$500 a day

rent out your asshole

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>>986808
>We will assume that you suck dick in your spare time, free of charge.

your mother sure does. she also takes dick in the ass like a wild bitch LMAO.

>>986808
day trade meme stocks with ~10k starting capital

>>986808

put $ 6 083 333 bucks into the S&P 500

Daytrade blue chips.

>>986808
Sell shit on commission. $500/day may be a bit high though.

>>986808
Buy one bitcoin every day.

Go to work 18x8 hours a month. Actually I earn more than just 500 net a day.

>>986854
So what do you do, work for one week straight with no breaks, then chill for 3 weeks?

be a plumber or electrician or really anything that can provide service labor

start flat rate pricegougeing

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Buy 138,258 shares of Coca-Cola. They pay out $1.32 a share in dividend annualy.

>Get $182,500.56 worth of dividends.
> That averages to $500 a day.

Now to come up with a plan to get about $6 million to buy those shares.

Daytrade ETFs

>>986812
This, glory holes is the way to go

>get loan
>build luxury brothel
>make others suck dicks