How do I become /biz/?

I know this feel. I'm 24. Went to a great university because my parents told me I had to. Graduated. Did pretty good. Popular. Social. Move across country to get away from overbearing parents. Can't find a good job. Start to crumble. Get skinny fat. Can't afford health insurance. Start putting things off (like auto-repairs and dentist because no money). I've been working low wage jobs for years now. Figured I'd eventually be able to choose and industry and work my way up, but I still have no idea which direction to go, and now I'm a loser. Can't afford to hang out with friends. Embarrassed about being poor. Friends from school as how I'm doing.

The only way to break the cycle is to risk everything and start your own business

Learn everything you can, put together a solid business plan and start trying to raise money

You cannot get rich working a job

>>965269
Maybe stop typing the word meme like a retarded teenager and get off 4chan as a start?

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>>965285
You sound like 95% of my old college and high school friends.

Stop failing and becoming reclusive, you assholes, I'm bored.

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I fell for the trade school meme, now I'm even worse off than somebody with a university art degree

>>965334
>I fell for the trade school meme, now I'm even worse off than somebody with a university art degree

Lmao that's my favorite meme of all.

>"Haha you retards with ur SJW universities will see me making $100k/yr in a few months from my apprenticeship"

When in reality they're earning under $60k unless 10 years of experience and destroying their bodies.

>>965269
r9k

>>965269
stop being the meme and start making the memes

>>965334
>>965347
>Not being an HVAC technician in the Midwest
>Not getting into welding

topkek

>>965365
>>Not being an HVAC technician in the Midwest
Acceptable

>>Not getting into welding
Nice lungs bro. Enjoy your early demise lol, plus it's terrible health risks for pretty small pay. Welders don't make much, it usually has low profit margins and the expensive welding is getting automated

>>965334

How? Can you please explain your situation in detail?