Asuka Thread #78

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How's the weather guys?

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Hot like the second impact

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>>2724528
Was almost 100 F yesterday. Wish I could lounge around with Asuka on a day like that.

>>2724636
Wish there was a larger image. Tried resizing it with waifux2 to no avail.

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>>2724629
>>2724773
Sounds harsh, drink a lots of water guys

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>>2724528
>tfw norcal
i literally dont know what harsh weather feels like

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>>2724528
Rainy. I actually like rain but eh.

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>>2725632
Rain is a comfy weather as long as you're in the right side of the building
It'll be perfect with blanket and a cup of hot coffee

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>>2725913
sometimes being rained on is comfy too, in its own weird way

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>>2726143
Is it? I have a weak body so I may not be able to understand that
But it's good to know rain is not only bring gloomy mood to people

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>>2726515
i mean like light rain and that sorta thing, sometimes it can be really refreshing imo
its something you gotta be in the right mood for though i guess

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>>2724528
It's humid, and it's been raining for like weeks so. Yea the weather is shit mostly.

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>>2726585
Oh that kind of refreshing rain, I know that
It's been a long time since I have that. It's the rain or the mood I'm not sure

>>2726594
Another rainy anon
Don't get grumpy, just get comfy

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>>2727631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8C0p-Gv_8

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qt

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cheeki baka breeki asuka blyat

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>>2729387
hey mods, can you remove these images? cyka literally means "bitch" in russian. Asuka is German, not Russian. Images with the same title have been posted in previous threads. I think anyone who has actually watched NGE and has some semblance of sympathy for other humans would not be capable of calling Asuka a bitch. She just wants to be loved.

Thanks mods :)

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>>2729398
just report it and move on my man. bait, banter, or just an off-color joke, calling attention to it with a little passage like that is never gonna do anything other than make yourself look like a fool

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>>2729398
Probably the usual Reifag trash leaking in. Like the other anon said, just report and ignore.

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>>2729398
>>2729427
>>2729430

I'm not a Reifag, but you guys are starting sound as thin skinned as Reifags.

That post was meant as a joke. And "bitchiness" is part of Asuka's personality, if you can't see it then you should watch the anime again.

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>>2729626
In my defense I didn't think it was possibly a Reifag until I saw the filename that gave off a possible Reifag vibe. Perhaps the other anon has a more harsher take on "bitchiness" than you do.

That being said, the Reifags I think posted once already this thread, so pardon the brashness with which I passed that judgment. All in good spirit, anyway.

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>>2729626
hey i'm just telling the guy what he should do if thats how he feels, its not worth getting into an argument defending someone else's joke

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>>2730217

wrong thread, toilet cultist

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Is this Asuka?

>>2731008
Yes, that's Asuka.

>>2731027
from evagelion comics? lol. it's new from me. ty :D

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>>2731030
It's from a doujin, the background is actually really sweet. It's either her reacting to Shinji confessing to her or her being annoyed at Shinji not understanding her love, I cannot remember exactly which one that was.

A friend told me what that's from.

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>>2731033
>a friend told me
smooth

iirc its the former

>>2731033
>>2731050
It's the former, from what I understand.

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>>2730999
I like this idol Asuka, she's so sweeeet

>>2731004
What kind of her team might be? Must be consist of fire/fighting type

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>>2732925
My god, she looks so gorgeous there
Definitely be my new wallpaper

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>>2732061

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>>2733610
Right, she'll burn everything to the ground

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>>2733293
yeah, that guy has really good linework
clean, but without losing character

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>>2733818
Too bad he's only doing porn for the most of his work

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Is Tulpabro here?

>>2734620
I thought those tulpafags only existed on blue threads? I haven't been here in a while.

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>>2735787
Yes they did, still do. Haven't seen anything like that here.

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>>2736039
>Have always had a firm grasp on reality
>Still fell In love with Asuka but perfectly understand she's not real
>Want to find a girl like her, among realistic options, naturally
I don't even know how I should feel about that guy.

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>>2736153
pity, tbqh

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>>2736317
it's just a lesson in the power of self-delusion and the need for socialization in people. a half-understood concept in buddhist mysticism taken and distorted to fit the self-aggrandizing of self-styled turn of the century western 'mystics', and then nearly a century later further re-purposed and reduced to its most shallow impressions in hopes of filling the fantasies of the truly lonely. and thats all it comes down to, loneliness and roleplaying wrapped in the garments of some halfhearted plays at the mystic and occult to try and give the sad proceedings some sort of dignity. delusion and deception in equal parts, probably fueled in no small part by reactions and attention like those seen above.

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>>2731033
>from a doujin
Does anyone know what one? Is it just a cutesy sfw one?

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>>2736788
>>2736789
I asked a friend of mine and he said it's Plug in Baby
NSFW but really nice and vanilla.

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>>2736796
Thank you friend. I have been reverse image searching that reaction image for fucking ages.

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>>2736427
>>2736740
Not him, but I've seen my fair share of those types when I occasionally pop into /x/, given the deplorable state of the board for years now. What he said isn't really wrong, alot of it seems to be roleplay and it's questionable how many have actually pulled off the creation of a schism to actually give credence to what they purport. As someone who's read more than their fair share of occultism, I'm not going to paint it with broad strokes and claim it's all hogwash, but fracturing your consciousness in such a manner is much harder than it sounds, not that I'm speaking from personal experience. In part, I figure that many of those who wind such tales do so for the reactions they receive and the assumed envy of their peers. Really, though, it smacks of "new-wave" more than I care to admit. I suppose there is a certain allure to it and it boils down to your subjective take on waifuism anyway.

>>2736796
Read it quite some time ago. I remember it being nice and agreeable.

>>2736799
>sample
Just a heads up but you can grab a higher resolution of that image.

