Overwatch Thread

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If you're able, don't forget to make your dad feel appreciated today.

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Happy first day of summer!

>>2919652

Oh fug, that's cute

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>>2922471
He earned his mug, y'know.

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>>2922776
Also, for some reason that newspaper he’s reading stuck with me. What must daily headlines in this world look like? I got to thinking about that at work today and brainstormed some dumb ones up just for fun.

>Fifteenth Month into Rebuilding of Overwatch Reveals New Signs of Progress: Drapes Chosen to Match Commissary Tablecloth. Elsewhere, Death Toll for Second Omnic Crisis Escalates
>Notorious Assassin Widowmaker Sighted Laughing and Performing Obscene Gesture at Box of Orphaned, Terminally Ill Kittens
>Unidentified Japanese Man Streaks Through Crowded Marketplace; Overheard Yelling “Fuck You, I’m a Dragon!”
>Former Overwatch Captain Ana Amari on Trial for Dangling Daughter Off Hotel Balcony
>Lena Oxton Publicly Comes Out as Gay. Counsellors Worldwide Report Unprecedented Surge in Number of Appointments Made by Male Clients
>Bearded Swede Yells at Own Toaster After Mistaking it for Omnic Worker
>Former Patients Call Dr. Angela Ziegler’s Credentials into Question. “She Pointed This Glowing Stick at Me and Said ‘Walk It Off.’”
>Man in Cowboy Hat Refuses to Let 1800s End
>Australian Man Admitted to Hospital After Putting Live Firework Down His Pants. “It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time.”
>Lúcio Arrested While on Tour in New Orleans for Possessing Blood Alcohol Content Below Acceptable Local Threshold
>Prime Meridian Discovered to Be Off by 3cm. Indian Businesswoman: “I Don’t Know What to Believe Anymore.”
>Armored, Hammer-Wielding Madman Assaults Wind Farm While Yelling About Giants
>Talking Gorilla Tired of Harambe Jokes. “I Guess We All Just Look the Same to You.”
>Tekharta Zenyatta Bares it All: 10 Mind-Blowing Positions That Will Help You Achieve Tranquility
>Millions of Dollars in R&D Vanish from Tech Mogul Summit. “Wasn’t Me, Mang!” Says Lone, Sweating Witness.
>Staff Note Mysterious Shortage of Morphine and Fruit Cups Following Australian Man’s Release from Hospital

Happy Weekend.

>>2924281
Am I not getting the joke? Because if the joke is just pie rhyming with die then that is one shit comic.

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>>2924453

Kindly get a sense of humor.

>>2924492
I'm not the one laughing at lol so random jokes

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>>2924547

Word play is not random humor. Stop trolling in /c/.

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Children, behave.

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>>2925238

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>>2924617
We'll just find a more enabling mother.

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>>2925297
I really like the idea that Tracer has an artistic side.

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Comic: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63587374

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>>2926480

2/10

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>>2926481

3/10

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>>2926483

4/10

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>>2926487

5/10

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>>2926490

6/10

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>>2926491

7/10

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>>2926494

8/10

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>>2926498

9/10

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>>2926500

End

>>2926501

Thank you anon. The Talon skin is ny favorite of Widow's.

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>>2926480
Thanks, but eh. I can't be unbiased because I've never liked this ship and have gotten fed up with it.

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>>2926891
I don't think there's any gay ship I'm tired of desu.

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>>2927245
I just don't like it because I think it's stupid and a little insulting. But I'll gladly post ones I do like, especially since today's the last day of LGBT pride month.

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Happy Gay Month to all, and to all a good night.

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Since there's an Overwatch panel at Anime Expo this year, does that mean we're now indisputably /c/-related?

>>2927550
I need something like this as a qt spray in the game.

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>>2927911
I have a fantasy of Emily one day being playable, and she and Tracer each having a unique spray of the other; line them up just right, and they look like they're hugging. It'll never happen, but I can dream, right?

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>>2928247
Adorable pairing sprays aren't a crazy dream atleast, Roadhug and Junk's motorcycle spray go together IIRC. Not sure how Emily's gameplay would be though, cheerleading with a modest cooldown along with a cute scarf-dance ult. She doesn't look like the type to have gun experience.

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>>2927850
We are indisputably kawaii

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>>2928264
Well, we don't really know much about her, and we haven''t seen her do anything that Tracer wasn't also doing; sipping hot cocoa doesn't stop her from being an acrobatic gunfighter and pilot with DIO powers. Em could be a kickboxing pyromancer for all we know. Not saying she is or that I even want her to be, but if Blizzard wanted to go that route, they've set no precedent that says she /can't/.

But she's probably just a muggle, which I would honestly prefer. But I do hope we eventually learn more about her than just "likes scarves."

>>2928491
UGUU

>>2924557
Freckles and short brown hair are my favourite things.

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>>2929354
*hums John Coltrane*

Also, Happy Treason Day, ya filthy yanks.

Nah, just kidding; I hope everyone's enjoying their holiday if observing. Take care with your fireworks, and remember to be a Pharah, not a Junkrat.

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>>2924617

I think we're alone now...

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>>2929541
Rude!

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>>2929566
"There's always two of me just a-hanging around."

Wait...

>>2929645
Maybe, but is it WRONG? I'll let you lecture me on explosives safety when you can show me all the fingers and toes you were born with. And yes, they have to be attached to you.

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>>2929801
For God's sake, Angela, this isn't Cancun. You have a medical license, show some self-restraint.

