How can I make £600 a day without sucking dicks?

>>989951
fucking dicks

Renting out your asshole

hand jobs

Blackmail people trying to cheat on hookup sites/apps.

>>989976
this, I bet it's even more profitable than sucking dicks

>>989951
Rimjobs

camwhoring

get a job in client services at an established fintech company - learn the software, get a good knowledge of the financial products you deal with, do good work for the clients - get a good rep... 2-3 years later quit and become a contractor

easy 600 a day...

see firms like sungard, calypso, misys, murex, ION Trading etc..etc..

basically anything a bunch of big banks and/or large corporates rely on for trading, treasury, settlement etc.. will require some consultants on a decent daily rate to configure, upgrade etc..

>>990132
One of the best pieces of advice I've seen on 4chan/Internet. Thanks a lot bro, will seriously consider that!
P. S. Not OP, just grateful

>>989951
Simple. Sell the knee pads. #steaksare4taxpayers