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One month to go.. till the world as we know it ends.
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Marseille a cute.
Marseille a rude.
Ah well, I never drink before night really.
That's a bit excessive don't ya think? I mean I certainly don't mind drinking with fellow witchers, but it's not like I can move around at whims.
It's a shame, I only have one drinking buddy that I meet like 4-6 times a year.
Better than my zero. Well, visiting my place is always welcome to anyone from here no matter for how long.
I forgot that this had a first page before I looked at the filename.
But Erica is my wife.
You finally figured me out.
J-Just being curious!
I'm simply not, after all these observations.
Tactical Nao doubletaps your heart.
Uh, I'm not trying to be pushy or anything but I'm visiting Munich, Frankfurt, Cologne, Hamburg and Berlin this month and if you'd like to, we could meet up.
I'm the Swiss anon by the way.
I'm actually from Bavaria, I live near Nuernberg.
How come people on /a/ get so mad at the mention of this show? :s
One guy acted like I stole his onahole...
I wanna go to Stuttgart.
You're welcome to join.
Emojis don't really madden me, they're just certainly not part of the board etiquette save for '';_;''.
It tells a lot about the person usually. The question was about other anons anyways.
Look I don't want to shit up the thread so all I'll say is the information is assumed, not learned. People are too complex to profess to know them over an emote.
I just wish /a/ was less hostile. Can't think of a board worse than them
I'm more of a Mercedes guy. Erica would totally drive a Mercedes.
What I meant that people who use emojis clearly haven't browsed this site for long not to mention posting, making them newfags, that or they're just going for the troll approach.
This whole site is pretty 'hostile' on the more active boards, where do you think we are? Still, /a/ is a mere shadow of its former self, that you're spot on about as well being shitty place.
I wish I could get the Mercedes 560 AMG myself..
Nah, no way Jose. Erica is totes more Porsche than MB, since only Porsche can deliver that high speed, top performance and elegant sporty classic timeless design so well off that suits her perfectly.
Mercedes is more for Minna and VW/Audi for Trudie.
Well, I can see that happening however,
>The Beetle isn't black.
Oh come on now.
Also I feel like Ursula would drive some really hipsterish prototype concept car powered by jets and electricity instead of the more mainstream ones. Maybe one for work, one for leisure.
Oh yeah, they actually had cars running on wood during WW2 in Germany.
Nah, Mercedes is utmost in luxury and innovation. They practically invented the automobile. Only the best for the best witch. Erica would value comfort over performance for something like recreational driving.
Erica drives quite a bit in the anime, actually. Maybe the most of anyone, possibly other than Shirley. It's Trude that doesn't drive, for uh, reasons.
Here's an opportunity to post this image that exists for some reason.
They have quite an interesting choice of vehicles in the anime.
Erica drives a Kübelwagen, Minna a Jeep and Shirley a truck.
>Porsche isn't luxury and innovation.
Are you kidding me? Like legitimately trying to kiddings me? And no one cares about who 'invented' the automobile but who engineered and perfected it in the long process, like Ford starting with T-model. Too bad Ford fucking died after 90's for me along with the other American manufacturers.
Porsche would deliver all of that what you say to her, so no. At least we can agree to disagree.
Don't forget Shirley's Motorcycle in OVA.
Hitler chose Mercedes, and he wouldn't do anything wrong.
A big smelly orangatang man from some backwoods isle once said 911s were just glorified beetles, and he wouldn't misrepresent the truth either.
I'm smiling to see someone else seeing the light similarly.
Here's a nice vid of the lesser known 912 when most people know the 911, 956 or 356 usually in some terms.
The reason for that is simply it's under performing cheaper version of 911, aka ''less scarier'' affordable change from 356 to new era.
As well some scenery pornography; https://youtu.be/kwal30Qu35Q
I really want a Porsche someday above any other pre-90's cars.. There's really not a model from them that I don't like, save for the modern Porsche SUV's that I think look egh. Obviously for the smelly American market.
>Hitler chose Mercedes
You do know that Hitler personally asked Porsche to design 'Volkswagen'.
But all of his personal cars were Mercedes.
Is there a more beautiful machine?
That's because Mercedes was the show-off car brand obviously. It had gained its status early on as the car of the rich and powerful, which only makes sense Hitler would use for his events. Porsche had yet to break through as a brand since they only started 'existing' after the war properly.
