What's the proper procedure for beached whales?
>>5418
Imagine being that helpless. That can't be worth pizza for lunch.
>>5419
That's what I was thinking. That would be a serious eye-opener, when I realized I was too fucking fat to even move my body correctly. Pretty sure she would've just died if she was alone...
>>5420
>>5419
>a size-challenged woman discovers a way to keep a glistening, wet, toned shirtless man in soaked, loose gym-shorts hovering and pawing over her for 10 minutes in public on a beach as her swimsuit keeps slipping off
guiz... seriously.... you guiz
>>5418
That surf is tossing 300lbs of woman flesh around like it's nothing.
the fucking power of nature right there.
>>5421
Please, I don't need that image in my nightmares.
>>5420
no she'll just say that the patriarchy supports global warming to melt icecaps and make waves bigger in order to make fat women more helpless at the beach