Ways to Jew the system ITT

>>996044
This thread reads like the product of a sick and twisted mind.

>>996048
It's just brokefags who don't want to work.

>>996044

You can download just about any entertainment medium for free. That provides you with unlimited entertainment for $0.

There are people who paid money for DVDs this past Black Friday. Think about that.

>>996048
>>996052
Tell me which of these wouldn't work.

I always see frugal threads but never any "Jewing the system" threads.

>>996054
>There are people who paid money for DVDs this past Black Friday. Think about that

Thanks for pirating you can buy them dirty fucking cheap and sometimes it's a lot easier to just buy a box season of some show in good quality and on discs rather than having to torrent it and having shitty quality and all that. Plus some can't be found.

You're right though.

>>996055
Sucking 100,000 cocks at $10 would work too, you can become a millionaire. It's a stable and infallable business model.

If you had been charging you'd be halfway there already.

>>996059
>If you had been charging you'd be halfway there already.

Well you see I took that idea and expanded on it.

I have proposed a new method, a more efficient one.
>Take a bunch of food from food charities(as mentioned in OP)
>Stuff your backpack and get a whole bunch
>Find homeless people
>Offer them free food in exchange for THEM sucking other people's dicks
>Charge the people getting their dicks sucked $2-5 per bj

This way you're essentially outsourcing the dicksucking and making pure profit because your employee's wages are paid for by free food you stole and the customer pays you directly.

>>996063
bump

Sell things to people at a higher price than you paid for it

This isn't a frugal thread, this is a how to be a nigger thread.

>>996113
wooooooooow this guy just discovered fire

>>996063
Why do the homeless people need you? Cut the middleman and they'll keep the cash themselves.

>buy expensive electronic item
>replace item in box with cheap knockoff
>return it
>sell the original for half price

>>996125
The same reason hos need a pimp

anyone discount codes for amazon or ebay ?

>>996125
>Why do the homeless people need you? Cut the middleman and they'll keep the cash themselves

They need a middleman. I provide them with liquidity in the form of food, and also find the customers for them. I ensure they have a safe experience as well.

>>996044
Your ideas are fucking terrible. Even the ideas that you have semi right you fucked up some detail in them to make them bad.

>jew thread
If jews were this fucktarded they would have never obtained the meme of wealth they have.

>>996186
What is wrong with the ideas?

They all work quite well I might add. I would know.

>>996059
>inphalluble

>>996190

You're what's wrong with the world.

>>996044
>Visit places where heroin addicts go to shoot up and ask for free needles, in some cities you get them no questions asked

Or you can go to virtually any hospital and they will give you clean unused needles for free if you tell them you're an addict.

>Get clean needles free
>Sell to addicts at a higher price than OPs used needles
>Corner the market by out jewing the OP

>>996281
>Or you can go to virtually any hospital and they will give you clean unused needles for free if you tell them you're an addict.

That's what I meant actually.

To go to areas where there's a lot of heroin addicts because that's where they tend to have places with free needles. Even some pharmacies.

Nice Jew meme faggot. We already have a running frugal thread:
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>>996416
>Nice Jew meme faggot. We already have a running frugal thread:

Yes but this is a "Jewing the system" thread. It's about doing more assholish things than just stealing toilet paper and saving on entertainment costs.

>Ride the bus for free, if they ask to see your ticket then run away
I've never understood how this is supposed to work, your ticket is checked as you get on surely? This was the case of any bus I've gone on.

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>>996464

In europe they just let you walk on to the buses.

Randomly ticket patrol guys will jump on buses and check to see if everyone has a ticket. Those that don't get fined for cheating the system.

I like the European way. And I like the European no tipping system as well.

But I guess none of that shit would work here.