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Channel your own inner Saul Goodman..

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.And let's make some of that thing everyone keeps talking about: MONEY!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!

>tired of living at home?

>tired of being a loser?

>think it's hopeless?
>think it's hopeless?
>think it's hopeless?
>think it's hopeless?


Well FUCKING think again! I say to hell with being an "employee" or working a job you hate! Kissing the bosses ass to get that "promotion?" FUCK THAT BULLSHIT! ALL OF IT!

Or, how about school? Ah yes, the cornerstone of any good career/life pathway that'll lead you to your trophy wife, nice house, dog, white picket fence, etc etc etc.. Do you really LIKE what you're studying? (rhetorical question). Spending a shitload of money (that you don't have) on learning something you might hate or God forbid not even be in demand for by the time you graduate... Then once you graduate.. Well, see above...

NO! TO HELL WITH IT I SAY!

Let's post in this thread, and in this thread only, ways to make money on your own terms. Hustles, affiliate shams, barely legal pyramid schemes, selling worthless shit to stupid people, etc etc..

Let's get some ideas in here! Let's get this ball rolling, ladies and gentlemen!
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>>999649

I say:

>Real Estate agent. Sell houses on your own time and by your own rules (within the confines of the law of course)

>Certified Tax Preparer. Arrange people's taxes for them from January through April 15th (protip: If you don't make any money with the real estate thing you can always file for unemployment until the next tax season.

>Property management. The plus side to this is that most places will want you to be a "live in manager" and your unit should come with an office adjacent to your apartment.. Any ideas here? Yeah, you can use that same office to prepare taxes and meet clients to discuss escrow if you're selling houses....Also, let's say (again) that if you fail at the real estate (sales) thing you'll have a free apartment while you're on unemployment waiting for the next tax season to start...Assuming you can't find some side work bookkeeping.

Whadaya think? That's my input right there.
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Any ideas? Anyone?
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I heard retail is a good place to start.
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lurking for a good ideal, I've got about $2,000 that I could invest into a winner
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>>999649
How do we game crowdfunding?

Kickstarter, Patreon, Indiegogo...

There are other people making money off of these, why aren't we?
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Bump it's almost lunch time....id like to have a business plan by 3pm..
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>make informative YouTube channel
>advertise the fuck out of it (think six pack shortcuts tier)
Make sister channels along same lines
Advertise for you big and use your big to shill your little
1000 views =~$1.32
Oct-January = lotsa pasta cuz advertising for holidays
Make new channels frequently that are all related.
Take your "hard earned" dough and invest in volatile penny stocks. Remember to never panic sell
>>>??????
Who want to be billionaire?
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monstercat get
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>>1000000
congrats /biz/
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>>1000000
you did it monstercat

>>999999
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>>1000000
Blessed be to monstercat, Lord of the Get
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>>1000000
>>1000003
>>1000007
>>1000019

This is all well and good guys but.....lets stay on topic.
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>>1000000
nice, /biz/'s first million, an inspiring saul goodman thread, monstercat is kind of like one of the businesses many here would like to set up

checked
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>>1000000
I fucking hate you, you waste of perfectly fine septs.

Gtfo off 4chan and fuck of back to reddit.

Cunt.
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>>1000291
>perfectly fine septs.
We're gonna have to wait a while for those. He got sexes.
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>>999976

ooh nice. I like this one. Can we (you) post a more detailed and descriptive version of what you're thinking of here?
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Sell yourself to some foreigner for their daughter's marriage in order for her to get a green card. Can easily get $5-10K.

Sell your blood, platelets, sperm, etc.

Go door to door in a neighborhood full of mostly old people pretending to be some charity. Take cash or checks and cash at Wal-Mart or some gas station that cashes checks.

Kiss ass to dangerous people. They'll pay you to hold hot weapons, drugs, etc.

Try getting a job at a strip club, tattoo parlor, or club/bar. Will eventually meet somebody that'll hook you up with something good. I was paid $500 by a guy that ran an escort business every time I was sent to bail out one of his girls, to keep his identity anonymous.

Also helps living in a big metro city.
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>>999976
>1000 views =~$1.32

I don't know who lied to me, I've had a youtube account fo 8 years spanning 2mil+ views and I have $4 in adsense
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>>1000829

>Try getting a job at a strip club, tattoo parlor, or club/bar. Will eventually meet somebody that'll hook you up with something good. I was paid $500 by a guy that ran an escort business every time I was sent to bail out one of his girls, to keep his identity anonymous.

Details pl0x? How did you met him, and what did you do exactly for him?
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>>999976
>1000 views =~$1.32

It's $0.30-$0.35 now.
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>>1001445
>asking what some specific guy

Not gonna make it. I'll help you out though, print out 50 copies of your bullshit resume, don't be a NEET, and drive around to strip clubs/shady clubs/shady bars (preferably in the afternoon since you won't be as bothersome) and tell the managers you want a job. Be very serious and I guarantee that you'll impress someone who will give you a job which would lead to situations like that other anon's.
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>>1000825
yes. people want six packs for christmas. you're so clever.
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You cant start Real Estate without fucking money
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Anyone ever thought about running a resort property in another country?
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I have a 67 year old grandma living in a property alone with alzheimers and a multitude of bone and joint problem, the house in on stilts. The house goes to me when she dies, other shittier properties in the area go for around $250,000.

In a couple years im set.
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>>999751

You want to go for something like patreon, where you just have to produce one piece of content a month to receive continued flow.

Sure, $100 (before Patreon gets its cut) a month isn't anything to talk about, but middling artists and writers get a month's worth of income from patreon.
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>>999649

Work for courier company during holidays e.g. UPS and have a friend follow your route via phone GPS and collect packages. Make sure your route is in a suburbs area because A no one will be at any houses because peeps have to work 9-5 to support a house and B all the expensive items will be delivered.
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