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Is your beach body ready?
Previous witchy thread: >>2696746
>>2703768
Marseille is for cuddling.
>>2703772
And training with. Too bad she doesn't have fit pics like Trude does despite the official art and show depicting her as one.
>>2703774
Don't remind me of my suffering.
>>2703772
Too bad Marseille would not even consider cuddling with me.
>>2703787
Can you see why?
>>2703788
Of course.
You're all silly.
>>2703793
I would never be silly, of course.
>>2703807
Aren't you a gun nut?
Not meant to be offensive.
>>2703808
That's one term to use.
>>2703809
Now I'm actually curious.
What guns do you own?
Tfw I will probably never in next 10 years own a gun..
>>2703810
I don't like making lists, makes me sound like a tosser. Anything you're interested in?
>>2703822
Oh wow, sounds interesting!
ARs and historical weapons, like, made before 1950?
>>2703824
My 'nice' AR is a Daniel Defense, for most people who don't want to spend a lot of money I would recommend buying an assembled upper and lower receiver from palmetto state armory and slapping them together. All you need at that point is a bcg, charging handle, and usually a rear sight. ARs are quite cheap anymore, while AKs are getting much more expensive. You could get a good PSA AR for around $600 total if you're not concerned with the bells and whistles.
I don't have much for older stuff, as much as I'd like to. I picked up a Walther P1 awhile back as a birthday present for you know who. Not a real P38 but with some wood grips on there it looks old enough. It's just old boring sporting stuff and the requisite moist nugget (don't buy one) other than that as far as the oldies go.
Are you an American?
>>2703837
Nope, I'm the one and only Swiss witch friend.
I'd probably have no trouble getting guns, as far as handguns, bolt-action and semi-automatic rifles are concerned.
Unfortunately, I dind't finish my service so I don't have the otherwise found in most households SIG 550.
>>2703846
You're in luck as far as Europe goes then. If you ever want to start shooting, I recommend starting with a .22. I mean, if you've been in service maybe you're already accustomed to shooting, but it's the best solution for refining the basics.
I don't know what models are widely available over there, but I imagine CZ is probably pretty prominent, so maybe a CZ 455.
Goodnight world..
>>2703789
Fix it.
>>2704256
Twins shouldn't be going around doing that sort of thing.
Why even wake up?
>>2704363
To post witches and lift weights
>>2704409
Don't forget to play vidya.
>>2704409
..I guess.
>>2704410
Which reminds me with a friendly reminder that EVO is this weekend.
V!
Gute nacht..
Uhh EMT, just a question, out of nothing.
As I travelled to Finland with Eagle last month, I though I could go around visit more witchfriends.
So, nothing serious yet, would you be up for meeting up, in general?
>>2705431
I live in the middle of nowhere in the US, probably far from anywhere you'd ever be.
It's time to drink..
>>2705683
Always a good time to drink. Probably going to get trashed and marathon everything again before 502nd starts. Best time of my life last time I did it.
>>2705694
Yeah, too bad alcohol is so damn expensive and I wish I had someone to drink with. Well as long you guys are there I don't feel all that alone..
Sounds fun, even the prototype ova?
>>2705694
You're going to show up to the witches drunk? Shame.
>>2705695
It's a good time to laugh with the witches more than you should. I may as well use that OVA to pre-game.
>>2705704
No, no. I show up perfectly fine, but then I take them all out with me after a hard days work. Everyone wins.
>>2705710
Surely you don't plan to 'marathon' exactly everything on one day? That'd be quite the witch overload.
Also man, there needs to be more alcohol centric witch fanart. I hope Krupi and Rall are shown to be drinking at some point in the future.
>>2705717
Yeah I couldn't sustain myself. Maybe S1 one night, S2 and the movie the next maybe the OVA's.
And you're right.
>>2705710
All of the witches will hang with the cool, handsome, and responsible EMT.
>>2705731
Yeah do tell how misplacing your uniform is responsible?
>>2705733
Well, I meant myself, not Erica. That was just a small mistake though.
I miss the years when EMT meant Erica Maji Tenshi and not also some obnoxious egoistical American's pseudo self-insert fantasy.
>>2705721
Seeing Aurora reminds me that there's that minuscule chance for her to appear as well in the anime, while drinking vodka.
And now I'm down to empty..
>>2705756
Rude.
>>2705766
I guess but that's reality. I'm drunk too so my feeligns are amplified and set in past. And I'm down, fell in my fucking livign room and hit leg and god know whats else.. Just fucking kill me.
>>2705772
>competent typing
At least play pretend properly.
>>2705772
Commander Rudel says: "Winners don't use drugs!"
>>2705785
I believe him, two dot ellipses are a sure sign of inebriation.
