big or small, all drill hairs are welcome
previous one had some weird thread name and i guess mods didn't like me fooling around as wrestling announcers
>>2889966
so Jim and Mike have been fired (temporarily)
>>2889967
But I will have my day /c/! Mark my words! (and post dem drills!)
>>2889970
- We will be back some day!
- That's right, Mike!
this is enough for a start, right? the rules haven't changed since i last looked i dont think
>>2889975
Plenty.
- MAID!
- Calm down Mike, calm down. We're not allowed back yet.
- B-but cat maid, Jim! Cat maid!
- I know, Mike, I know.
Wahahaha
desu
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(alright, channel my inner Attenborough)
Ahem, the rare single drill, spotted here, prowling the headspace of a scantily clad lass. Taking the light purple-ish hue, perfect for, um, camouflage in the, uhh...
*turns to camera*
Anyway, the symbiotic nature of the single drill and lass often results in a dominant personality, high aspirations and the common accelerated maturation. Truly, though rare, they avoid becoming listed as endangered for these exact qualities.
Indeed.
Undubetably.
Err... quite spiffy!
(where's Jim? he does a better British accent)
>>2892431
Mike, you yobbo, you're like the bastard child of Steve Irwin and Bear Grylls there.
This is how it's done
*Akhem*
If you observe drills objectively long enough, one is driven to the conclusion that their main purpose in life is to pass on their genes on to... wait. That doesn't work here.
>>2892431
>>2892773
You guys are AWESOME. Thank you for reviving drill hair thread!
I recently discovered a new drill hair girl to adore!
Yurika from Aikatsu is a cutie!
>>2894029
sorry, that one isn't really drill hair.
- HOLY SMOKES! Where'd that axe come from?
- I believe it's called hammerspace, Mike.
- But... it's an axe, Jim.
- It's just a trope, Mike, let it go.
- But she's holding it.
- No, Mike, please stop. It's just a figure of speech.
- ... Are you drunk, Jim?
- Isn't this a bit too literal, Mike?
- Is it weird that I'm still highly attracted to these drills, Jim?
- Not at all, Mike, not at all.
- Mike, I don't think there's much demand for dr
- DON'T SAY IT!
- I love them too, but it is kind of a niche
- No! And I am not in denial! You're the one who's crazy, Jim!
- Calm down, I'm not proposing we sto
- DRILLS HAVE PIERCED MY HEART AND MESMERIZED MY DREAMS!
>>2889965
drills, and no Teto?
(Jim thinks he's so good at nature descriptions, eh? I'll show him!)
Right, here we go.
*whispering* Here we can observe the natural dominant drill gene beginning it's absorption of an unsuspecting host body. See how the host is slightly confused but not alarmed - this is a clever trick by the drills: the swirly essence overpowers the victim's fight or flight instincts.
However, we must remain quiet, or else the drills will sense danger and run off to a more secure place to finish the process.
Soon, this new drill hair will join the flock and spread her hair power to more potential host bodies, making the world a more beautiful place.
>>2901534
>*continues being dumb*
>(is this self aware meta commentary or ironic meta commentary? or am I just trying to annoy everyone by not using green text properly? this is really getting out of hand)
Shhush, while the pre-drill stage is easily frightened, the second evolution is dangerous and, while the idea seems curious, i dont want to be turned into a anime drill hair girl, the wrestling announcer career will be closed off for good then.
Where was I? Ah, right, the succubus / devil form drill hair is quite a sample, it is nothing compared to the omega evolution that is mecha drill as seen here >>2897405
when a drill is too big?
>>2903623
- NEVER! - NEVER!
- Literally impossible, son.
- That's right, Mike.
>>2903623
When is a drill is too kawaii?
Answer is also, NEVER!
is this too much drill?
>>2903950
Impossible to do! No drill too big, no drill too small!
can you state the reasons why you love drills so much?
>>2904131
currently there are 68 clear and wonderful reasons
Drills are the power of the heavens, excellence of elegance, they are like no other hair - drills are just so special
I love drills so much.
>>2905888
check'd
>>2904131
1 - The way the light dances around each coiled tendril is like a tiny gift from the heavens
2 - the way they bounce with each movement is like a reflection of how even the smallest things in life can bring us great joy!
3 - they come in all sizes and, big or small, they are glorious - much like a good bosom.
continue. I'm enjoying this.
*gasp*
Nurse drills!
...
I ugh... *gulp* think I need to lay down for a bit
yeah... that'd be nice. To lay down and dream a little dream
these are so adorable
1/3
2/3
3/3
there are others but those dont have drills
Ah, drills - dig straight through my heart!
Do you prefer many small drills or just a few big ones?
- I wanna be wrapped up in a big, soft, curly, silky-smooth full-body drill.
- Like a cocoon, Jim?
- Yes, Mike. But with a breathing hole.
- Well, as for me, I'd like to be caressed by lots of tiny, long and bouncy drills.
- ...
- ...
- Mike?
- Yes?
- Are you sure we belong on this board?
- Honestly, Jim, I don't know.