>>2930258

Is Ariana Grande a /c/ approved pop star?

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>>2929803
>>2929804
I've read that gingers metabolize certain substances differently from non-gingers. For example, they need a lot of anesthesia to be sedated, and alcohol allegedly works similarly. I like to imagine Em singlehandedly wiped out an open bar.

>>2930537
I didn't realize we had a screening process. Or is that just for anyone unaffiliated with Im@s or Love Live?

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>>2930537
She has a little cat character in some Final fantasy app IIRC, that's pretty kawaii.

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Why trial Doomfist when we can post our gals.

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>>2931490
I love mercy!!!

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>>2931500
We know, Pharah.

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>>2931050

She is in a Final Fantasy game! And she is cute! Take this Widownaker as your reward!

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>>2931955
Lenas are made to be loved; please do not mistreat them.

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>>2932110
[X] Project barrier on the cheeky Brit.

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>>2932706
I'd let Zarya be my bubble buddy any day!

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>>2932706
>>2933085

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>>2933931
I never cared for her devil skins but the voice lines are so delightful.

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I do wish they'd move the lootbox rewards to QP already, there always is an increase of anger and nastiness in MH/CTF when the reset hits.
I don't think it still needs the loot incentives to stay nice and populated but what do I know, not got the figures like the dev team.

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>>2934330
Her devil skin certainly seems to care for her, ifyanowutimeen.

>>2934383
I agree, but with the amount of dough they're raking in on loot box sales, I don't see the order of the day changing any time soon.

What I want is an exchange system: something that allows you to swap a skin/emote/etc you already have for either a palette swap or another of equal value. For example, I've got Tracer's Summer Games runner skin, which I like but I'd still trade it for the Union Jack one in a heartbeat. But that would probably break a lot of the incentive for people to keep grinding/paying for boxes, so I doubt it'll happen.

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>>2934507
Which reminds me. The folks who make the nendos recently came out with one of Mercy and a Tracer figma.

Preorders for Tracer run about 70 USD with shipping (at least to the US) and are available until the 27th. So, if needed, you’ve got about two weeks to wrangle the cash together if you’re interested.

Likewise, preorders for Mercy are available until the 24th of August and come out to roughly 43 USD.

http://special.goodsmile.info/overwatch/#figmatracer
http://special.goodsmile.info/overwatch/#mercy

Still got my fingers crossed for Pharah and Reinhardt.

>>2934747
Orisa is cute! I have so little art of her, such a good girl deserves more.

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>>2934749
Most fun mother/daughter pairing in the game. The fun part is figuring out which is which.

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>>2934513
Ahh I really adore nendos. Think they've done a good job with her too, I'll have Mercy pocket heal my Scathach when they arrive.

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Now that Doomfist is confirmed on the loose and has his gauntlet back, I think it needs to be addressed that the good guys officially no longer have anything tangible they can claim as a win (unless you count a few inconsequential incidents out in the boonies, or Winston pushing a button, and even that is over a year old). That ordeal in the museum is pretty much all they had outside of flashbacks, and not only is it nearly three years old, it's now been rendered moot.

This is getting absurd. I don't think I've ever seen a piece of media so colorful and hopeful in its tone and presentation be so averse to having its heroes succeed. I thought this story was supposed to be uplifting and all about the power of heroism. Whatever happened to that? Sure, setbacks are to be expected in any story, but if you just keep piling them on without anything substantial to alleviate them, it gets real hard to keep caring. My hype has been running on fumes, hope and a prayer for about a year now.

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>>2936319
Poor Len-Len just can't catch a break, can she?

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>>2936847
One day, everything's going to be great. One day...

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...but that doesn't mean we can't make our own happiness in the meantime.

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Going out of town for a couple days tonight. If I can't get the WiFi to cooperate where I'm going, please carry a torch in my stead. Take care, /c/.

>>2937674

Why are sundresses so perfect?

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Magical Girl Mei!

>>2918944
With that thumbnail I thought she had a GIANT head and upper torso and a really small everything else

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Widowmaker is best girl

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After a five hour drive and a ten hour nap, I'm back, homies! Thanks for keeping an eye on the place while I was away.

>>2938119
I think the real question you need to ask is "why is Pharah so perfect?"

>>2939215
What kind of narcissist decorates her room with an autographed poster of herself?

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>>2939913

I may not share your opinion, but I respect your right to have it.

>>2939215
Inb4 Sombra has her swatted

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>>2940703
Why can't we all just be friends?

>>2939584
kek

why are so many of these files deleted?

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>>2941214
Everything looks fine on my end, but I've seen what you're describing in other threads before. Perhaps it's a problem with your connection/ISP? I'm not a tech guy, so I can't really diagnose anything. But I can post pictures you may like if you have a request once I get back from work.

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>>2938831
aww shit thats really good

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>>2934513
I'd like to issue a friendly reminder for anyone interested in Tracer's figma that the window for preorders closes in 24 hours.

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>>2942338

Griefing is not cute, anon.

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>>2942448
Can be.

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One more week until you are playing competitive with instant-locking fisters

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>>2943401
Joke's on you, I don't play competitive!

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B/c this thread needs more Sombra love

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>tfw played Overwatch today
>tfw was terrible at Overwatch no matter who I played before
>tfw as Mercy I got two cards today

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>>2944780
She's interesting like that.

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IT'S OVER!

IT BEGINS AGAIN

New Thread: >>2944887