>>2705785
I'm never so drunk I can't type just hella tipsy. I don't see why one would ever drunk past of complete deliriousity.. It just takes me a lot of time to type and focus for I am just very sleep always and double checking..
>>2705791
Winners also arent retards fuckwit..
Goodnight. Hope there won't be morning for me..
>>2705805
>>2705821
You needa calm down, and I don't mean that in the usual 4chan "you mad bro?" way. 95% of the silly stuff I say is just playful jest. Witch threads are one of the few places on the internet where I don't feel like I'm on a Goddamned battleground 24/7 so naturally I like to take the opportunity to goof off a little.
>>2705832
So, that's a Yes in general?
You live in MT, don't you?
>>2705880
I've never done the online meetup thing, even with people I've known for 5+ years, so i'll have to pass. Sorry. There are more fun witchbros to hang out with out there i'm sure.
>>2705910
O-Okay.
>>2705961
Are you European or American anyways? I mean, if you're American, Finland seems like a long way to go to see a nation full of people who can't pronounce the word "engine" properly, and if you're European, Montana is a long way to go to see a state full of people who can't pronounce the word "motorcycle" properly.
>>2705987
I'm the Swiss anon from before, so yeah, Montana's really off the usual tracks where a tourist would go I guess.
Maybe I'll just ride the Empire Builder through it.
>>2705997
I'd love to ride the Empire Builder, it just goes through the north half of the state though.
The main worldwide famous attraction that's technically a part of Montana is Yellowstone National Park, but that's only the very northern edge, most is in Wyoming. It gets swarmed with thousands of Chinese/Japanese tourists so you wouldn't be the only one really reaching out.
The EB does go through Glacier though. Never even been there myself.
You must travel a lot then? I certainly don't.
>>2705999
Yeah, I'd actually say travelling is a hobby of mine.
Picture I took in Tokyo, sorry for only loosely witch-related.
>>2706006
Well, I suppose if you were willing to pay for a faithful traveling companion...
The morning came yet again, time for witches I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-3Fgrn7Rls
>>2705832
The actions and words maketh a man, in case you weren't aware. Not possible to know over interwebs whether it's playful or not really.
>>2705910
>I've never done it before and that means I'll never do it in the future.
Sasuga thinking there.
>>2706007
Nevermind.
>>2706007
Haha oh well, I might not be poor but I'm neither the richest.
Still, if you wouldn't mind riding the train in silence when we run out of topics to talk about, I'd be up for it.
Would have been nice to shoot your guns though.
Anyway, hit me up on [email protected] if you feel like it.
>>2706014
Well, if I sound 'mean' towards a character or full of myself chances are it's really just normal 4chan bullshitting.
It seems like you had a negative reaction to these two posts
>>2705731
>>2705750
in particular, since I was being pompous or what have you, but they were in reply to another anon saying he was also going to take the witches "out with [him]". We were just being playful.
So, sorry if I'm coming off as a delusional narcissist, I'm really just lightly shitposting. My love for Erica is 100% real though.
It's pretty obvious you're in a bad mood about something else to begin with, how about we try to keep it cool around here, ja? Witches are for loving, not for fighting. Unless you're a neuroi.
>>2706028
I'll post something on Helma if I do email you, otherwise assume it's not me.
>>2706029
Ok. No promises either way.
>>2706028
I'd contact you too, but I'm leaving Europe next month. Shame, because there's still so many interesting museums left to visit. I'd love to go to Finland.
I met up with a Witchbro in Japan once Good times.
>>2706460
Oh man, is that you anon who went to watch the 2nd ova with someone in Japan over year ago?
>>2706461
Yeah, I'm amazed anyone remembers.
>>2706464
Course I do, you two spent some time talking about it after all and I found it interesting.
You're in Europe now? Where'chu at if I can pique interest? And what museums have you been to?
I'm still taking my sweet ass time with uploading pictures from my recent Finn museum visits due to health reasons but I already want to go back and see more, preferably with someone. If you're going there even at short notice, please leave a message if you're interested in traversing there.
>>2706471
UK. I've been to all the big aviation museums, plus many smaller ones. Its what I do for holidays.
If I'm going anywhere it would need to be this month. I know I wouldn't have time to plan anything alone, but here's a throwaway e-mail: [email protected]
>>2706492
Tally-ho mate.
Only the aviation ones? Surely you've been to Bovington tank museum too? But that's pretty much how I spend my time on holidays as well if possible.
As least during my road trip I got to see half of Europe's aviation museums which was great.
>>2706505
I missed Tankfest this year because of real life, but I've been every year for ages. Bovington is fantastic.
>>2706536
I see, darn, one of these years I'll try to get my butt there before life dries me dead.
Time to sleep, maybe I won't have to wake up tomorrow.
>>2706536
Eila looks like such a dork.
But lucky anon.