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>>2736830
>Just a heads up but you can grab a higher resolution of that image
Oh snap, thanks for that. I'm on my phone so I bet everything I downloaded is like that. I bet it's just a double click to get the full, eh?

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>>2736843
No problem. And yes, usually is, depending on where you download.

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>>2737304

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What makes Asuka so desirable to you?

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>>2724526
best girl

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>>2737731
I've elaborated more times than I care to remember, but that's one of my favorite images of her so I'm going to keep this rather frank and not touch on everything. Her personality is something I find highly relatable and I sympathize with her plights. I also have a savior complex regarding her and want to be there for her always. I find her intelligence very appealing and she is incredibly beautiful, physically and as a person, to me. I also just really dig femdom.

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>>2737731
She's smart, blunt, energetic and her flaws make her seem like a real person. She's basically raw energy.

>>2737902
That too.

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>>2737731
i feel like if i really tried to break it down i'd just end up with a long, belabored and pretentious version of what >>2737902 & >>2737926 said

there's just a dynamism i guess, and raw energy is a good way to put it, a rawness and a feeling of the genuine in general. like a passion de vive (to mangle a phrase) that's intoxicating and entrancing all its own.

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>>2738053

I think we would all stroke out.

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>>2738063

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>>2738053
>Except you sound like you could actually touch a woman.
well lets not go overboard here

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>>2738053

I don't want to touch just any woman.
I only ever want to touch Asuka. And I'm pretty sure I speak for everybody on that.

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>Asuka will never cook chicken tendies for you

>>2732925
>>2733818
>>2733933
what is the artist??

>>2738329
*who

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>>2738329
pixiv keeps the ids consistent through filenames and urls
so in this case:
>54573194_p0
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54573194

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>>2738438

>>2724526
why is she the waifu of so many pepole? what make her so perfect?

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>>2738612

If you have to ask, you just don't get it.

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>>2738612
She just resonates with a lot of people emotionally. Like the other anon said, it's typically something that either clicks or doesn't.

It's not like someone could articulate their emotions in a way that would convince someone else to feel the same way like it was an objective matter you could apply logic to.

>>2738783
>>2738836
Yhea but what do you like about her? i am curious.

>>2738837
scroll up like ten posts

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>>2738837

I could list off a million things that make Asuka amazing but I could never tell you what makes me love her.

>>2738862
Holy shit, that sounds beautiful,

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>>2738862

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>>2739054

>Be me
>Feel the need to shake the snake
>'Hotglue. I should try hotglue.'
>Do the deed
>Feverishly wash Asuka figure
>Shame
>Regret
HOW DO I MAKE IT UP TO HER. I THINK I'VE ACTUALLY SINNED.

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>>2739979

Why the fuck would you ever hot glue a figure let alone onto something so precious as an Asuka figure?

>>2739983
I don't have an answer outside of, 'I was horny and I was drinking.'

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>>2739984

Shame on you. Shame. On. You.

>>2739986
This is true shame.
Learn from my mistake anons. Don't be a deviant.

>>2739979
>>2739984
>>2739987
You should have your figures revoked and your back whipped.

>>2739992
I'm so sorry..

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>>2739984
>'I was horny and I was drinking.'
haha, yep that's a timeless recipe for disaster

i mean i've never made THAT particular mistake, but i've definately made more than my fair share of ill advised booze and boner related decisions

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>>2740017
Outrageous. But, I don't have any right to tell you about it. I mean that's yours
But can you really live with that guilt?

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>>2740028
We should go straight edge.

>>2740197
I still feel bad about it. The figures are watching and judging me. How do I atone?

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>>2740419

Buy more Asuka merchandise.

>>2740420
I have 8 figures.
Advice please.

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>>2740560

Show your collection

>>2740618
It's late and I have shitty lighting, I'll post it tomorrow for you.

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>>2740618
>>2740681
Although here's an old pic.
[spoiler]She's a bootleg ;__;[/spoiler]

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My not rich person collection.

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The victim of my drunken mistake.

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>>2741031
Shame on you anon. Shame, shame, shame.

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>>2740419
Apologize from the bottom of your heart and promise not to do it again like every good Christian should
Also treat your figure properly

>>2741031
This looks awfully familiar
You really are motherfucker

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>>2741032
>>2741063
Have I been suitably chastised?
Can I return to the fold?

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>>2741105
Almost.

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I like this figure >>2741031 more than >>2741063

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>>2741105
No, faggot. These things, they take time. Especially since you really don't seem to be regretful.

>>2741140
How to repent?

>>2739979
I buy most of my figures used and this is among my greatest fears.

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>>2741408
>used cars
>used figs
with these two things you basically have to make your peace with getting a pre-jizzed example, the odds are just against you

>>2741408
This actually turns me on.
Plenty of homo.

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>When you confess to her

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It's hot today.

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>>2741721

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Post best sadpanda links

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>>2741721
That it is anon. Though a storm blew by earlier and knocked a tree down.

>>2741790
No.

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>>2741763
>>2741793
It has happened. I've melted.

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>Best Asuka artist
>Worst possible ship
This should be forbidden.

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>>2742385
Why would you even post the ship, then? Better artists exist.

>>2741861
My condolences.

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>>2742442
I'll concentrate extra hard and try to reconstitute myself.
Do you happen to have pics from this angle?
Peeking her chest is my jam.

>>2742442
>implying it's not Shinji in a dress and wig

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>>2742573
sorta

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>>2742573
Plenty, but it'd be hard to find specifics.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJmIVClhY3H/?taken-by=nisi_satouri

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>>2743010
Ugly trash

>>2742728
>>2743007
Perfect.

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>>2743010

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>>2743180

>>2743261
VERY GOOD