ACen 2003.

9.
Shirtless guys with little actual costumes to show off skill.

So, 7 skilled good looking guys, vs. 9 guys going for the half naked attention.

>>9015983
More like 7-21

Closet cosplay, store bought, shirtless, shitty, and one of the 3 Stripper Vash pics (for fairness) all fall under hotter than you are talented.

And that's not even factoring in the fact that most of these dudes wouldn't be considered hot outside of cosplay/cons.

>>9015493
>those saggy old man cheeks.
I'm sorry what part of this is sexy??

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>>9014537
>doing the complete opposite of what Reno would do
Yes I am triggered. Why can't these people do the most basic of research?

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Too bad the other pic I've seen of this guy isn't as impressive.

>>9009468
>symbol on the wrong side
come the fuck on

I approve of this thread....heuheuheu

>tfw I'll never be in these threads

>>9015493
omg this is perfection

>>9019046
I'm sorry, but what about this is hot?
The fact it looks like a little boy or the fact you can barely see their face, leaving only their shitty cosplay?

I'm laughing bc like some of these boys are cute but some are like fucking dead eyed white boys w no lips

>>9019626
protip: it's someone who thinks they can cross and they can't.

>>9019626
Just ignore the obvious self posts. Calling them out will only either make them feel really shitty about themselves, or make them double down, insisting they are not self posting, and go on about how much hotter they are the the other guys in the thread.

>>9018171
I'm laughing because the only thing that is spot on is his muscular man-fingers and I want them inside me.

>>9018176
fuck me

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Nobody gonna talk about that one ridiculously pretty hiccup? Liui is a fucking prince I'm honestly not sure how he's real.

>>9020166
photoshop

>>9020169
Wasn't it confirmed not shooped? Or like minimal touch up shoop?

>>9020169
Because to tell you the truth if that's all shoop that is some very very skilled photoshopping

>>9020166
>>9020169
Ehh If I were the one photoshopping this, I'd probably include covering up the remnants of facial hair on the lip and chin, like it looks covered with makeup but you can still kinda see it. I've seen some other pics of this dude tho, so shopped or not can confirm he's a very pretty dude

>>9019626
This was a self post by me. I mean, damn, a lot of people that I look 16 even when not in cosplay, but the way you put it is just disturbing and creepy.

[spoiler]I was just hoping someone would call me cute ;_;[/spoiler]

>>9019735
It's not a cross, otherwise it'd go in the thread for that.

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>>9020162

>>9020189
The facial hair is there on purpose. Hiccup has some light fluff in HTTYD2.

>>9020162
nice shop
>>9020379
nice selfpost

>>9020166
go to bed Liui

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Certain angles of this guy's face make me want to punch him. Others....

>>9020844
>>9020926
Not liui, I'm too gangly and pasty for that shit lmao, I'd be more suited for ruffnut with my traits(I actually do have him in the works). And if I had shopped this it'd look awful, I don't photoshop I leave that to people who know how. If he is shopped it's a pretty clean shoop then.

>>9020829
Ohhh I don't think I even noticed that when watching the movie. I'll take your word for it anon

>>9009262
SAME. They are honestly so cute in a weird super hot way.

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Does anyone know why this guy got a divorce or should we just mind our own business? >_>

>>9022572
Who is that

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thread lacks hot guys, what are you doing

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Ending my dump with the best Patrick. (Yes, it's cosplay.)

>>9010924
Oh my god please go fucking cry on red pill you fucking infant

>>9025133
Dayum! I'd let him drop a chainsaw on me any day.

>>9025972
>TRIGGERED

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>>9026753
>I'd let him drop a chainsaw on me any day.

>>9025133
welp, guess i'm masturbating to the opening of american psycho again tonight

>>9031238
he is scary, how can you get off on that?

>>9025101
what is this bitch even cosplaying?

>>9025124
I kek'd

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>>9031371
Nathan Drake.
He also has normal version of it. Pic related.

If Jnig can make a "boudoir death knight", I see no reason why a male could not please the ladies in the same way.

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>>9031589
hell yes, a good cosplay of my husbando

>>9025110
Turns out it was a katana in his pants.

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My fav Alucardo-sama.

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>>9031635
He also cosplayed my husbando Sephiroth.

>uploaded in 2009
God, I feel so old. I remember myself drooling over this back then. I still do.

>>9031589
Oh okay I can see it now that he has on a shirt. Handsome boy tho