>>2706894
There should be more Erica/Nipa art.
EVO is underway now, yay.
Man, all these happenings this week have been spectacular.
Aw yeah, Tekken 7 finals now.
>>2707705
Eila would be banned for precognition.
>>2707720
She would be but I don't think her foresight alone would help much against these input monsters from Korea and Japan. Unless she trains at same level then she'd be unstoppable.
Anyways, what a great grand final that was.
These finals hours are killing my sleep cycle so bad.
Witches and witch accessories.
Reading lots of pro German history lately. Man, that's not funny. I don't know who is right anymore.
>>2708481
Not the jews, that's for sure.
Also these EVO finals are dope!
>>2708481
Keep going, anon. You're on the right track.
>>2708481
Learning about history will do that. Things are never clear cut. Its why you can almost automatically discount anyone who talks about the right side of history.
SFV Finals!
What a final that was.. but when will any European git gud at fighting games?
Choose your witch fighter!
If only there was even a fangame, there probably are mugen witches, haven't checked but don't really care for that clusterfest either.
>>2708481
You should read "The Chief Culprit' by Viktor Suvorov. It's mainly about Soviet antagonism leading up to the Second World War. It's a good read if you're trying to learn the other side of things.
https://mega.nz/#!45NDxYbI!bPVFrPiFFj66NGWIweE7Xlr_31dQYaDp3AI7GmSNHRM
Gotta hide that power level.
>You need to eat BIG to get BIG.
Ugh.
>>2709201
Sorta related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19HRM0x-lA
>>2709220
That guy is pretty based but he's not aesthetic.
The Golden One is my favorite meme bodybuilder.
Angel calisthenics.
Posting cute in a cute thread.
>>2709226
Lazy Lucchini is going to be a bad role model for Shirley's speedy ambitions.
>>2709293
Nothing will slow down Shirley. Gotta go fast.
>>2709294
Indeed.
Goodnight world, maybe this night there will be cute witches.
>>2709301
The cute witches are already here, and so are their cute witch bellies.
>>2709306
>cute witch bellies
that's what I live for
>>2709201
The gym-going is the hard bit for me.
>>2709401
Na, I've been going 4 times every week since the end of April. Without fail.
>>2709350
It's what we all live for.
>>2709401
>>2709403
Take me with you anons, I will strive to be big as well.
>>2709409
Where do you live?
Bellyposting?
>>2709410
Montana.
>>2709418
>Montana.
Seems like we will never be gym buddies.
>>2709403
Oh well, you actually motivated me to go tomorrow.
Also, good job!
>>2709419
It was never to be.
In the end I saw some witches, but it was a nightmare as always. Maybe I should stop hoping..
>>2709306
If only amefre was slightly more active artist. Her art's so soft all around and warm.
>>2709575
At least you didn't have EMT EMT EMT EMT EMT in your last witch dream like I did.
>>2709434
Smash the motivation and get some discipline.
>>2709675
Now that sounds truly terrifying.
I think I never had a witchy dream.
>>2709675
At least..
Do elaborate how can you see someone who you haven't seen?
>>2709943
There are easy ways to trick your mind into it, I mostly choose myself not to given I see nightmares almost every night and I don't want witches to be part of them.
>>2709943
No real witch dreams here either sadly. Think I saw Sanya in one for a brief moment.
Goodnight world..
>>2709758
Yeah. There was some sort of witch training exercise going on and you snuck into the area trying to get a good look at Erica. I noticed you and hauled you away from there.
Also I was a witch.
With F-15 strikers.
>>2709951
He was just some generic looking guy but it was definitely EMT EMT EMT.
>>2710117
>I noticed you and hauled you away from there.
Anon crushes my hopes and dreams from within his own hopes and dreams.
>>2710117
>F-15
Gud, very gud. F-15E would be even better. Still personally I like F-14 probably most out of the F family.
I see, yeah brain doesn't come up with new faces during dreams so it brings forth faces you've seen previously somewhere for the connection.
Z z z ..
>>2710446
>>2710371
> Eagle
> F-15E would be even better.
It all makes sense now.
>>2710785
Look at those wonderful blue eyes.
>>2710482
Guess Sanya's singing helped, didn't have nightmares last night.
>>2710536
No, no it doesn't.
>>2710785
Agahari does the best art
>>2710960
No doubt about that.
This porch with Miyafuji and Mio is comfy as far summer could go for me.
Wew the happenings again and finally in Kraucuckland. Summer truly makes things heated.
I'd rather choose a reality with the neurois and nonexistent judeo-christian religions than the beliefs and ethnic groups of ours.
>>2711825
Their world is simpler, if not less bloody.
>>2711833
Too bad personal defence against a neuroi is futile unless you have a witch in household.
New bread: >>2711959