Yeah, I won't deny its beauty, would gladly use it as my car to push political agenda forward to the masses. However since this boils down now to preferences, I do think I'd prefer Bergmeister more myself; http://imgur.com/a/EFrvR#3
> I really want a Porsche someday
Same. Too bad they've got around a 150% markup in my country.
Witch legs are no laughing matter.
Can we post oc here? Or is it japtrap artists only
No OC then, eh?
Also why does every other captcha have ''calle'' nowadays in it?
It would be really cool if we all could work together for once and attribute a specific cocktail to each witch.
Now I want a Marseille drink.
She would have something fancy and exotic.
As I venture to nightmare lands, please gift any excessive wealth you might have onto this nice bowl for impoverished autist.
Judge me if you feel like it but I absolutely love this.
I guess it was to be expected..
Gotham City please leave witches alone.
I can gift you my PS4 on November 10th, if you want it.
Hahah, now why would you do that? Not that I'd mind, but then the issue would boil down still on getting games on it which costs a lot.
Doesn't the PSN service cost money too to use? Anyways there isn't much games I'd love to play on it besides like three titles, so I wouldn't get much use for it.
You're better off keeping it to yourself or selling it.
However thanks for the laugh and smiles for such a thought.
I still have all my old consoles, they are just getting dusty. I give you a copy of Nioh too.
Thanks, but I'll refrain from being a big burden instead if possible. No sweating over it, even the poor retards like myself have certain levels of pride.
Maybe next year, if Nioh of all games doesn't come to PC, hoho.
You should instead get mowass2 and let me duel you in 1v1 or something.
>You should instead get mowass2
That's not happening.
I have more than enough games not to care about mowass2.
I can only imagine tiny Eila swimming in a giant bowl of salmiakki.
>getting sick just in time for the weekend
I want to tickle a witch.
Erica probably isn't very ticklish though.
Maybe it depends on how and where you do the tickling.
Nah, you see, Erica's the one who would have done the tickling. Ursula is probably ticklish.
Maybe you're right. The data isn't clear.
Erica just seems too relaxed, but also subconsciously vigilant. Like she wouldn't let herself get tickled in the first place, sort of like how she goes all of S1E7 without getting blamed for anything and catches Lucchini in the act.
You are more than right, I'll try to tone it down the best I can.
You folks are my everything after all.
Ah, what do you know?
I know that it might already be too late.
You're certainly the Marseille type.
What is she dreaming of?
Eila is ruder than Marseille!
That's the way of the pranksters, but no, no she's not. However it differs from Marseille's way of doing things too.
Been playing Highrise past two days and came up with this monstrosity in its final form.
Rate it, which witch would've come up with something like this?
Uhm, not trying to be rude or anything, but I find it ironic that posts like this would invoke berating replies from you if they were posted on /a/.
>posts like this would invoke berating replies from you if they were posted on /a/.
What doesn't invoke berating replies from people on /a/ngry virgins?
Guys when does brave witches air?
5h October. Here's a thread with more info on it if you're interested http://helma.us/sw/res/11366.html
I like witches dressed as witches.
I as well, it's the best thing pretty much. Witches are top tier always in media.
There should be a Witch GO, and I'd be sure to build my own smartphone by that time.
That to become a real witch, you need the power of love, alcohol and a good rival.
I want a witch to fall in love with me.
>you will never have a soft Suomos witch love you
Does that involve capturing witches? I'm not so sure about that.
I think it's safe to say that's what we all want.
>Can't even get Suomus right.
What is it with Eila and her name that I see people get wrong so goddamn often too. It's the simplest name.
Think of it as contracting witches. Searching far and wide for new witches to join your wing as well battling against wild neurois.
I'm glad that I'm no the only one feeling unworthy of a witch's love.
It's perfectly understandable that depression talk like this is unwelcome here, but it kinda strengthens our bond.
I may have made a mistake but that doesn't make my love for Nipa any less true... I can't say I've seen too many people spell her name wrong, I know some people do spell the name Ayla though
I see twitter always translating Eila into Eira, Ayla, Eire and few other twists I can't recall now but remember happening. It's fascinating how ridiculously badly kana and English work.
