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$500 a day

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Users of /biz/, you have 5 minutes to come up with a strategy that will net you $500 a day.

What is your strategy?

>Sucking dicks or pimping someone out to suck dicks for you are not allowed. We will assume that you suck dick in your spare time, free of charge.
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rent out your asshole
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>>986808
>We will assume that you suck dick in your spare time, free of charge.

your mother sure does. she also takes dick in the ass like a wild bitch LMAO.
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>>986808
day trade meme stocks with ~10k starting capital
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>>986808

put $ 6 083 333 bucks into the S&P 500
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Daytrade blue chips.
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>>986808
Sell shit on commission. $500/day may be a bit high though.
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>>986808
Buy one bitcoin every day.
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Go to work 18x8 hours a month. Actually I earn more than just 500 net a day.
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>>986854
So what do you do, work for one week straight with no breaks, then chill for 3 weeks?
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be a plumber or electrician or really anything that can provide service labor

start flat rate pricegougeing
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Buy 138,258 shares of Coca-Cola. They pay out $1.32 a share in dividend annualy.

>Get $182,500.56 worth of dividends.
> That averages to $500 a day.

Now to come up with a plan to get about $6 million to buy those shares.
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Daytrade ETFs
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>>986812
This, glory holes is the way to go
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>get loan
>build luxury brothel
>make others suck dicks
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