And I've seen it over the years happen so many times in different places, with the most common mistake being 'Elia' in English speaking communities. I just find it funny that this happens with Suomus things specifically and less so with any other witches.
Eira is pretty common due to the whole R and L thing in Japanese. Sometimes google translates Erica as "Eger" or something silly like that.
Let's assume that we suddenly wake up in the witchverse, how would you go about on meeting a witch?
I kinda feel like drinking.
Anyone in Germany wants to go drinking this Saturday night? The closer you are to Nuernberg the better.
Does anybody else ever get the feeling that it would be better to just stop posting and even lurking in witch threads and helma all together?
I can't remember a time where it felt this slow and dragged out.
/a/ is basically lost for the witches, I honestly don't expect it to go up again once S3 gets released.
As for /c/ and /u/, these threads seem to attract only a small margin of fans which in the end results in very slow threads with infrequent posting.
As sad as it may be, that is as well true for helma.
Honestly, how much traffic does it get?
And how many posts are made there every day? 2? 5?
Sorry for all this depressed talk.
I just felt the need to tell it to people who I think will understand this sentiment the most.
It might even just be me feeling like this, it might all be fine and well to you.
I'll raise one for you here.
You're not even that old then, daijoubu dess.
I certainly don't feel like that. If anything this past month these threads have been more active than usually. So that's you feeling different right now.
There will be daily generals once the show starts running with the episode threads lasting up for days, you can be sure of that, we will also have Christmas and New Year's generals given the show ends around on Christmas week as well, and then generals up till months after that to go by, given the nature of certain people in the fandom. I'm already afraid of the future in that regard.
Utawarerumono is a good example of 'very' old franchise getting a new season and how it showed in /a/.
We're the core people for witches on this site that feel the need to be actively around still for witches daily even if we shouldn't have to.
And we also overlap with using helma, as well some other folks I'm sure. I don't see what's so 'bad' about being 'slow' when it's only natural.
But yeah, posts on helma tend to be infrequent, mostly averaging 2 posts a day or so from what I've seen.
Swissfag here again.
This weekend's a bit too soon for such a trip but I'm going from München to Frankfurt on the 28th.
That's a wednesday unfortunately but I'd be up for drinking then on a stop in Nürnberg.
>Honestly, how much traffic does it get?
Last months stats:
At least all my stats seem to be increasing every month. I just wish the post count did as well.
Amazing, thank you!
>Switzerland that high
>Links from an external page
Asdfgh, also nice stats.
I'm rather amazed by the amount of Nip visits. Yankees sure dominate the hits.
>Know how to fly a plane
Its easy for me since with my pilots license I can just enlist in the armed forces, and then I'd do the strike witches quest thing and declare emergency near the witches base and land there.
I would hope to have a bit of a head start at least. If I were just plopped in the middle of some field in Liberion with nothing but the vague idea that there was a small blonde girl that I wanted to marry on the other side of the planet fighting a war, I'd have to be honest in saying that I don't like my odds.
>I'm going from München to Frankfurt on the 28th.
I have to work but I have a day off on the 30th. Not that this is any helpful in that case.
Ah, that sucks, I already booked my hotels, that's the thing.
Hmm, when do you have Feierabend then?
I managed to vacuum bedroom after three years and change sheets after a one at last today.
Yatta!.. And now time for some sleep, goodnight folks.
If only Miyafuji was around, then none of this would be a issue in the first place.
>Hmm, when do you have Feierabend then?
1630, but I need at least 1 1/2 hours to Nuernberg.
Uh, if there's a cozy bar or pub in your town, I could go there.
I have unlimited travel on Deutsche Bahn so if it has a train station, that would be no problem.
I can't get drunk during the week.
Yeah but even the next train station is 52km away.
Can you guys hold on off of picture posting till tomorrow, at least for the final image. Though if someone feels like it, I can't stop ya.
I have a announcement to make but the picture will be ready by tomorrow evening which I was hoping to use for next OP.
You don't have a car?
Well the new OP image is ready by the night hopefully or early tomorrow.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Wow people, I don't think Eagle wanted that we let this thread die, right?
Thank you, and sorry again for burdening like this. My artfag friend is doing finishing touches at the moment but I don't know long I can stay awake currently. It's somewhat important to have it as the next OP for a reason, you'll see.